Who Would Be The Best/Worst Video Game Roommate?

[Duskwolf]

Best:
1. Mordecai (Borderlands) - We'd probably end up taking over the street, if not the town... That and he has the bloodwing... Throw the bird at the landlord, collect loot.

2. Zoey (L4D) - Zombie Survival Probability = 95%.

3. Murray (Monkey Island) - Speaks for itself. He's an evil skull, filled with awesome and dry wit.

Worst:
1. Lilith (Borderlands) - Sneaky ***** would keep disappearing, popping up and ambushing me while I'm doing things, and you can bet when the bills come in she's vanished again...

2. Crypto (Destroy All Humans) - Anal Probe, 'nuff said.

3. Garret (Thief Series) - He'd just keep blackjacking me, stealing my stuff, putting lights out while I'm walking through the room.

 

[Varrdy]

Worst Roomies List

Roman Bellic (GTA IV) - "EEEEEZ YAH CAZAAAAN!" Shut the fuck up, "cazan"!
Brucie Kibbutz (GTA IV) - Do I even need to explain why?
Gob (Fallout 3) - Sorry mate but ghouls are a tad...whiffy!
Zaeed Mishani (Mass Effect 2) - Who knows who he's working for and what he may do when I am asleep and helpless?

Best Roomies List

Liara T'Soni (Mass Effect 2) - Again, no explanation required.
Garrus Vakkarian (Mass Effect 2) - Because he's a top bloke I could see myself getting along with very well.
"Little" Jacob Hughes (GTA IV) - Again, a top bloke and a good, loyal friend who could also sell me guns on the cheap.
Craig Boone (Fallout: New Vegas) - For the sole reason that my girlfriend's sister would never leave, if he were there!

Wardy

 

[Lambi]

Best: Zidane from Final Fantasy IX. Would be fun to hang around him, especially since we're just about the same, except for him being a lady's man, in his mind at least. When I say the same, I mean how he can give anyone a chance, is friendly towards almost anyone and doesn't need a reason to help someone. I'm like that as well.

Worst: Alma from F.E.A.R. You can not convince me to live with that little girl. Sure, she turns into ashes once you get close to her, but that's the little Alma. The teenager one...
Yeah. Don't want to get anywhere near her.

 

[Spookimitsu]

Best: Possibly Amaterasu? In some places you might get kicked out for having a pet, but on the plus side he seems to be the cute and loyal type.

Ammy is a she ^_^

 

[Ren3004]

Yeah, in my case, the King from Fable 3 broke a window when he sent his wife flying with a hammer.

I don't know... Gordon Freeman? I like the quiet...

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, since I mentioned him in another thread, I believe Max from MDK2 would be a decent roommate. He's a dog with guns, ammo, and moxie. Any situation that crops up, you can point him at it and he will kill it dead with four gatling guns at once or something. Also, he won't piss on the carpet.

Now, the worst roommate ever? Deadpool. I like Deadpool, but Deadpool is Deadpool and that's why he's no good. Let's see here... The nightmares (his), the shouting (his), the disregard for human life (mine), the violence (towards anything looking at him funny, like a chair), the talking to himself and his own internal thoughts and his own narration all the time... Plus, there's a good chance alot of his enemies would come knocking, or rather BOMBING.

 

[Mnemophage]

Best:

Kanji from Persona 4. He's male, I'm female, and that may or may not work for him, so that'll keep the sexual tension to a minimum. Other than that, we're remarkably compatible in personality - I can be ponderous to the point of immobility, while he acts suddenly with strong emotion. Together, we would balance: I would lend him some of my sobering abundance of thought, he would lend me some of his ceaseless impetus. Apart from that, we're close enough in fashion taste and body size that we could swap clothes, and I know he won't balk at wearing a girl-shirt.

From Planescape: Torment - I have always wanted a Nordom of my very own.

As for worst? Anyone pairing high amounts of power with distinct emotional instability. Kanji's okay, because I can save my bacon with a hug. Qara from Neverwinter Nights 2 is a good example - arrogant, self-serving, and tends to solve all her problems with fireballs. There's only so many times I have to replace decimated furniture before I kick you off the lease (that amount is one).

Also, for however adorable a Mr. Saturn might be, I can't imagine them as being a particularly livable long-term roommate. I picture waking up to find the telephone on top of a ladder far too often for comfort.

 

[repeating integers]

Best? I wouldn't mind Kasumi in my flat. She's the only one of ME2's squadmates I find myself properly liking (rather than just feeling a vague sense of emotional attachment) anymore. She seems like a pretty nice girl, too - and since I don't really have anything worth stealing, what could possibly go wrong?

Worst... well:

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[Madman123456]

Best List:
The Minecraft dude. Go to work, come back and have fun in the biggest Cellar of the World.
Also, you could probably sell him a metal detector for 9 Goldbars, which could be made into a 1m³ cube of Gold. That would get me quite a lot of Pizza.

Solid Snake. He'd be hiding in a Box somewhere and when People with Guns show up, he'd kill them.

Legion from mass effect 2. I could learn quite a lot and he doubles as a lamp.

Kasumi from Mass Effect 2. Sure, she'd steal all my Stuff, but imagine if she stole your Xbox and then two xboxes with cases made out of gold, one for herself, the other for you.

One of the People from EA or Activision. Not because they're so awesome, but because i think they live in some Kind of Doom Fortress like the Villains of the old James Bond Movies.

Blaze from "Streets of Rage". She wears a slutty outfit and it would be Fun to watch a Friend get to close to her and then get beaten
Also, you could send her on grocery runs in the middle of the night she'd beat up some muggers on the way. I had one dude try to mug me and it was difficult enough to scare him away, she'd beat ten of them to a pulp without breaking a sweat.
She wont complain about my cooking, she eats chickens that have been lying under garbage cans for no one knows how long.

Doc Brown. Talking with him about temporal mechanics would be awesome.




Worst list:

Pyramid Head. Doesn't look to friendly.

Kratos. Although, that would make for a nice fight

Father Grigori from Half life 2. He'd talk on and on about the eternal light and how he's gonna send the demons back to hell and then a whole lot of zombies spawn...

Any bad guy from the mass effect universe. "Act of Shepard" is not covered by insurance.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Worst... hmm... Ogrhen?
Too much booze and drunken crazy.
Best?
John Marston. He's a nice guy, despite the crazy mo-fos from his past.

 

[Susurrus]

Annah, PS:T. She's smart, hot, part-fiend, voiced by Sheena Easton, a quality thief, and cool to boot. Or maybe Morte... He'd be an excellent wingman, despite the necrophiliac jokes....

Worst: Irenicus. Torture equipment? No thanks.