Who is the worst teacher you've ever had and why?

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SirDeadly

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Purple Shrimp said:
SirDeadly said:
"I make my years sandwiches all at once and freeze them."
i'll take your word for it that he was a bad teacher, but based solely on that quote he sounds pretty rad
He really wasn't... We learned nothing all year!
 

BioHazardMan

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Sixth grade math teacher, it was in a duel room so he let the other teacher do EVERYTHING.

He was cool, but he never did jack shit.
 

iamthe1

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Used to be my first-year physics professor, but he was actually a nice guy, just an incredibly shitty teacher. But last semester I had linear algebra with a guy who not only a shitty teacher, but also an intolerable asshole. Just having a PhD in a subject doesn't mean you can teach, fuck-face! Fuck off back to MIT if you love it so much!
 

Ducktard

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Our current French teacher. He's abseloutely awful, I loose all hope when he comes in the door. First of all, he looks like a stupid horse, his teeth comes in the room before him
Witch would be fine if he could teach. But no, he can't teach. He doesn't even know French, he said it himself he isn't fluent in French, the only basis he has is that he lived there for a year. He grades us weird too, he gives us these tasks that we can hand in to him if we WANT. He said it's our choice, but my friend can't get 6 (That would translate into an A I think) in the subject because she hasn't handed in enough of them. If we have to have an exam in French now in spring, we are all going to fail except maybe two people. He repeats the same shit every single time, and I am finaly starting to learn one thing. I will admit that I am a bad student, cause I don't do anything in his classes like I should, but he is seriously bad, no one is learning anything. He makes mistakes all the time, and when he corrects them, I can't understand witch one was the mistake and witch one was the right answer.

Oh, and he also steals our freetime. Why? Because part of the class was away one week, for some trip or something, and instead of repeating this with them when they come back on THEIR freetime, he says "No french this week" and wants it back later. He is taking those classes back in an hour that some of us don't have classes in on tuesdays. But what he WONT understand even though we told him a MILLION times, is that not everyone has that hour off, and some have other classes they have to go to then! He is just expecting everyone to go out of their way so he can TORTURE us with French.

...Okay there is seriously more but this was probably enough and totally confusing...
 

Epslion.Bear

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My worst and best Teacher was MR. Lock, a subsitute teacher

Worst: He once clotheslined my frend as he was trying to leave :(

Best: In a diffent class one of my other frend took all of his pencils and but then in his shirt pocket. He looked at my frend and said "Now theres someone whos prepares for school" before looking for his pencils for the rest of the lesson.
 

DrStupid87

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I had a teacher back in College who taught I.C.T

She seemed to have the "Hitler Complex" Meaning she often seemed to thing "You need me, I don't need you".

As a result she kept on talking and left everyone with a sense that they had always done something wrong.

One particular time that I nearly commited murder was because of her. It was time to hand in some coursework. About 50 pages or so explaining the uses of MS Excel. I had barely finished it when the bell rang for the next lesson so I couldn't bind it all together in time. I sorted them all neatly into a file though and hoped it would do. So I handed it to this teacher and she had a look at the file before I left.

Rather loudly, she ecplaime "What on earth is this?" refering to the unbound papers.

I said "It's my coursework."

THEN...

She threw THE ENTIRE GODDAMN FILE on the floor, spraying the 50 pages everywhere. What really made me want to commit murder was that straight after, she said the most half-assed "sorry" you could possibly imagine.

That was just one day as well. I didn't resort to murder by the way. I did however resort to saying loudly "I'm going to set fire to you..."
Actually, I'm not even joking. That was for real!
 

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spartandude said:
My current philosophy teacher. He bearly actually teache, shows absolutely no repesct towards me and forgets that i have other subjects that im trying to do
I'd throw in your english teacher two.

EDIT: I'd throw in my english teacher as well. Oh the irony!
 

