Who wants to destroy my iPod?

[Chicago Ted]

My iPod died last week. Warrenty's expired and it's not going to get fixed. Since I got a replacement for it now (32 gig iPod Touch!) I have decided that I want to destroy this thing. Now, please Escapist, help me decide how it should be done.

And yes, I will film the destruction of this thing. Hopefully on Thanksgiving weekend next week.

 

[HT_Black]

Beat it with a monkey wrench.

Or stick a drill through it.

Or chuck it off a building.

Or set it on fire.

I'm not really picky.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Put it in a microwave. I think that would look nice.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

May I suggest home made flamethrower?

I can tell you how to make it.

 

[Ph33nix]

first make a shit ton of thermite and napalm. then put the ipod in a sand pit then on top of it thermite then on top of that the napalm. Then finally make a molitove cocktale light it and toss it at the pile and run like hell.

 

[Paladin426]

If you have the proper tool, you could slowly put a large amount of pressure on it until it just snaps. other than that, some sort of explosives.

 

[Mr. Grey]

Sledgehammer it feels so wonderful to feel you crush it with a single hit and continue with it. I plan to do the same with the router I replaced. Or explosives, but keep away and behind some form of bunker if you use explosives.

Now if you use sledgehammer, protect the areas you think will be hit by fragments of it when it shatters or should it shatter.

 

[Ph33nix]

also explosives would work quite well

 

[TheLastCylon]

Microwave or tape it to the wheel of your car, find an empty parking lot and just go nuts.


OR, just film yourself just generally beating it up, Office Space style.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Hit it with a hammer, stamp on it, hut it again, tie it to some string tied to a moped, drive the moped down the steet while having your friend try to catch it and hit it with the hammer.
Then, put fireworks in the remains.

 

[Deleted]

Get some cesium and put it in ipod (after removing some innards) and dunk it in a pool.

 

[0p3rati0n]

Take a gun to it if you have one. If not firecrackers!!! Everyone loves a good explosion of some sort. Also what ever you do with it record it and make a thread of it!!! ;D

 

[Dogstile]

do an experiment, see how many books you need to drop on it at one point to crush it, how much voltage it can take before it splodes, go nuts

 

[Mukiwa]

Leave it outdoors exposed to the elements for at least 50 years all the while filming it, then time lapse the video for our senile viewing pleasure.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Put it in a microwave. I think that would look nice.

This will be done.

Microwave or tape it to the wheel of your car, find an empty parking lot and just go nuts.

No car sadly.

first make a shit ton of thermite and napalm. then put the ipod in a sand pit then on top of it thermite then on top of that the napalm. Then finally make a molitove cocktale light it and toss it at the pile and run like hell.

Something that won't have me thrown in jail for the night please.

Hit it with a hammer, stamp on it, hut it again, tie it to some string tied to a moped, drive the moped down the steet while having your friend try to catch it and hit it with the hammer.
Then, put fireworks in the remains.

I have fireworks... Lots of them.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I have fireworks... Lots of them.

Ok, then use them!

 

[badgersprite]

Are you prepared to lose a microwave? If so, put it in a microwave and film it.