Who was the most stupid person you ever knew and when did you receive proof they were stupid?

[LadyRhian]

I used to live in Florida and worked in a factory that made clay diffusers and oil to scent the air. I worked with lots of guys in bands, and given that this was the '90s, lots of them did drugs as well. One of the guys I worked with had a long scar down the middle of his chest. One day when we were working, I asked him about it. He said, "That's where I got my heart transplant. You see, I like to Huff. (for those who don't know, huffing is when you spray something in an aerosol can into a brown paper bag, and inhale the aerosol fumes from the bag to get high. This is called 'huffing' because of the sound your breath and the bag makes when you inhale the fumes.) And when I was 16, I huffed some paint, and my heart stopped dead. My family called the ambulance and they took me to the hospital and I was put on life support and had to get a heart transplant."

On further questioning, he told me he was in the hospital for over seven months, between the transplant and recuperating. And on his first day home, he went out and into the garage and huffed from the same can of paint.

Yeah, because it only killed him the first time. What worse could it do? I slapped my face so loud, you could hear it all over the factory. Now that, is world-class stupid.

So, what's your story of the stupidest person you ever knew, and how you learned they were stupid?

 

[Robert Ewing]

I knew a massive whore female once, who thought science was a genre of music. And that dance and fashion design were the only 2 professions on the planet.

She wanted to know what I wanted to be, I said architect or journalist. She replied, I thought you have to be born into a Christian architect family? And keeping a diary isn't as hard as dancing.

To which I replied "Are you serious? And I think you're referring to an archbishop... And no... Just no"

I seriously can not understand how anybody can be so sinfully retarded.

 

[Auninteligentname]

I know this girl, which is in my class. I find her to be the most stupid individual on the planet. It cannot be explained with words, so I shall only explain what I can. She almost always says dumb, racist, *insert negative adjectives here* opinions. She often asks questions, like: ''why is grass green?''*, the teacher answers, and then there goes five seconds before she asks again: ''but why is grass green?''. The worst? She has sitting next to me for almost a year. I hope I manage to get a different spot to sit, as far away from her as possible. One cannot fathom how stupid she is, before one have met her... [/rant]

*Not sure if she actually has asked that question, since I've forgot, as it's been two months since I last were in a classroom...

 

[Griffstar]

My story is from last year actually. So I was partnered up with some of the "Dumb" kids and we had an assignment to group write a report about something,(Forgetfulness lul). So we were doing this report when I was called over to our table and was asked by one of the girls, this is the conversation we had,

Girl: Griff, you're the smart guy here, how do you spell "Because"?
I'm 16, by the way. You can imagine my reaction to this.

 

[Total LOLige]

Girl: Griff, you're the smart guy here, how do you spell "Because"?
I'm 16, by the way. You can imagine my reaction to this.

I hope you replied with Big Elephants Can Always Use Small Elephants.

The stupidest person I met didn't get how this image was funny. http://www.mrbrown.com/photos/uncategorized/200finedeath.jpg
I've probably met stupider but I can't remember.

 

[stefanbertramlee]

I asked a guy what he was eating. He told me it was butter on toast. I then informed him that it was not butter. He then said:

' I can't believe it's not butter!'

We then proceded to have a several day skirmish across the countryside. I eventually won when a kicked him down a hole.

Mad props bro.

 

[DEAD34345]

Girl: Griff, you're the smart guy here, how do you spell "Because"?
I'm 16, by the way. You can imagine my reaction to this.

I hope you replied with Big Elephants Can Always Use Small Elephants.

Damn, ninja'd. Though admittedly, I was going to use the much less pedophyllic, "Big Elephants Can Always Understand Small Elephants". I really hope your version won't pop up in my mind every time I see that word.

OT: I know a guy who has bought Halo 3 4 times so far. Every time he buys it, he plays it for a while and gets sick of it. Then he somehow reaches the opinion that he will never play the game again, and trades it in (though actually one time he sold it instead). About month later, he inevitably decides that trading it in was the greatest mistake he could ever have made and re-purchases the same game again.

I can only imagine how much money he has wasted doing this, and I fully expect him to trade the damn game in again any day now.

 

[Total LOLige]

Girl: Griff, you're the smart guy here, how do you spell "Because"?
I'm 16, by the way. You can imagine my reaction to this.

I hope you replied with Big Elephants Can Always Use Small Elephants.

Damn, ninja'd. Though admittedly, I was going to use the much less pedophyllic, "Big Elephants Can Always Understand Small Elephants". I really hope your version won't pop up in my mind every time I see that word.