Ailia

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I've been griping a lot about my Roman Civ teacher lately. There's this whole French-vs-Québecois undertone during the lectures (he's from Lyon and hates our accent) but it's mostly the fact that he has ginormous walls of text that you have to type as fast as you can before he switches to the next slide. You're so focused on typing/writing down the notes that you miss anything he has to say. It's just... annoying.

But the worst teacher would be my grade 12 English teacher. You can't fail people for well-written essays that don't match your opnion - that's not the point of being an English teacher. Honestly, the entire school hated her.
 

Ultress

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I've had a few, My 10th grade biology teacher was more interested in sports than actually teaching and just gave us worksheets everyday.Though he once had to look up a word. That word was "cell".

I was able to take some collage French in high school and at first we had a great teacher then they replaced her with this complete ***** who talked to everyone like they were five and loudly criticized us for not following instructions she never gave.


One at my current collage professors teaches medical terminology and the hand on lab as well. The entirety of Med Terms was him giving us piss easy work sheets and showing us gross out pics of Death scenes he had witnessed and by witness I mean he just got pics off the net and put them in a slide show. He was even worse in the lab as he just let you loose and didn't teach anything.
 

MrGameluvr92

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My statistics teacher right now. If everything is not perfect or if one person is not following her rules she snaps and goes off on all of us, even those who were actually doing their work......
 

Nazz3

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My previous English teacher was pretty terrible at teaching. Like this one time she came in like 10 minutes late, told us to read some chapter and sat in the computer for the last 30 minutes while everybody was just making noise and nobody was reading the chapter. Also she did stuff like giving zero points on some part of an exam to someone at our class, because he translated something as just 'storm' instead of 'thunderstorm', they had a huge argument about it and still refused to give any points on it. She always just looked if the boys were making noise and stuff while when the girls were talking the whole class she didnt pay any attention to them, she even once admitted that she was too lazy to turn her head to the other side of the class. Etc etc

Thankfully she retired during last Christmas
 

Unia

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My first grade music teacher was pretty bad. She threw a fit and called the whole class ignorant missfits for not knowing the proper scales for singing. On the first week of school. The lady didn't have a handle on the whole "teaching" thing. Not surprisingly she was fired by the end of semester. I think she soured music classes for some of my classmates :(

Off-topic: Am I the only one having a hard time making out some of these captchas?
 

fulano

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Watch the movie "Cracks" with Eva Green, then swap the super hot lesbian teacher with an equally manipulative fat bastard lady that couldn't bang the students even if she tried to but at least can do the manipulation thingy. It was in uni, if you can believe it.
 

interspark

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i once had a teacher who was blind as a bat, whether visually or intelectually i'll never know. she put me on a report card for violence for jokingly patting my humourously short friend on the head
 

Soviet Steve

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Well, I had a German teacher once who didn't shy away from violence, picked out individuals in her classes that she disliked and spent a minimum of 20 minutes berating them, and when she didn't use her classes to abuse her students she talked endlessly about how she was corpulating with her neighbors.

I'm glad I went to a different class than her daughter because that would have been awkward.

Also it was an optional class and I ditched it quickly.
 

TheIr0nMike

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My writing teacher actually has no idea what she's doing. The last class I went to before my break was me free writing a three page essay, than class was over. The only thing the teacher did was tell us what we were supposed to do, than have us hand in the homework we were apparently supposed to do.
 

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I had a sexist teacher in grade 5. Now, maybe it wasn't entirely sexism and meerly due to boys being a little more rambunctious than girls, but god damn she loved to pick on the boys and let the girls do whatever the fuck they wanted. Plus she was just a *****.
 

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my year 8 science teacher. in year 7 i was a level 7c on one of my tests but after a term of being taught by her i got a level 4b on my next test. luckily i got moved back into a set with my first science teacher who is probably the best teacher in the school!
 

Dieter Meyer

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Mai inglish teecher is de worst ai have had.

Just kidding...
OT: My current natural science teacher, because he cant barley speak my language and NEVER prepares for his lectures.