Who Would Be The Best/Worst Video Game Roommate?

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Best=Duke Nukem
Why=Well besides the hookers, parties, bad ass adventures, and just general awesomeness, I guess nothing.
Worst=Kratos
Why=THERES A STAIN ON THE FUCKING RUUUUUUUUGGG! RAAAAAAHG! and then your dead
Worst#2=Nigel west dickens
Why=Because I dont want the shit hes selling
Worst#3=My fallout 3 character
Why=Because I will be shot multiple times, my shit will be gone, and I will die
 

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Best: Maria Kanellis (Smackdown vs. Raw is a game so it counts) just Google her if you've never heard of her and tell me as a straight guy that she wouldn't be great to have around the house all the time.

Worst:Ryo Hazuki All he would do day in and day out is ask me about "that day" and sailors.
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Someone already mentioned Zoey from Left 4 Dead but yeah, she probably would make the best roommate for me out of any game character I've ever seen. I think Valve set out to make every nerd's wet dream with her, and they wisely included interests and personality, instead of simply big boobs and a thin waist. Those personality traits mean I would get along pretty well with her in a roommate situation.

As for the worst roommate, I'd say Tidus from FFX. Considering that he was so annoying that he managed to turn me off of what is supposed to be one of the best JRPGs of all time -- at a point in my life when it was pretty much my favorite genre, no less -- I'd say I probably couldn't stand him as a roommate, either.
 

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
As for the worst roommate, I'd say Tidus from FFX. Considering that he was so annoying that he managed to turn me off of what is supposed to be one of the best JRPGs of all time -- at a point in my life when it was pretty much my favorite genre, no less -- I'd say I probably couldn't stand him as a roommate, either.
Not to mention that this:
Would likely drive you to murder and/or suicide.
 

Christemo

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my 2 best friends. they play the same games as me, we love playing together and we love being together.

worst: my mom, if that counts, shes a total **** when it comes to video games. she hates them with a passion.


video game characters tho, best is zoey for obvious reasons.

worst is jasper batt jr. that guy is just an annoying prick and his laughter can shatter mirrors.
 

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VaudevillianVeteran said:
Owyn_Merrilin said:
As for the worst roommate, I'd say Tidus from FFX. Considering that he was so annoying that he managed to turn me off of what is supposed to be one of the best JRPGs of all time -- at a point in my life when it was pretty much my favorite genre, no less -- I'd say I probably couldn't stand him as a roommate, either.
Not to mention that this:
Would likely drive you to murder and/or suicide.
Let's just say that I didn't click on the video, because I got flashbacks as soon as I saw the image. If I could turn off the voice acting and make the dialog work like it did in the classic Final Fantasy games, I might actually finish the game someday. As it stands, I'm not touching it again with a 10 foot pole. [sub]Besides, the story felt too much like Chrono Trigger to me. It's not exact, but I couldn't get over the idea that Sin was just Lavos all over again, that Seymour was Magus, and so on.[/sub]
 

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VaudevillianVeteran said:
Owyn_Merrilin said:
As for the worst roommate, I'd say Tidus from FFX. Considering that he was so annoying that he managed to turn me off of what is supposed to be one of the best JRPGs of all time -- at a point in my life when it was pretty much my favorite genre, no less -- I'd say I probably couldn't stand him as a roommate, either.
Not to mention that this:
Would likely drive you to murder and/or suicide.
You had to bring that up. I officially change my worst to Tidus. The number of times I would hear "I'm the star player of the Zanarkand Abes!" or "This is my story and etc...". I would beat him to death with a blitzball.
 

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
Let's just say that I didn't click on the video, because I got flashbacks as soon as I saw the image. If I could turn off the voice acting and make the dialog work like it did in the classic Final Fantasy games, I might actually finish the game someday. As it stands, I'm not touching it again with a 10 foot pole. [sub]Besides, the story felt too much like Chrono Trigger to me. It's not exact, but I couldn't get over the idea that Sin was just Lavos all over again, that Seymour was Magus, and so on.[/sub]
Although I have a fairly limited amount of knowledge on the Final Fantasy series, I know that particular part causes some people to have 'Nam flashbacks. Though sadly, I've only played the mainstream FF Games (FFVII, FFIX, FF-X and FFX-2) and I was terrible at them all. ...But one day, you will strive past the voice acting and show that games who's boss.
 

