Who wants my Johnson?

[Batfred]

offtopic, but when i read the thread title i was like: "what in the blue FUCK?!" ^^

And just like me you couldn't help it. You just had to know what it was all about and whether some guy actually had chopped it off and was sending us a link to eBay.

 

[MercurySteam]

I'll take it if no one wants it. Usually I play as Dare (because I choose to) but I like Johnson and I was pretty sad when he died at the end of Halo 3, mainly cause he's the only immortal NPC that can shoot for shit in all of Halo.

On Legendary at the last level of Halo 3 just find a safe spot and let him take care of all the Flood for you.

 

[RobotSwordsman]

I'll take it if this is still gong on. PM me.

 

[Kathinka]

offtopic, but when i read the thread title i was like: "what in the blue FUCK?!" ^^

And just like me you couldn't help it. You just had to know what it was all about and whether some guy actually had chopped it off and was sending us a link to eBay.

precisely, minus the struck out part. *shivers*

 

[kommunizt kat]

I want the code for bragging rights if its still on... Seriously... can I have it? It seems like nobody else does...

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Where is the money Lebowski! We cut off your Johnson!

Yeah I made the mistake of preordering the game and I already had him downloaded.

 

[ragestreet]

Damn you and your fucked up wordplay....*shakes fist* All kidding aside i wouldn't want you JOHNSON or the Sgt version either due to my everlasting hat of Halo and their byproducts except for Red vs Blue

Is your everlasting Halo hat snazzy?

 

[Rocksa]

I'll take it if you still have it. Had to get a bargain bin copy of ODST and missed out on being able to get Sgt. Johnson, shame, was really looking forward to using him in firefight. Kind of figured he would have been offered up as DLC or something at a later date, but apparently not.

 

[Armored Prayer]

No thanks.

I already got my Sgt. Johnson, and coincidentally it was from a similar thread just like this.

 

[j0frenzy]

Is it wrong that I actually thought of Sargent Johnson when I read that?

That's ok. I was thinking about guitars.
I would if I had a 360, but I haven't bought it yet and all my friends with 360s don't really use theirs much anymore, so no ODST for them.

 

[Lost In The Void]

...I want your Johnson, and maybe that code too[sup]was that sexual innuendo? Only I know.[/sup]

Seriously though, that code would be fucking sweet to have

 

[Godgolden]

I totally want Sarge Johnson, he knows what the ladies/aliens/monkeys like!

i would explode with joy if you send me the code!

i totally clicked on the link thinking "I know this is going to be a rude joke.. but maybe..just maybe someones giving Johsnon away"

wooo!

(i own and love ODST, plan on supporting the Haiti support initive held by the game on the 20'th 21'st, supporting it as Johnson would be the best day ever)

 

[The Warden]

I want your Johnson, but only if it's big, hard, and salty.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I expected this to be about Andrew or Lyndon B. Johnson. DAMN YOU MISLEADING TITLE!

While I already own ODST and a Johnson character skin, I have to say that the best place to advertise this would be on the Bungie Forums. They have an entire forum for ODST alone and they would proably care for the code more.

 

[Syphous]

I totally want Sarge Johnson, he knows what the ladies/aliens/monkeys like!

i would explode with joy if you send me the code!

i totally clicked on the link thinking "I know this is going to be a rude joke.. but maybe..just maybe someones giving Johsnon away"

wooo!

(i own and love ODST, plan on supporting the Haiti support initive held by the game on the 20'th 21'st, supporting it as Johnson would be the best day ever)

Congratulations to Godgolden, for he's stolen my heart and my code. Sorry to everyone that wanted the code but didn't win, maybe next time you'll mention monkeys in your posts. Let that be a lesson to you! Just kidding, it was the Haiti thing that sold me. Enjoy! (The code has been PM'ed to you.)

 

[Herb sewell]

I want your Johnson. And Halo 3: ODST is a bonus too!

I'm not sure if I understand what you're saying. This is for the character Sgt. Johnson in Halo 3: ODST. You need to have already owned a copy of the game for it to be any use to you.

Aside from (maybe) AkJay, seems like no one really wants my Johnson. Come on people! It's black, it's got real personality, sweet facial hair and it's always smoking a cigar! Plus it can shoot like nobody's buisness.

I definitely want it if you haven't given it away yet. I'm almost all of those things you use to describe Johnson.