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1: Samantha Traynor from Mass Effect 3 -- This lady is HILARIOUS and inadvertently helped me cope with the biggest crisis in my entire life, so yeah she cool with me.
2: Lilly from Katawa Shoujo -- This entire game fucked me up in so many ways, but Lilly's story fucked me up the most. Idk why, but if I had to guess it'd probably be something about how similar she is to me, both in appearance and experience.
3: Kumoda from Embric of Wulfhammer's Castle -- Who would have thought a giant spider-lady who literally eats you at the end could be so endearing.

And probably many more! I don't really find any of these things sexual, mind you, which I suppose defeats the point, but considering I don't find much sexual meaning in the real world anyway, that's hardly a surprise. Long story short though, were any of those ladies to become real, and wanted to do literally anything with me, I would. Chess, going for tea, sucking out my liquified insides, typical lady stuff, whatever it is, I would go for it.
 

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Nel from Bleach. Death by boobs.
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Pr0 said:
OmniscientOstrich said:
I guess the abridged version of what I'm trying to get across is lighten up. This topic was clearly never meant to be heavy.
And I think what I'm trying to elucidate is that perhaps the subject is not taken seriously enough, or simply accepted as "not my concern" when collectively it is something that should be considered to potentially be a concern. The population crisis in Japan (Fukushima and surviving one of the largest recorded earthquakes in recent human history notwithstanding) is, I believe, the tip of an iceberg, and in the briny depths of the ocean, lies this subject..and others.

Now I suppose we could say that the population crisis in Japan is not our concern either. But perhaps it should be if Japan is simply a diorama image of a potential larger world problem in the near future where not just Japan is in crisis.

Armchair philosophy or no...it is, at least, critical thought about behavioral trends that could lend themselves to very real world consequences at some point. So while this topic is not meant to be heavy, and I respect it for what it is, the subject matter at hand is a facet of many larger potential philosophical problems which tend to have real world ramifications at some point down the line.

I believe in our pursuit to take things lightly we sometimes forget that without the few people taking things seriously, we'd have no room to take things lightly at all. And perhaps as a generation we are far too irresponsible for our own good.
Yeah, that is something we have to talk about, this whole synthetic relationship is causing men to detract from society in Japan and it may happen in America once we reach a certain point. At some point though, we have to realize that a good part of us are detached from that crisis and that we are simply having fun. If you want to talk about this, just make another forum so that we have a dedicated space.

and since I talked on this forum, I might as well talk about my "waifu" for the sake of being on topic

Yeah, it's a bit superficial (seriously, that chest) but I do find her lively, tough, and somewhat fun to be around.
 

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Pr0 said:
While I do find the Waifu thing/otaku culture really odd at times, trying to link the Japanese population thing/the current miasma surrounding the country to be mistaking the symptoms for the illness.

From what I've seen Japan is an extremely conservative country, rooted in the kind of Confucian ideology that is popular throughout Asia. There is an insane pressure on the younger generation to succeed their parents and work 70 hours a week in their dead-end corporate job. No wonder that in such a culture where people go from 10 hours of school a day to 10 hours of work a day dating and romance might be lost for many Japanese kids. Is it also surprising that people who want to be different from the rest of the group find their sole escape in a sub-culture that is unique to them? While it is not a healthy thing I do understand them.
As for the good folks at the escapist, well, we are probably the 1 percent of the 1 percent of people who hang out on the internet. I don't think this kind of light hearted forum posts is going to be the norm in 20 years.

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I am surprisingly fond of Fujiwara no Mokou from the Touhou series. Part of it is [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETTk83qis0w" ]her incredible boss theme song[/URL], and part of it is her interesting backstory. An immortal condemned to loneliness, she spends her time by herself in a remote forest, hesitant to get closer to people she know will eventually leave her life. She alternates spending her time running a chicken selling stand or killing and getting killed by her(also immortal) rival.
There is also Nikushoku(carnivorous women) and Shoshoku (herbivorous men) paradigm in Japan: women are becoming more aggressive counter to older traditions which makes the more mild men a bit more uncomfortable (they supposedly are looking for a Yamato Nadeshiko type which is more mild and motherly than the "carnivorous women"). In addition, the rise of Otaku and Hikkikomori, at least in my biased opinion, was started because of autistics who live in Japan and can't handle the ijime (bullying based on need to conform to society) and retreated. Oddly, autistics are likely to have stronger attachments to anime and characters than normal so while a normal person would like a character, an autistic may actually form emotional attachments.

Note: I myself have Asperger's syndrome and have read literature so I know that autistics have a lack of social and emotional intelligence and can have extreme passions/attachments for things most people won't have. BUT, I must amend my statement with the fact that some autistics may be able to be able to not have the type of extreme attachment I stated and that what I said is a more general statement.

All and All, the situation in Japan is complicated and I have a feeling not a lot of us have a good cultural background (if there are people with a degree in culture studies or have in-depth knowledge about Japanese culture, let me know). At this point, it's only outsiders looking in without full compensation.
 

