MJ, Michael Jordan. Since I lived in on the east coast then later moved Chicago during the time he was playing all I ever heard was are you his son. It doesn't bother me any, once my Dentist had asked me that question and I said yeah he'll take care of the bill. That was when Michael Jordan lived in Lake Forest, Illinois which is not too far from where I lived. See my house is in the southeast suburbs of Chicago (like a 40 minute drive on the highway), and his house (or mansion I should say) is a few miles north of the city. It's big too, I was lucky enough to have my dad drive me around that area a few years ago. It's nice out there. Anyway all I have ever done since then was pretend to be his illegitimate son. It kinda of worked out because there is a "rumor" that he once had an affair with Lauryn Hill during the mid ninties. SO I always use that story around for the girls and went all ape shit over me for a while. When he moved to Florida, I even pretended to get angry at him for leaving with yet another woman. That always gets them riled up. Hell my dad even used the same excuses on his honeymoon to the islands. The forigners never caught on, all he did was flash a new pair of Jordan shoes and tell them his name and he got complementary stuff during his stay. That was went Jordan was hot however, the same doesn't work nowadays though.