Who is the WORST Superhero of all time?

[sheic99]

hmmm since people love Captain America for some reason, let me change my answer to...Robin....even less super powers than Batman, and batman is just a rich guy.

Which Robin?

 

[darktheif28]

Aqua man, captian america, the green lantern, the flash, and superman

 

[captain awesome 12]

IMO Captain America is the worst superhero of all time, not only because he is American (dont take it seriously), but because he was killed by a bullet, an ordinary, plain, absolutely not special in any way...and he was just plain dead...that's just pathetic.

what kind of BS is this? if anything Captain America is the GREATEST, i repeat GREATEST hero of all time. hes the hero that all superheroes aspire to be.

EDIT: Aquaman he can swim really fast and talk to fish. he has all the same powers as Spongebob.

Hahahaha I cracked up when I read this.

Congrats sir, you have swayed me. Aquaman it is!

 

[Fanboy]

Sarcastro! He fights crime with the razor sharp sting of sarcasm!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I would say the Dog Welder, but he's obviously also the BEST superhero ever. He welds dogs to people. He welds. Dogs. To people.

My god... Where the crap can I find this amazing piece of graphic literature?

Superman. I mean what kind of Overpowered bullshit is that?

Seriously. Superman is boring.

Kryptonite doesn't even kill him, just make him feel queasy for a few minutes. Superman sucks great big cucumbers.

 

[Whobajube]

I'm gonna to say Mr. Fantastic and The Invisible Girl. That's why they need a team of 4. Fantastic though? I think not. The only place I could see Mr. Fantastic's power being useful is in the bedroom, if you know what I mean, haha.

 

[wewontdie11]

It's a toss up between "Plastic Man" and "Elongated Man". Not only are they two of the most hilariously awful names ever, they basically have the same powers and they are pretty much the same as the much more popular Reed Richards as well.

 

[Danglybits]

Aquaman, no contest. Yes he has an original superpower, but it's a really stupid superpower. Some people said Superman and in practice I can see that, it's really ambiguous what he can and can't do and if he is super fast, super strong, and has laser/x-ray vision what's the point of setting people against him? Not enough limitations. But at least his powers are still cool powers. And I don't count Batman as a super hero because he's super rich and nothing else. He is my favorite "super" hero (not counting the X-Men) though because I like the aesthetic and the highly flawed character that the Batman series(plural) present. But Aquaman's powers are just Super Lame. I can breathe underwater and talk to sea creatures. Oh, great, that's helpful. Spiderman will be hitting people with webs and out maneuvering them and Superman will be pummeling and melting people over hear while you commune with dolphins. The only heroes more lame that Aquaman to my mind are the characters I made is City of Heroes.

 

[jockslap]

It's a toss up between "Plastic Man" and "Elongated Man". Not only are they two of the most hilariously awful names ever, they basically have the same powers and they are pretty much the same as the much more popular Reed Richards as well.

well at least plastic man is cheaper to make then metal man

 

[Blind0bserver]

I would say the Dog Welder, but he's obviously also the BEST superhero ever. He welds dogs to people. He welds. Dogs. To people.

Xitel speaks the truth, people. Dog Welder is the single most terrifying hero ever to exist simply because he can defy the laws of physics.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers, resulting in extreme burns and general horror. The question of how exactly one can weld a flesh and blood animal to a person is not answered by the series.

Spoiler: The Dogwelder in action

Oddly, enough, when I did a Google search on him for some reason I came across a truly useless superhero: Arms-Fall-Off Boy. Quick, guess what his power is.

 

[DuncanRR]

Superman and Aquaman are tied for me. Not a big fan of those two.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Aquaman sucks ass.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Worst supervillian: Calanderman, I'm serious. Look him up.

I did just that. Bizarrely they thought he was such a success with his date related crime that they created calendar girl!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar_Man

 

[gamebrain89]

This guy, [link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfox_(comic_character)[/link] beats them all. his power is and I quote "Starfox can stimulate the pleasure centers in people's brains". and he freaking looks like a douchebag. you can't find a worse superhero.

 

[13lackfriday]

I think there's actually a ************ named "Onomatopoeia" that does as his name implies, and somehow has a superpower out of it.

 

[wewontdie11]

http://www.popcultureaddict.com/comicbooks/lamestsuperheroes.htm

That may be of interest as it contains some more of the worst heroes ever. Although the Red Bee is fucking awesome! He has a trained Bee that lives in his belt buckle! Called Michael!!!

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Triangleman, Triangleman. Triangleman hates Particleman. They have a fight. Triangle wins. Triangleman.