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EternallyBored said:
Pr0 said:
OmniscientOstrich said:
I guess the abridged version of what I'm trying to get across is lighten up. This topic was clearly never meant to be heavy.
And I think what I'm trying to elucidate is that perhaps the subject is not taken seriously enough, or simply accepted as "not my concern" when collectively it is something that should be considered to potentially be a concern. The population crisis in Japan (Fukushima and surviving one of the largest recorded earthquakes in recent human history notwithstanding) is, I believe, the tip of an iceberg, and in the briny depths of the ocean, lies this subject..and others.

Now I suppose we could say that the population crisis in Japan is not our concern either. But perhaps it should be if Japan is simply a diorama image of a potential larger world problem in the near future where not just Japan is in crisis.

Armchair philosophy or no...it is, at least, critical thought about behavioral trends that could lend themselves to very real world consequences at some point. So while this topic is not meant to be heavy, and I respect it for what it is, the subject matter at hand is a facet of many larger potential philosophical problems which tend to have real world ramifications at some point down the line.

I believe in our pursuit to take things lightly we sometimes forget that without the few people taking things seriously, we'd have no room to take things lightly at all. And perhaps as a generation we are far too irresponsible for our own good.
That post would have been nice if you didn't demonstrate a gross misunderstanding of the Japanese population drop and the social, economic, and environmental pressures that brought it about, not to mention completely lacking in any actual discussion of why those factors are actually relevent outside of an insular nation with a very unique cultural dynamic on the world stage, also failing to actually elucidate on the problems in favor of just stating that it is a problem.

Even in Japan, the "Waifu" thing is a gross minority and only gets brought up by Japanese media for shock value. News outlets talk about it the same way news pundits in the U.S. talk about saying "Happy Holidays' being a widesperead pervasive attack on Christianity. The Prevalence of attraction to fictional characters is a drop in the bucket compared to the actual factors that are causing the drop in births in Japan, things like: massive living costs making it too expensive to raise a family outside of the upper middle class and the rich, a decades long economic slump, the almost complete overuse of land and resources in a small geographic area, an immigration policy that restricts movement and addition of new citizens, a government that has shown little interest in actually increasing population growth by a significant margin, and an extremely insular culture that makes it very difficult to relocate within its own territory. All of these are the actual factors causing Japan's aging population, not people joking about liking fictional characters, nobody outside of sensationalist media centers has even tried to make that connection.

This also ignores the fact that Japan kind of has an unsustainable population as it is, so there is no telling what factors will equalize birth rates as the population drops to a more sustainable level. Pretending to have a heavy conversation about a topic by grossly sensationalizing its effects right out of the gate serves no purpose but to shoot any point you may have had in the foot.

There is a legitimate discussion to be had about how to help people who have become dependent on escapism and refusing to confront reality. Trying to conflate that discussion as if it is some great societal ill will accomplish nothing more than causing the people on this forum to ignore you as a sensationalist who is more interested in starting a flame war, than having an actual discussion.
It could be argued that the whole "waifu" thing is a tangent to withdrawal from society and normal relations due to the nikoshoku and shoshoku paradigm present in Japan. Women are become more aggressive and men more passive and while this is a good move against gender paradigms, it also conflicts with Japanese ideals of Yamato Nadeshiko and possibly the "amae" paradigm (it's a long complicated paradigm but it's modeled after mother/child relationships so there may be connections). I also made a case about how the waifu phenomena can be made due to autism and societal pressures.

Note: As usual, if you think I am completely unqualified to talk or am way off, please comment back and correct. My only experience is a semester of Japanese culture class in Collage, two visits to Japan, parents with similar cultural background (Taiwanese but have observed Japanese society) and my own overthinking of anime and general trends
 

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...Is liking female Shepherd masturbation, due to the fact that Shepherd is merely a mold for players, and has no real personality (except from their exceptional driving skills)?

Narcissism?
Is masturbating incest, as no one's closer related to you than yourself?
I'm so lost...

Also, how could I forget, damnit? She's the personification of kindness, love, and serenity, the ultimate Waifu of Waifu (which is term sounds like an Engrish kanaisation of wife... ok), ladies and gentlemen, it's...


Carol-tan ga kawai da, pyon!
 

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Erza from FairyTail. Don't ask, I don't even know. It started with me simply enjoying her aesthetics and defiance of more traditional female character stereotypes, and ended with me thinking a lot about her, and being completely pissed off at the way female stereotypes get re-applied to her later in the anime(apparently "character development" now means going from non-revealing metal armour to wearing little more than a piece of cloth around your chest). So yeah, "my waifu" is now a heavily re-invented and re-designed Erza, because getting ideas for an "ideal partner" from outside is nice, but having to go along with whatever changes that author applies to the character is annoying. Hell, even a real partner you can influence and shape someway.
 

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I've been playing Fire Emblem Awakening lately, and so far I have to say Tharja:



I don't know, there's something about a stalker dark mage kind of cute. Creepy yes, but cute.

[small]She also has a nice body. >-> [/small]
 

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Welp I broke up with my previous waifu Chie a while back. I recently got around to watching Durarara and I completely got attached to....