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RedEyesBlackGamer said:
You had to bring that up. I officially change my worst to Tidus. The number of times I would hear "I'm the star player of the Zanarkand Abes!" or "This is my story and etc...". I would beat him to death with a blitzball.
God help you if Tidus finds the comedy channel on TV.
 

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Best: Nobark, just for the laughs. Who took the last soda?! Won't awnser eh? I cast flare!

Worst: Charizard. Wake up to a hot morning only for it to get alot hotter.
 

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Best- Guile from Street Fighter. I can listen to his theme song all day long although he wouldn't be a roommate since he is a family man.
Ok how about Travis Touchdown? He's into anime just like me (well ok he's into moe and I'm not but it better then none) although I really don't want to know why there are so much tissues in the bin...

Worst- Juri Han. She may be awesome but I would feel very threaten just by being around her...
 

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VaudevillianVeteran said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
You had to bring that up. I officially change my worst to Tidus. The number of times I would hear "I'm the star player of the Zanarkand Abes!" or "This is my story and etc...". I would beat him to death with a blitzball.
God help you if Tidus finds the comedy channel on TV.
He would know pain before he died, true pain.
 

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The only thing that I can think of right now are worst ones.

Firaeveus Carron -WHY DOES EVERYONE HIDE IN THEIR METAL BOXES??? WHY DO WE GO IN THE METAL BOXES?

Crull-WHERE ARE MY KHORNE FLAKES? GIVE ME MY KHORNE FLAKES!
Minor blunder there sir! Eliphas the Inheritor was totally awesome! Unlike Carron... *Dislikes Soulstorm*

OT: My best roommate? Craig Boone, No one would dare rob my house, DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING FEAR OF BEING SNIPED BY BOONE, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Worst roomy - Harbinger, I'd be making toast cheerfully the- ASSUMING CONTROL
 

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Best: Doctor Chakwas from Mass Effect. We'd spend all day drinking brandy and reminiscing and flailing over cute crew members. Also I suspect she'd be great at video games, for some reason.

Worst: Megatron from War For Cybertron.
"Hey Megatron I'm ho- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIVING ROOM WALL?"
"It was in my way so I pulverised it!"
"But...but I just got that fixed...again..."
 

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Albert_Wesker657 said:
Nouw said:
The only thing that I can think of right now are worst ones.

Firaeveus Carron -WHY DOES EVERYONE HIDE IN THEIR METAL BOXES??? WHY DO WE GO IN THE METAL BOXES?

Crull-WHERE ARE MY KHORNE FLAKES? GIVE ME MY KHORNE FLAKES!
Minor blunder there sir! Eliphas the Inheritor was totally awesome! Unlike Carron... *Dislikes Soulstorm*
i would so piss myself if crull said that, but at the same time, i would want my share of those khorne flakes. they would probably turn me into superman or something.
 

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Albert_Wesker657 said:
OT: My best roommate? Craig Boone, No one would dare rob my house, DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING FEAR OF BEING SNIPED BY BOONE, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is true. However, I get the vibe he'd be the worst conversationalist.
"Hey Boone, how-"
"Is it time yet?"
 

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Don't know about the best, but the worst....

Perhaps a dwarf fortress dwarf?

Random mining of walls, building of new ones, getting trapped on the other side of the new ones, the friends he has over tantrum spiral, someone gets punched in the brain....

Yeah. Not good.
 

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Jak for the best since he has hover cars and shizzle and he has Daxter, the worst GlaDos, why no cake DANMMIT and she will try to kill you and Chuck Greenie, stealing my zombrez DAAAAAANMMMIT and mabey any murderer....