Who is the Ultimate Video Game Bad-Ass

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chromewarriorXIII

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Jazoni89 said:
motherfucking Lu-Bu!.

If you play any dynasty warriors game, and Lu-Bu comes into the battle, you might aswell quit, because Lu-Bu will come knocking and he will rape your life bar with his overpowered moves.

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Except in Dynasty Warriors 4 where my overpowered custom character could take him out easily. Ah, those were the days.

Zebag said:
Surprised no one has said Kratos yet. GOW Kratos, not Tales Kratos.
Although I prefer Tales Kratos over GOW Kratos.

My list consists of: Solid Snake, Kratos, Kratos, and Dante.
 

DoomyMcDoom

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I vote for, Slimes, sure they're easily killed... but y'know... you can never kill them all, and yes secretly they are all the same mind, thus one character :p badassery through perseverence and persistance!
 

alithanar8

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Segata Sanshiro, by virtue of not only having his own game but also beating kids up because they dared to do other things besides video games.
 

duktapeman90

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Tough one, but I'm gonna have to go with my man Ezio Auditore da Firenze.
<img height=275, src=http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-12/art/ac2-ezio6.jpg>

Close Seconds:
-Gordon Freeman
-Dante
-Lu Bu
-Sephiroth
-HK-47
-Albert Wesker
 

Dfskelleton

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The man who can kill aliens with a few kicks to the face, breath in outer space with no helmet, muster the physical strength to carry twin rapid fire rocket launchers, A FREAKING JETPACK, and the ability to drive women insane at the mere sight of him, not unlike Cthulhu, one of Duke's only true matches powerwise (Cthulhu would probably win, but it'd be a close fight)
OR

The man who can fight through a room full of demons using a chainsaw, defeat giant demons with rocket launcher arms with his fists (it's just hard), have the balls to volunteer to protect earth's citizens by holding off the demons as they escape to colonize a different planet while leaving him behind alone, kill John Romero, his creator, Blow up 90% of Hell 3 TIMES, and finally stay in hell forever so he becomes immortal so that if any demons attempt to escape again, he will literally shove a chainsaw up their ass and use the skull for breakfast. Not to mention having the weirdest fan fiction story ever and the most ridiculous comic of all time. He does all of this with the manliest armor ever, unless Duke's bullet absorbing tank top counts as armor, then there's debate.


Scorpion from Mortal Kombat gets a lot of credit, for constantly returning from hell to enter a fighting tournamet, where he proceeds to throw harpoons into people's chests, yell "GET OVER HERE!", pull them towards them, uppercut them into the air, then take off his mask to reveal a skull and breathe fire all over his enemy, to which they will burst into flames, scream, then explode, an unknown man squealing "TOASTY!" only moments afterward.

Or Dan Hibiki, of course.


Wait, what about this guy?

Only true men can carry large blocks of stone and allign them perfectly to build a giant fortress, as well as survive explosions from kamikaze shrubs.
 

Jazoni89

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-Ulven- said:
Jazoni89 said:
motherfucking Lu-Bu!.

If you play any dynasty warriors game, and Lu-Bu comes into the battle, you might aswell quit, because Lu-Bu will come knocking and he will rape your life bar with his overpowered moves.

I fear the guy... although the mission where you play as him, defending a gate from the entire China! (Well it looks like it). LU- BU, has no sense of fashion, but damn can that man kill stuff.
I always found it funny, that i shared the same feeling as the on screen characters when they saw lu-bu.

"OMFG! itssssss... LU-BU! Run for your lives!"
 

Vykrel

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Jack and Calumon said:
Duke Nukem. Everyone else pales in comparison.
ive said it before and ill say it again. someone always gives my answer in the first few replies :p of course its Duke
 

evilartist

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Duke Nukem, for sure. Hell, his bravado was directly inspired by Ash from the Evil Dead series, especially Army of Darkness. You can't pick a more bad-ass source of inspiration. :)
 

SangRahl

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Pierre Gautier (renamed to "Deadeye" a little after reaching Sgt.)... X-Com

I know that the name generator is randomized, but in my first game, he made 3 reaction kills in the his first 2 missions. Later on, he made an aimed shot with a Heavy Plasma through 3 windows to take out a floater, and earned his new callsign.

Every game since, if I get another Pierre Gautier he turns out to be another complete bad-ass like the first.
 

chozo_hybrid

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Kain, I mean come on, he still walks around and kicks ass after having his heart ripped from his chest.
 
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Fuck Duke Nukem. DEFINITELY fuck Dante. It's obviously Kratos. I mean, KILLING him only pisses him off more. What other character can claim that?
 

Firia

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My inner fangirl wants to gravitate to final fantasy 7, but I'm resisting in favor of someone more deserving of the title.

Snake. Solid Snake. He may be a bio engineered soldier to emulate one of the greatest in (MG) history, but he doesn't have any super powers. Just an arsenal of equipment to make the impossible a little more possible.

Otacon even says so.
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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It's obviously the Duke, watch out, he might be out of bubble gum!

Second place is kind of a toss up between, Kratos, Scorpion, and Ezio Auditore da Firenze.
 

jamescorck

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You know, I am seeing quite a lot of Duke Nukem, but I am going on a different tangent here.

I say Super Mario is a badass. You need to be to punch a dragon in the snout.
 

Naheal

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Jazoni89 said:
motherfucking Lu-Bu!.

If you play any dynasty warriors game, and Lu-Bu comes into the battle, you might aswell quit, because Lu-Bu will come knocking and he will rape your life bar with his overpowered moves.

*shudders* I tried to fight him. I emphasize tried.