Who wants my Johnson?

[Syphous]

So I have a pre-order card for Halo 3: ODST that unlocks Sgt. Johnson for the Firefight mode. It must be used by 01/31/2010. Now I did not like ODST and don't even own it anymore (it was just more Halo in the end, yawn) and I never used the card. SO, who wants the code? Make your case, if I choose you I'll PM the code to you. What am I basing my decision on? Nothing! So... there you have it.

 

[AkJay]

I want your Johnson. And Halo 3: ODST is a bonus too!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

This thread's title is incredibly misleading...

...yet I still clicked it.

As for the matter at hand, I have no console for ODST nor any love for anything Halo.

 

[thiosk]

OP: redo your avatar to be "i want your johnson" with a pic of master chief in uncle sam stripes

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Already have him, never used him.

Nice of you to give away in such a fashion, usually people make contests with Xbox live friends that they actually care to play with, all two of them. Last one I heard about was a forge contest about who could make the best Scarab.

Good luck with the giving away and all.

 

[Kathinka]

why not just post the code here in let's say 24 hours and watch who get's it hammered into the box first?
me, i just want to see the mayhem, i don't even own a xbox.

offtopic, but when i read the thread title i was like: "what in the blue FUCK?!" ^^

 

[Pimppeter2]

This thread's title is incredibly misleading...

...yet I still clicked it.

Bwah hahahhahahahah
[sub]Me too[/sub]

I would want it, but I no longer play the game.

 

[Aunel]

This thread's title is incredibly misleading...

...yet I still clicked it.

yup me too, and I haven't got ODST.

 

[Swaki]

shame on you for misleading the good (and horny) people of the escapist, but much respect (thats a thing the kids say now a days right?) for giving away an special skin, i dont play, or rather i have yet to unpack my 360 so i have no need for it.

but again its delightful of you to give it away.

 

[Julianking93]

Hehe.

Good one.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Damn you and your fucked up wordplay....*shakes fist* All kidding aside i wouldn't want you JOHNSON or the Sgt version either due to my everlasting hat of Halo and their byproducts except for Red vs Blue

 

[GoldenRaz]

I do! I d- oh wait, a game. Then no thanks.
Sheesh, this quickly got really embarassing...[footnote]Btw, have I mentioned I am heterosexual today? [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday][/footnote]

 

[WillSimplyBe]

You should give it to someone who doesn't even want it, just to be mean! heheh...


I'm sorry, I'm in a bit of an evil mood today...

This thread's title is incredibly misleading...

...yet I still clicked it.

Bwah hahahhahahahah
[sub]Me too[/sub]

I would want it, but I no longer play the game.

xD... got me to click it too..

 

[cheese_wizington]

I got excited when I clicked on the thread.

I was then unexcited.

 

[Guestowel]

That was the best thread title ever!

 

[Syphous]

I want your Johnson. And Halo 3: ODST is a bonus too!

I'm not sure if I understand what you're saying. This is for the character Sgt. Johnson in Halo 3: ODST. You need to have already owned a copy of the game for it to be any use to you.

Aside from (maybe) AkJay, seems like no one really wants my Johnson. Come on people! It's black, it's got real personality, sweet facial hair and it's always smoking a cigar! Plus it can shoot like nobody's buisness.

 

[Syphous]

Wow. I left this overnight and NO ONE wants this thing? I'm about to put the code up and let whomever just take it.

 

[Contextualizer]

My roommate'll take it; PM the code to me please :]

 

[Ganthrinor]

What, no dick joke in the OP?

YOU ARE A DISSAPOINTMENT TO YOUR MOTHER AND I.