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Mertruve

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Jim Dine, I'm calling your ass out. What the hell were you thinking with Shovel? You just bought a shovel, put it on a pedestal and then suddenly it was art?! I think that's a tad ridiculous.
Art is supposed to evoke emotions. It certainly did just that for you.
Foolish Mortal is correct though - it's just mental masturbation.
 

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The person who made it (or in this case bought it and put it on a pedestal) calls it art. That is what makes art. The only judgement you can make is if it is good or bad. You don't have a right to deny its classification.
 

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Mertruve said:
Jim Dine, I'm calling your ass out. What the hell were you thinking with Shovel? You just bought a shovel, put it on a pedestal and then suddenly it was art?! I think that's a tad ridiculous.
Art is supposed to evoke emotions. It certainly did just that for you.
Foolish Mortal is correct though - it's just mental masturbation.
It wasn't the piece that provided the response: it was the fact that he had the gall to call it art.
 

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The person who made it (or in this case bought it and put it on a pedestal) calls it art. That is what makes art. The only judgement you can make is if it is good or bad. You don't have a right to deny its classification.
This post right here? This one I'm writing now?

It is totally art.

Do you see the problem in your statement?
 

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Art is hard to define. The best definition of art that many can come up with is "it's something an artist makes". But even then, I scratch my head at some things that entitle themselves as some sort of 'artistic statement'. What thing that is classified as 'art' do you think has no right to be declared as such?

Jim Dine, I'm calling your ass out. What the hell were you thinking with Shovel? You just bought a shovel, put it on a pedestal and then suddenly it was art?! I think that's a tad ridiculous.
Two words:

Rape tunnel.Yep.
 

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Foolish Mortal said:
CIA said:
The person who made it (or in this case bought it and put it on a pedestal) calls it art. That is what makes art. The only judgement you can make is if it is good or bad. You don't have a right to deny its classification.
This post right here? This one I'm writing now?

It is totally art.

Do you see the problem in your statement?
No. I agree that your post is art.

It's just bad art.
 

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lewism247 said:
DrDeath3191 said:
Art is hard to define. The best definition of art that many can come up with is "it's something an artist makes". But even then, I scratch my head at some things that entitle themselves as some sort of 'artistic statement'. What thing that is classified as 'art' do you think has no right to be declared as such?

Jim Dine, I'm calling your ass out. What the hell were you thinking with Shovel? You just bought a shovel, put it on a pedestal and then suddenly it was art?! I think that's a tad ridiculous.
Two words:

Rape tunnel.Yep.
Do I really want to know what that is?
 

Booze Zombie

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Art's in the eye of the beholder... or some other metaphor people like to use to handwave bad artists away from them.
 

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CIA said:
Foolish Mortal said:
CIA said:
The person who made it (or in this case bought it and put it on a pedestal) calls it art. That is what makes art. The only judgement you can make is if it is good or bad. You don't have a right to deny its classification.
This post right here? This one I'm writing now?

It is totally art.

Do you see the problem in your statement?
No. I agree that your post is art.

It's just bad art.
... I have been intellectually outmanoeuvred. You win this time.
 

lewism247

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DrDeath3191 said:
lewism247 said:
DrDeath3191 said:
Art is hard to define. The best definition of art that many can come up with is "it's something an artist makes". But even then, I scratch my head at some things that entitle themselves as some sort of 'artistic statement'. What thing that is classified as 'art' do you think has no right to be declared as such?

Jim Dine, I'm calling your ass out. What the hell were you thinking with Shovel? You just bought a shovel, put it on a pedestal and then suddenly it was art?! I think that's a tad ridiculous.
Two words:

Rape tunnel.Yep.
Do I really want to know what that is?
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/09/the_rape_tunnel.html
 

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Art should be self-evident. If a piece of art or performance requires background knowledge, an explanation or a certain way of thinking to appreciate then to me it has failed.

Too often to we see abstract pieces created to "demonstrate" certain emotions or scenes which require the presence of a critic or expert to interpret the piece for us. If we do not understand it then we are simply too ignorant or incapable of understanding the genius.

I think it should stand to reason that something is wrong if someone has to tell me it's a masterpiece.

An interesting article, or speech rather, by the Chairman of the Art Renewal Centre, Fred Ross, on the state of modern art. http://www.artrenewal.org/articles/2001/ASOPA/bad_art_good_art1.asp

I think the posters here may appreciate his thoughts on the matter. He certainly doesnt hold back.
Thanks for the link, nice to hear someone in the art world who isn't elitist.
 

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I ask myself exactly the same question when it comes to Tracy Emmin (May be spelled wrong, but fuck if I care about how her name is spelled)

Who managed to sell a piss and shit covered bed for 60 million.

And then went on to sell a park bench for 20 million.

It puts artists to shame when there are some in the world who put genuine thought and passion into their works but are then overlooked in favour of people who can bullshit idiots into thinking something without any actual meaning what-so-ever is worth a huge sum of cash.

it makes me sick.
 

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I define art as any creative expression including-but not limited-sound(music), physical movement (dance) imagery (paintings, sculptures, drawings, etc.) and writing (novels, essays, short stories, etc.)

But yeah, more often that not people put out something that's either crap, or something made with the purpose of being offensive, and when called out on it-they go back and call it art, so now they're not being lazy or insensitive, they're being artistic. It's sad really.
 

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lewism247 said:
DrDeath3191 said:
lewism247 said:
DrDeath3191 said:
Art is hard to define. The best definition of art that many can come up with is "it's something an artist makes". But even then, I scratch my head at some things that entitle themselves as some sort of 'artistic statement'. What thing that is classified as 'art' do you think has no right to be declared as such?