Celty Sturluson. Doesn't need a head to be cute
 

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The eyelashes are what pulls me in.


But let's talk about something else:

Why the fuck do you say waifu? Why not just say nonexistent crush? Why not just not bother with it?
 

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erttheking said:
While I personally think that waifu is a word that needs to go die in a fire alongside...causal...
But, how will I affiliate one circumstance having caused another without my "causals"? Getting rid of that word would be madness! Madness, I say!

I agree with getting rid of 'noob', though. Not only is it a stupid word but the proper spelling is newb; which is shorthand for newbie[footnote]Which is an actual, honest-to-goodness real word.[/footnote].
 

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Zira said:
I must say, the replies I see in this thread give me a good hint that most users here are in the 14-18 age range.
But, I'm not even in that age range... I'm 21, according to my profile... *pauses and rereads his own statement*

...I'm not helping my case at all...

Anyway, this thread reminds me of the song "S.UPER W.AIFU A.NIMATED G.IRLFRIEND"... (Or S.W.A.G....) Only with more "friendship powah"!
 

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I'm proud to be 27 and unfamiliar with the concept of this thread.
:p

But whatever. Who really cares?
 

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Ieyke said:
I'm proud to be 27 and unfamiliar with the concept of this thread.
:p

But whatever. Who really cares?
Sir, I like the cut of your jib! I find myself in need a waifu to take to the dance...

OT: Nevermind. I am sorry, [user]leyke[/user], but it is a glorious day for I have at last found my waifu!



Azura the fair, whose sphere is the Dusk and the Dawn. I would happily drift off into a slumber at dusk under her watchful gaze and wake again to greet her noble countenance at dawn. And those curves. Those luscious curves. Holy mama fu>>>>>-
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Well as much time as I spend with Lydia (Skyrim) we might as well be married...wait...um, how binding are Amulets of Mara considered in the state of Michigan?

Runner up: Hinoki (Betterman)
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oh look, even more reasons to play Persona... WTF are those Sony assholes doing not selling them in Europe. (On PS3)

I like actually being able to recognize characters in these threads since I started watching anime. (But so far only 2 anime chars)
 

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Barbas said:
Ieyke said:
I'm proud to be 27 and unfamiliar with the concept of this thread.
:p

But whatever. Who really cares?
Sir, I like the cut of your jib! I find myself in need a waifu to take to the dance...

OT: Nevermind. I am sorry, [user]leyke[/user], but it is a glorious day for I have at last found my waifu!



Azura the fair, whose sphere is the Dusk and the Dawn. I would happily drift off into a slumber at dusk under her watchful gaze and wake again to greet her noble countenance at dawn. And those curves. Those luscious curves. Holy mama fu>>>>>-
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Haha

I already went and sorted mine out a page ago.

It's a weird topic, but eh, why the hell not.

Ieyke said:
II2 said:
Drummodino said:
Waifu - A fictional character from non-live-action visual media (typically an anime, manga, or video game) that one is attracted to and considers a significant other.

- Wiktionary [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/waifu]
The fuck's a Waifu? The parameters of that definition just give me even more questions. Attracted to, fine, but 'considers a significant other..?' - Does that mean they have to be part of 'team' or 'party'? I thought S/Os were agreed by common consensus to be a identify-neutral parlance for romantic or sexual partnership? Is that just the daydream aspect of the term? Especially applied to linear entertainment - is it just both drooling over and rooting for a character? Romantic Favoritism? How does this concept even work?

...

But, alas, while I don't know what I'm talking about, I'll point out what I guess were my alleged 'Waifus' (or just 'fancied fictions') that I can remember.
Right there with you, man.

I had to ponder this for a while...

Elizabeth (BioShock Infinite)


Sodina Dawnfried (Thousand Arms)


Iris (MegaMan X4)


Elhaym "Elly" Van Houten (Xenogears)


Zoey (Left 4 Dead)


I think you can see the pattern there, especially if you know those characters.
And it extends into real life too.

EDIT: I had to add Zoey, because when I play Left 4 Dead my sole goal is to keep Zoey alive. t's easiest if I play as Zoey, because then I don't have to worry about her.
 

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Izanagi009 said:
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Yeah, it's a bit superficial (seriously, that chest) but I do find her lively, tough, and somewhat fun to be around.
+1 for Kallen!
Don't let the rack (or ass) distract you; she's smart, principled, dedicated and a hardcore badass ...and not without emotional depth. She's also not a demon, alien, pseudo-human monster (looking at you Lucy) or a homicidal maniac (again, Lucy) so she goes straight to the top of my waifu leaderboard.

+1 for ME3's Samantha Traynor too. True, she's a lesbian but it's not as if I had a chance anyway; she's also almost 200 years in the future and fictional.

Honorable mention to Chizuru from Bleach - another lesbian but she's a cutie and I can't help but wish her the best in her absolutely earnest and not-a-chance-in-hell hopeless devotion to Orihime.
 

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Wyldstyle, most likely. The movie she is in hasn't even come out yet, but from what I've seen she's a terrifyingly potent builder.