Who is the above Escapist... In real life?

[Barbas]

An employee of Kentucky Fried Chicken (he assassinates McDonalds board members).

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Breaker of.....GRAFFITI. In other words, a street cleaner.

 

[Barbas]

Ron Simmons.[footnote]DAMN![/footnote]

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Jimmithie Timmons. Which means nothing, because there is no such being.

In other words, NOTHING!

 

[Barbas]

A tricksy little sandshrew.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

The generator that produced the idea of the coffee machine!

 

[Zantos]

Not actually a weird suited raccoon... thing. Just an everyday run of the mill vampire.

 

[Barbas]

A vampire hunter! AAAAAH!!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

A werewolf! That is barking at cats!

 

[Barbas]

The James Bond of Iceland.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

The smoothest operator of Britain.

 

[Barbas]

The OC Alcohol at Sandhurst.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

The baddest dude at the west side of whatever!

 

[Barbas]

A Hobbit in Iceland.

 

[Euryalus]

James Bond's younger brother, Heinrich Büchner Bond... Their dad was a fan of German literature.

 

[Barbas]

That raccoon, actually.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Mad Max's brother, Sane Sam.

 

[Barbas]

A sentient marshmallow king.

 

[Euryalus]

Zombie Stalin come back from the dead to start a fashion line he never got around to creating. He was too busy being a terrible dictator!

 

[Rabbitboy]

The Hamburglar.