Jim Dine, I'm calling your ass out. What the hell were you thinking with Shovel? You just bought a shovel, put it on a pedestal and then suddenly it was art?! I think that's a tad ridiculous.
Two words:

Rape tunnel.Yep.
Do I really want to know what that is?
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/09/the_rape_tunnel.html
So you pay to enter this Tunnel-o-Rape? I can't believe that this really exists. From the comments on that article, it doesn't seem to be real. But even as a joke, that's a bit tasteless.
 

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Art is something that takes talent and technical skill to produce. A beautiful painting, a terrifying painting, a sorrowful painting, or a detailed sculpture are all examples of art. If the talent and skill taken to make something that is in some way striking is apparent, then I might call it art.

Trash is not art, and art is not trash. A urinal is not art. A shovel on a pedistal is not art. A dumbass chaining a dog to a wall to starve and die is not art (although chaining this dumbass to a wall and letting people watch HIM starve would be satisfying). A moron preserving a cow carcass in formaldehyde is not art. An idiot swimming in a pool of urine, lashing himself with a cat of nine tails and screaming "ironic" epithets is not art. An imbecil dropping a horse carcass from a helicopter is not art.

Some of us don't want and don't care for this crap, which obviously took no talent and minimal technical skill to produce. It is worth NOTHING, least of all the label of art.
 

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DrDeath3191 said:
lewism247 said:
DrDeath3191 said:
lewism247 said:
DrDeath3191 said:
Art is hard to define. The best definition of art that many can come up with is "it's something an artist makes". But even then, I scratch my head at some things that entitle themselves as some sort of 'artistic statement'. What thing that is classified as 'art' do you think has no right to be declared as such?

Jim Dine, I'm calling your ass out. What the hell were you thinking with Shovel? You just bought a shovel, put it on a pedestal and then suddenly it was art?! I think that's a tad ridiculous.
Two words:

Rape tunnel.Yep.
Do I really want to know what that is?
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/09/the_rape_tunnel.html
So you pay to enter this Tunnel-o-Rape? I can't believe that this really exists. From the comments on that article, it doesn't seem to be real. But even as a joke, that's a bit tasteless.
My main problem is that he said he'd rape anyone.

Does that include kids?
 

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True story:

I was in the Tate modern, looking at a couple of odd exhibits in a large room, including a hospital bed that had been chopped up, put in a wardrobe, then filled with cement, and an odd uncomfortable looking pink plastic chair that played a bleepy version of "Love me Tender" whenever it detected anyone approaching.

While I was in this room, I overheard a couple discussing something they were looking at. The bloke was spouting off about how this installation represented man's subconcious yearning for freedom & death,whilst he is still confined within mortality, but cowardice prevented him from leaving until there was no choice. Also, structurally speaking, there was no way of telling what was beyond until it was too late, the one-sided nature of the installation meant that it was certainly about death & discovery. (or somesuch bollocks)

They were looking at the fire exit door.
 

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i think the older stuff, where people painted people or actual scenes. stuff like DaVinci and Rembrandt is actually art.
 

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Erana said:
The shovel is obviously a postmodernist piece along the same vain as The Fountain. Its form- the simple shovel, purposely violates the sense of reverence society gives works of art. It also, then, puts the meaning of a shovel into the connotation of being on a pedestal?
Think of what a shovel means to you, and how your perception changes because of its placement.

If you think its "bad art" because it doesn't show artistic prowess, then you're stuck in the conceptual dark ages.
Its like the people who insist that classical is the only good, or right music.
So, if I take a big lumpy poop in one hand and call it "The Dump" and then take a nice and corny one in the other and call it "The Corn Fields of Iowa" and say that "The Corn Fields of Iowa" is along the same vain as "The Dump" that it suddenly becomes O.K. because it violates the sense of reverence society gives works of art?

Does it become art because I say "Think about how the smell touches you, how it changes your perception of its placement"?

No. It's still a corn filled piece of poop sitting in my hand just like "The Shovel" is a shovel on a pedestal.

Concept means nothing when the execution is poor. Concept albums don't suddenly become good albums because just because they are what they are. Good art has to have a quality of art to it that is good just like anything else.

Manos: The Hands of Fate is a bad movie no matter how someone looks at it.

Of course, a 'postmodernist' would argue that Manos symbolizes both the hope that we have and the hope that is lost in all of us.
 

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This is what basically opened the door to anything being art.

Fountain (Duchamp: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_%28Duchamp%29



Yes, it is just a urinal. That is all. With some minor graffiti on it. Yah for modern art.

Captain Picard said:
Art is something that takes talent and technical skill to produce. A beautiful painting, a terrifying painting, a sorrowful painting, or a detailed sculpture are all examples of art. If the talent and skill taken to make something that is in some way striking is apparent, then I might call it art.

Trash is not art, and art is not trash. A urinal is not art. A shovel on a pedistal is not art. A dumbass chaining a dog to a wall to starve and die is not art (although chaining this dumbass to a wall and letting people watch HIM starve would be satisfying). A moron preserving a cow carcass in formaldehyde is not art. An idiot swimming in a pool of urine, lashing himself with a cat of nine tails and screaming "ironic" epithets is not art. An imbecil dropping a horse carcass from a helicopter is not art.

Some of us don't want and don't care for this crap, which obviously took no talent and minimal technical skill to produce. It is worth NOTHING, least of all the label of art.
Sorry to break it to you but that is your opinion. Art, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. So stop being closed minded and live and let live.