Who wants to destroy my iPod?

[Chicago Ted]

I advise you to NOT put it into your microwave. While the results will be absolutely hilarious, there is a fair chance that it will fuck up your microwave so you'd have to waste money to buy a new one - and depending on how expensive your current microwave is, it's like throwing away your money.

Ah, alright. I won't do that then, even though the one we have is like 10 years old.

I have fireworks... Lots of them.

Ok, then use them!

Certainly!

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

EAT IT!!!! Fire works are also fun!

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

May I suggest home made flamethrower?

I can tell you how to make it.

Ooooo, i can tell you how to make naypalm so it wont stop burning...

I say fire, it cleanses the unholy and any dastard soul that doesnt want to die, I think it will work on an Ipod nicely. [sup](im not religos by the way)[/sup]

 

[Viridian13]

Drill a hole through it, stick a firecracker in the hole, then chuck it off a building. Or melt it in corrosive acid.

 

[Chicago Ted]

May I suggest home made flamethrower?

I can tell you how to make it.

Ooooo, i can tell you how to make naypalm so it wont stop burning...

I say fire, it cleanses the unholy and any dastard soul that doesnt want to die, I think it will work on an Ipod nicely. [sup](im not religos by the way)[/sup]

Religious? No. Psychotic? Yes.

Don't worry, insanity makes everything more fun! That's why people are posting here.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Drill a hole through it, stick a firecracker in the hole, then chuck it off a building.

I may have a couple firecrackers, I'll have to check. I know I have a few actual though fireworks.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Put it in a microwave. I think that would look nice.

This will be done.

Microwave or tape it to the wheel of your car, find an empty parking lot and just go nuts.

No car sadly.

first make a shit ton of thermite and napalm. then put the ipod in a sand pit then on top of it thermite then on top of that the napalm. Then finally make a molitove cocktale light it and toss it at the pile and run like hell.

Something that won't have me thrown in jail for the night please.

Hit it with a hammer, stamp on it, hut it again, tie it to some string tied to a moped, drive the moped down the steet while having your friend try to catch it and hit it with the hammer.
Then, put fireworks in the remains.

I have fireworks... Lots of them.

Will "this" really be done? Because I'm honored, if it's true. I also like the idea of duct taping it to a firework. Film it please.

 

[Ph33nix]

Put it in a microwave. I think that would look nice.

This will be done.

Microwave or tape it to the wheel of your car, find an empty parking lot and just go nuts.

No car sadly.

first make a shit ton of thermite and napalm. then put the ipod in a sand pit then on top of it thermite then on top of that the napalm. Then finally make a molitove cocktale light it and toss it at the pile and run like hell.

Something that won't have me thrown in jail for the night please.

Hit it with a hammer, stamp on it, hut it again, tie it to some string tied to a moped, drive the moped down the steet while having your friend try to catch it and hit it with the hammer.
Then, put fireworks in the remains.

I have fireworks... Lots of them.

actually funnily enough all of this is legal in the united states... atleast what I said.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

May I suggest home made flamethrower?

I can tell you how to make it.

Ooooo, i can tell you how to make naypalm so it wont stop burning...

I say fire, it cleanses the unholy and any dastard soul that doesnt want to die, I think it will work on an Ipod nicely. [sup](im not religos by the way)[/sup]

Religious? No. Psychotic? Yes.

Don't worry, insanity makes everything more fun! That's why people are posting here.

I'd much rather be phycotic then religos, no rules to follow. And yes insanity does make things much more fun...always.

 

[Hokutan]

Viking Funeral

 

[G1eet]

Get some cesium and put it in ipod (after removing some innards) and dunk it in a pool.

Hehehehe. I don't think many get that joke.

 

[The_Echo]

Put it in a microwave. I think that would look nice.

Just make sure it's not your home microwave. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On9N0D0IF_A]

 

[duckfi8]

blow it up

 

[Aqualung]

Use a baseball bat and whack repeatedly.

"BONK!"

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Get some cesium and put it in ipod (after removing some innards) and dunk it in a pool.

Oh thats awesome.

But don't stop there, launch it into said pool with a catapault.

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

My iPod died last week. Warrenty's expired and it's not going to get fixed. Since I got a replacement for it now (32 gig iPod Touch!) I have decided that I want to destroy this thing. Now, please Escapist, help me decide how it should be done.

And yes, I will film the destruction of this thing. Hopefully on Thanksgiving weekend next week.

I destroyed my old cell phone by getting a couple fire crackers and blowing it up. I suggest that.

p.s. make shore you post the video here on escapist

p.s.s. Thanks giving weekend is nowhere near next week