Who Would Be The Best/Worst Video Game Roommate?

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hawley788

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Best: Cmdr Shep... Obvious choice... keeps the creds coming in and he's never home.

Worst: Mario... what a pain in the ass always looking for his "princess"... then he'd realise his "princess" is another apartment and bail on your ass.
 

theedbot

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Best-HK-47 as it would be nice to have an assassin droid.
Worst-Karrageen as she would get creep all over the carpet.
 

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The best roommate would be clank, because he's intelligent, rich, is good with machines and who else can say their roommate is a moviestar.

The worst would be Dracula with those meddlesome Belmont's constantly wrecking the place and killing my henchmen off.
 

strangemoose

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Best: Gordan Freeman killin headcrabs at night and playin counter strike by day oh yeah
worst: eh kratos boomer (L4D 1-2) actually the witch from left for dead always crying and getting all pissed when i try to help her jeez
 

redisforever

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Umm...I can't believe nobody mentioned creepers as being horrible to live with. Imagine, you wake up, a bit cold. So you roll over, open your eyes, and see a massive hole in your wall. Not so good.

Best, I think it would be Alyx. ;)

Or maybe Gordon, very quiet guy, usually disappears for a while, so it's almost like you're living alone!



Captcha: untreated ofhne
I don't know what ofhne is, but you should probably get it treated quick.
 

Dimensional Vortex

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OctoH said:
Best: Bill Overbeck.
I don't need to justify this.

Worst: Daniel (protagonist of Amnesia)
"What rent? I'm sorry, but I seem to have taken a drug that makes me forget things. Oops."
Or you would wake up one morning, go to your closet to put on that important business suit. And see him sitting there with his head in his hands and when you say "Daniel, god damn it!" he would just reply "The monsters are after me!"

Hmm, this is tough

Best: Duke Nukem I guess, partying all night and if anyone came to our door with a bat to force us to pay the rent, I would just call out for Duke and the guy would have no more jaw left.

Worst: Exploding monsters from Mine craft, I really don't need to justify this. Having my face blown off at night is bad enough.
The murderer from Heavy Rain, I wouldn't be able to have kids with Scott Shelby around.
 

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Best: My character from Saints Row 2. Yes he may occasinally go on shooting sprees the terrorize the city, but he makes so much money that he can cover the rent, plus all the Loa Dust I can smoke.

Worst: Saren form ME1 'nuff said.
 

ShakerSilver

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This reminds me a couple Brawl in the Family strips.

OT: I think the worst roommate would be Kratos. Just saying one thing to slightly piss him off, and tears of your head.

The best roommate would be Mario. His massive coinage would certainly help with the rent.
 

Cap'n Ninja

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Best: Andrew Ryan. Classy, well spoken, and pulls his weight.

Worst: Houdini splicer. "Oh, the rent's due and I haven't given you my share?" *Poof*
 

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Worst would probably be the the turian councilor. "Ah yes, the rent I owe, I have dismissed that claim."

Best would be Lara Croft. Not sure why. She was just the first that came to mind.
 

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The best for me would be Liara from Mass Effect, I just love her for some reason.

As for worst, Ashley from the same game, I just really hate her for some reason.
 

indiangrunt91

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Best: Gordon Freeman- never says a word and is a physicist so im sure he'd have no problem helping me out. there is the issue with the crowbar and breaking things but im sure he could control that

Worst: Commander Shepard- I know he's awesome and the very best of the best but he almost always blows everything up as a solution. Say the fridge is broken, he would probably blow it to tiny bits and pieces. him or Marcus Fenix, guys a dick
 

HT_Black

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The best would be Ashley, from Mass Effect. She's sensible, hardworking, loyal, intelligent; and while she knows and sticks to her values and upbringing, she's open to new lines of thought. Essentially Alyx Vance with better hair.

And the worst would be...The monster from Amnesia. I don't even need to explain why.
 

jak_of_bees

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Best: Gordon Freemam. He's quiet, smart and has that awesome gravity gun that could come in handy sooo much.

Worst: F**cking Navi from OoT...
 

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Worst:

1. Dante because, based on the beginning of every Devil May Cry, my apartment would get destroyed like twice a month.

2. Alex Mercer would be the same as Dante, except I would also start getting a lot of FBI missing person posters in the mail

3. I would say Kratos but he would probably kill me on the first day for getting between him and the fridge.

Best:

1. Ratchet because he could build/fix anything

2. Gorden Freeman because it would be very interesting to hear what such an intelligent man thinks about on a regular bases.

3. The Sniper from TF2 because, based on the Meet the Sniper video, he sounds like a cool guy and no one would ever intentionally piss me off again knowing my roommate was a professional assassin
 

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jak_of_bees said:
Best: Gordon Freemam. He's quiet, smart and has that awesome gravity gun that could come in handy sooo much.

Worst: F**cking Navi from OoT...
Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Hey, listen.

I agree
 

BoredDragon

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HT_Black said:
And the worst would be...The monster from Amnesia. I don't even need to explain why.
Not true, he could scare away your land lord when he comes to collect the rent :D
 

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Best: Naoto Shirogane. She is already my gf, might as well move in together.

Worst: Kratos. He would threaten me, physically abuse me for "health", and keep me up at night having threesomes over and over and over again for the "orbs", whatever that means.
 

sansamour14

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Best roommate for me would be Legion from Mass Effect 2 great sniper and he would be fun to talk too everyday also if my comp ever has problems im sure he could help out.

Worst room mate would be Gendo Ikari from Evangelion i hate that guy hes such a prick.