Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Neuromancer]

An insurgent-hatin'-German-hatin' Black Irishman.

 

[Sir Pootis]

A black, Scottish cyclops.

 

[Headsprouter]

Heavy is spy! *flamethrowers* No, wait, it's just Sir Pootis.

 

[Teoes]

One of Jerry Springer's bouncers.

 

[Neuromancer]

Harold Godwinson.

 

[kailus13]

Godwin Haroldson.

 

[Darius-X]

Nicolas Sarkozy

 

[kailus13]

Nicholas Cage

 

[Teoes]

Nicolas Colsaerts

 

[Headsprouter]

An ghostly orb.

 

[thesilentman]

The ghost of Nero.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mario!

 

[Teoes]

Gloria Hunniford

 

[Teoes]

A Japanese demon.

 

[Headsprouter]

Flame Demon Monster Gaspard!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

The Devil in his human form.

 

[kailus13]

Judging by her avatar, Jade from Homestuck.

 

[Teoes]

Will & Kate's child.