I didn't think mine was right, I couldn't remember what U was, it hit me it must be use.

 

[let's rock]

A guy in my class last year who failed it, also everybody else got above a 90, and other than his failing grade, everybody who has had that teacher in the past has gotten above an 80, the teacher having a reputation for having one of the easyest classes in the school, which he failed. He also offered to sell weed to a different teacher.

 

[TFielding]

My story is from last year actually. So I was partnered up with some of the "Dumb" kids and we had an assignment to group write a report about something,(Forgetfulness lul). So we were doing this report when I was called over to our table and was asked by one of the girls, this is the conversation we had,

Girl: Griff, you're the smart guy here, how do you spell "Because"?
I'm 16, by the way. You can imagine my reaction to this.

Hey, some smart people can't spell. My dad has a PhD in Electrical Engineering and he has asked me how to spell cute and Balloon.

OP: I once was shooting pistols at a summer camp and we were firing Beretta M9's. While it is somewhat easy to get cut if you are new to firing them, one kid literally put his thumb on the hammer and fired. (For those who don't know, the slide is somewhat sharp and goes back over the hammer at high speeds) His thumb was very bloody but luckily it was just a small cut.

 

[FreakSheet]

Well, now you've got me started.

This one guy, O.M.G. If he was a baking ingredient, he would be stupid extract. He does drugs, (luckily nothing hard core, but still drugs are drugs) goes on and on about Taylor Gang and COD, like they were the second coming of christ. I have no clue why, (I'm hoping it was because a solidified piece of stupid is lodged in his brain) but he always shouts "Taylor Gang or DIE!" and would bug me about what weapon in COD I use (I don't touch the game, which I made very VERY clear) after which he would bug me to get COD. After I made it clear of the things I would rather do than buy/play COD, he called me gay (how original). I didn't want to be near him, but he was in my class two years in a row (interestingly enough, same classroom, but different subjects) and there wasn't much I could do short of fist-down-throat. He also (somehow, being the biggest moron who ever lived) had a girlfriend, who he video taped giving him oral. Without them knowing.

What a tool.

I could go further, but for the sake of the people in close proximity, I won't go into the other dumbass things he's done.

 

[Saltyk]

I got a friend that I call an Idiot Savant. If you spend the whole day with him, most everything he says is pretty dumb. You might even shake your head or just groan at what he has to say. But, I swear, once a day, genius overtakes him for a few seconds and he'll say something that will blow your mind. Also, he's really good at Chess, but he's been playing since he was 5 so he better be good.

A guy in my class last year who failed it, also everybody else got above a 90, and other than his failing grade, everybody who has had that teacher in the past has gotten above an 80, the teacher having a reputation for having one of the easyest classes in the school, which he failed. He also offered to sell weed to a different teacher.

I had a teacher who literally told the class you couldn't fail his class unless you tried. In other words, if you didn't do the work at all, you'd fail, but if you did it, you'd pass.

 

[Dogstile]

I know a guy who expected me to ask his permission to go out with a girl.

I had known this guy for exactly a year because of school, not really that well, he was just sort of there. Once I went out with her, he decided he hated me because i'm inconsiderate.

Now this is what I consider extreme stupidity. I know people who can put together scientific formulae in their heads who also can't spell. I know english majors who don't know how to cook. I know doctors who still lack common sense. I don't consider any of these people stupid.

However, social idiocy like that? That takes something special. Its not like he had never been exposed to people, I can understand that. I used to kinda be a loner myself. However, this guy had been hanging out with 15+ people for the better part of a year from what I know and was always bragging about how awesome he was and how he had so many friends whenever he got a chance to talk to me, so I really don't see how he didn't have the social knowledge to realise I neither knew nor cared.

The best part?

I'm friends with people who know him. He still does it. People don't learn XD

 

[FalloutJack]

Oh, the dumbest shit I know is a guy called Cameron, and he proved it so by opening his mouth.

 

[FernandoV]

I'm not sure if the title is off but "most stupid" just sounds really stupid. Oh, and any person who has ever said a word with the confidence that it meant what they thought.

 

[Griffstar]

My story is from last year actually. So I was partnered up with some of the "Dumb" kids and we had an assignment to group write a report about something,(Forgetfulness lul). So we were doing this report when I was called over to our table and was asked by one of the girls, this is the conversation we had,

Girl: Griff, you're the smart guy here, how do you spell "Because"?
I'm 16, by the way. You can imagine my reaction to this.

Hey, some smart people can't spell. My dad has a PhD in Electrical Engineering and he has asked me how to spell cute and Balloon.

Now that was just ONE example, I could go all day with the stupidity.