Who is the "Most Annoying Game Character Ever."

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shOOp da wOOp

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Donald duck from Kingdom Hearts, he always speaks in the wierd quack, if daisy can talk normal why cant donald?
 

Sonicron

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Fontaine from Bioshock. I can't even put my finger on the why, but the moment he starts talking every fibre of my being screams hate and rage.
 

Kujikenaikara

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Y'know, I do have a list, but one is on the top: Vector the Crocodile.

Now, I didn't mind him in Knuckles Chaotix. That was a fun and challenging game. And even when he came back unexpectedly in Sonic Heroes, I still didn't mind him.

Then Shadow the Hedgehog reared it's ugly head.

Now, I originally didn't think he was that annoying, repeating the same crap every character does, just randomly mouthing off what you have to be doing. But as the next level came, I noticed something was off. He was still repeating the same lines. Apparently, there was a problem in the game that makes it so Vector will ask you if you've found the computer room, or to find the computer room, even if that isn't your mission. And when I'm fighting a boss and Vector shouted "Find the Computer Room!" for the tenth time for that boss, it began to reach a new level of annoyance.

Congratulations Sonic Team! In a single game, you managed to create a character even more annoying than Tails' voice in English for all of the Sonic games.
 

Vondrakenhof

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There's a list:
Magma from X-men Legends. (Really annoying voice)
The Princes dark side from Prince of Persia 3. (Voice again)
Princess Peach. (You'd think after the 1st kidnapping she'd get better security)
And any assassination target from Assassins Creed. (They just have to have their say)
 

XenoZiden

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I'd say any female character who for some reason someone decided should have a helium voice...

Or Idiots in Distress...or just idiots...

Now, You want to go bowling Cousin?!
 

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Sonic characters that talk, Navi, and Rosh Penin. Also all of the characters in Prey, what a terrible Doom/Quake rip off game that was.
 

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Can't remember her name but the Horned devil character from Neverwinter Nights 2, You cant talk to anyone without her getting annoyed and then she insults you for that even though its part of the damn quest
 

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Those cocky Mercs/Bounty hunters in Fallout 3. Was most satisfying to come out of a tunnel, encounter them, then watch them suddenly get mowed down by super mutants.

Either that or assault class guys in Killzone 2.
 

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Emo April Ryan from The Longest Journey.

She moans her way to the end of a very long journey.
 

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Oh yeah I should also add the Blitz from Devil May Cry 4. The Blitz is not a boss, but just a regular enemy that you have to kill. And let me tell you those fuckers are annoying as hell. They teleport all over the fuckin place non stop and come out of no where and unleash some bullshit attack that you cant dodge. And let's not forget the bullshit lightning beam that when you get hit by it you're pretty much done. You can't hit them with your sword you literally have to shot the ever living shit outta of them until their shield goes down then you have like 10 seconds to beat the shit out of them. Then repeat.

This might help you understand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uDeQefXzn8

They shit lightning, fart thunder, and piss acid rain....with lightning.
 

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TF2 spy. good sniper at a close second.
if it's not a knife in the back when you were patently preoccupied then it's a sap on the sentry when you know you are just out of reach of saving it.
 

Sonicron

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KING BOB 2896 said:
Cyrus from Dawn of War 2. Everything he says is negative and hes useless in battle.
Did you finish that game? He's actually one of the wiser Marines, and he makes positive comments and even a few funny quips as well. The stigma of the loner was intended for this character, so I suppose it's possible some people can't relate to him. But still, he's more entertaining than Thaddeus, who comes off as childish, and Avitus, whom I found outright annoying.
 

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As someone who's currently trying to extract some value from the original "FEAR" by actually finishing it, which is an arduous task - not because it's difficult, the idiotic "bullet time" mechanic sees to that, but because it's so goddamn long and boring - I'd like to nominate every single character in it. The idiot misogynist commander, your team who just keep dying (would it be too much to hope for some backup in ONE mission? Given it's marketed as a TEAM GAME?), the blonde who won't move out of the elevator, but especially the main character that you play. Because he has NO FREE WILL. He keeps doing incredibly stupid things that you have no control over - getting hit in the face by the villain at the start (I tried to avoid that at least ten times, never could), leaving the irritating generic blonde in the elevator to get kidnapped, etc. That last one is especially irritating: the blonde won't move. You can stick your gun in her face and she still won't move. There's no reason for her to stay there and no reason for the marine to let her stay behind, but the plot requires she gets kidnapped (again), so that's what happens.

All any of this does is lengthen the game. And by that I mean "fight the same three enemies in the same situations in similar-looking buildings again and again and again for no good reason". I'm determined to finish it, if only to see if it can rise to the level of actually being vaguely interesting to play (doubt it). The most irritating thing is that from what I've seen so far, the basic story looks as though it might be genuinely interesting. The trouble is, I have to actually play the game in order to get to see any of it.

The lesson to take out of this is: if you have predetermined events, don't have the characters in your game act in an incredibly unbelievably stupid manner time and time again to facilitate them, and especially don't have the hero do it!

Other irritating characters? - the main villain in Bioshock. After Andrew Ryan, this person is a total let-down. Tails in Sonic 2, who was so bad that in Sonic 3 they gave you the option of playing the game without him. Navi and Slippy, obviously, but every other person on this forum has already named one or the other. And Half Life 2's freedom fighters, who do nothing but get in the way or get killed, but again they've already been named by enough people. (Don't agree about Alyx Vance though - I think she's great, probably the best support character I've seen in a game.)
 

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Altair: what an emo.

and couldn't they have found a voice actor with the right accent? it doesn't have to be american to be cool (see Niko Bellic)

Or naomi from Metal Gear. *****!
 

el_emmens

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I wanna say the dog from duck hunt. or princess peach I mean seriously zelda is a princess and she can take care of herself
 

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Erana said:
Do main characters count?
If so, I choose Titus.
You mean Tidus? He aggravated me more than even Squall, and Squall made me stop playing the game! The only good thing about him was that you never had to use him past the first 2 or 3 areas. And Haste.

So Tidus (FFX) gets my vote, with honourable mentions to Squall (FFVIII), Navi (like anyone needs me to say which game), Tails (Sonic 2), and 'The Fuzz' (Road Rash). Navi's pretty obvious, as is Tails, but does anyone remember the fuzz? They're the cops camped out to bust your first-time motorcycle racing ass, despite letting your opponents, 95% of whom are *real* criminals, drive right on by. And they never look away. And they're always faster than you.

Oh, and That Damned Dog (Duck Hunt). How I wish he could be shot.
 

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properturnip said:
The little scottish black ball thing from Theme Park World. God, his jokes were so bad!
hey i remmember him. i dont remmember any of his jokes but he annoyed me and my mother in his own way. i swear to god this is true but everytime my mother came upstairs to my room the ball guy would say something it was scary.
 

Lavadragon

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343 Guilty Spark - "I am a genius! hahahahaha"

Ashley (ResEvil 4) - "LEON!!!"

Navi - no one who played this can ever forget heylistenheylistenheylistenheylistenheylistenheylisten

Whoever you have as your sidekick on ResEvil 5 - "Crap, I stubbed my toe" "Here have all 9 first aid kits I'm carrying" as well as "shitty pistol, Infinite Ammo Sniper. Hmmm, I'm gonna go for... Shitty Pistol!" /facepalm