Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Dr.Susse]

Captain Canada.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Robot America. Like America but a robot.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Mew! Not evil enough for Mew Two.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cyriak undercover.

 

[C F]

An evil scientist.

 

[Link_to_Future]

CF is obviously a benighted soccer-playing romance novelist with a winning smile and a way with the ladies.

Obviously.

 

[EpicFightingTroper]

Link to Future is a magical weasel, sent to guard this universe soon after it's creation.

Of course.

 

[Link_to_Future]

EpicFightingTroper is a notorious crooked librarian living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus.

I'm on to you.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A humble millionaire playboy.

 

[Link_to_Future]

Dr. Susse is a superhumanly strong misogynist cowboy haunted by an iconic dead American confidante.

Yep.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Inventor of the not dying machine.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Super Mario Baker.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Does things excessively in real life too <.<

 

[Yureina]

A Pokemon master.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Cut of his/her own arm to attach a mega buster to it

 

[Yureina]

An Amusement Park mascot.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mr. Sandman.

 

[staika]

A clown

 

[Yureina]

An executioner.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

A Sara May Marketer.