Who will conquer all?

[Haliwali]

Everyone is awed by the God-Emperor. While they stand dumbstruck, the Astartes kill them all.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

A meteor crashes into thread, clearing the field completely... suddenly a bunny hops out into field and kills a blade of grass!

 

[Ninja_X]

i summon Ben "Yahtzee" Crosshaw to critise EVERYTHING badly, and nothing can be done to stop it cause he doesnt care about anything

Crap we all lose.

 

[avelmen1889]

then ninja xs remaining ninjas get killed because they listened to to much lincon park and slit their wrists until they died

 

[The Shrubbery Demander]

I summons an army of kunoichis to distract all Ninja_X's ninjas (every single one, including all variations of ninja, such as the cyborg variety)with their female assets so they can kill every single one, including all variations. And they are all killed in a way so that they cannot be revived and their deaths cannot be undone and the way of the ninja dies right there, thus no more ninjas can ever be trained.

Kunoichi are female ninja, therefore this post makes no sense.

Windows Vista causes all cyborg ninjas to die.

My ninja team creates an epic ninja virus that kills windows vista.

Uh... uh... I summon the Knights who Say Ni to NI! Raiden to death!

I summon King Arthur, who says "it" to the Knights who say "Ni"

Windows Vista causes all cyborg ninjas to die.

My ninja team creates an epic ninja virus that kills windows vista.

Uh... uh... I summon the Knights who Say Ni to NI! Raiden to death!

My ninja minions kill them in the middle of their NIing, saving Raiden again.

That's it! Time to pull out the big guns! I send Pedobear with a special weapon that changes the Ninjas and Raiden into 7-year-old girls!

I send in Child protection services. Your not going too be seeing pedobear or any children in a long time.

Infernape! I choose you!

Infernape used Flare Blitz!
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
Child Protection Services fainted!
Infernape gained 493 exp. points!

Killed by Cloned cyborg Ninja army.

I send the antithesis of cyborg ninjas, Pirates, to destroy the Ninja army!

 

[SebZero]

My kunoichi destroy any sinister cloning facilities or anything like that.

I then order all kunoichi and variations of kunoichi to commit suicide in a way that prevents them from coming back to life or existing at all.

Tragic but it needs to be done.

The ones that are loyal to me and not you kill your ninjas.

I activate Mirror Force. Since all your ninjas are going to kill mine, your attacks are negated and all your ninjas destroyed.

Then I proceed with my aforementioned plan.

 

[Ninja_X]

then ninja xs remaining ninjas get killed because they listened to to much lincon park and slit their wrists until they died

I go back in time to assassinate Lincoln park moments after they are born.

I activate Mirror Force. Since all your ninjas are going to kill mine, your attacks are negated and all your ninjas destroyed.

Then I proceed with my aforementioned plan.

My ninja have a special ability "Immune to trap cards."

 

[Demonblue]

A meteor crashes into thread, clearing the field completely... suddenly a bunny hops out into field and kills a blade of grass!

yahtzee reviews it as worst stonking meteor ever

 

[Ninja_X]

A meteor crashes into thread, clearing the field completely... suddenly a bunny hops out into field and kills a blade of grass!

yahtzee reviews it as worst stonking meteor ever

Ryu Hayabusa kills Yatzee.

 

[avelmen1889]

then neo kills him

 

[Ninja_X]

then neo kills him

Gray Fox kills Neo.

 

[SebZero]

My ninja have a special ability "Immune to trap cards."

Sorry, this Mirror Force is a Crimson Crisis original misprint that was accidentally sent out as a quickplay magic card during the first printing but is still accepted as legal by TCG and OCG rulings.

 

[Demonblue]

i summon all the youtube yahtzee copiers to.... well you know the rest

 

[avelmen1889]

wow im starting to feel like a troll this isint even fun any more becaus theres tomanny ninja posts why cant there be a clean slate like this


jessica alba hypnotises the next poster whith her massive boobage

 

[Ninja_X]

My ninja have a special ability "Immune to trap cards."

Sorry, this Mirror Force is a Crimson Crisis original misprint that was accidentally sent out as a quickplay magic card during the first printing but is still accepted as legal by TCG and OCG rulings.

Then the ninja that have "Immune to magic cards" get thru.

 

[Demonblue]

im immune to jess alba, she had a baby therefore ruined!

 

[That One Six]

Richard Simmons ignores Jessica Alba's boobs and annoys her to death. He then proceeds to drive off all other posters with his annoyingness.

 

[Ninja_X]

wow im starting to feel like a troll this isint even fun any more becaus theres tomanny ninja posts why cant there be a clean slate like this

jessica alba hypnotises the next poster whith her massive boobage

I am not trolling, I am simply being silly on a silly thread. You are not supposed to take forum games seriously so just calm down.

Jessica dies from a mysterious ninja sword in her boobage.

 

[avelmen1889]

My ninja have a special ability "Immune to trap cards."

Sorry, this Mirror Force is a Crimson Crisis original misprint that was accidentally sent out as a quickplay magic card during the first printing but is still accepted as legal by TCG and OCG rulings.

Then the ninja that have "Immune to magic cards" get thru.

did you just change the effect of your monster? that's against the rules!

 

[Ninja_X]

My ninja have a special ability "Immune to trap cards."

Sorry, this Mirror Force is a Crimson Crisis original misprint that was accidentally sent out as a quickplay magic card during the first printing but is still accepted as legal by TCG and OCG rulings.

Then the ninja that have "Immune to magic cards" get thru.

did you just change the effect of your monster? that's against the rules!

Nope, there are ninja #1, ninja #2, ninja #3 ect cards with different effects.