Who would make a scary zombie?

[madcap2112]

I'm surprised no ones said this yet,But Patrick Swayze,his indefinitecharm and dancing skills would lure you to him,and when you bowed he'd eat your flesh,if you joined in the act you'd become a zombie

Suddenly I'm imagining him and Chris Farley as zombies doing the Chippendales sketch from SNL

 

[Hazy]

Bruce Lee, anyone?

I mean, the guy KILLED Chuck Norris. And he's coming after you.
Yeah, kiss your ass goodbye.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Rosie O'Donnell, definitely. The beauty of it is even if you don't know whether or not she's a real zombie or wearing zombie make-up, one thing is for certain: she hungers for your flesh.

 

[axia777]

The guy who is the Undertaker in that wrestling crap. That guy is genuinely scary looking.

That or Kimbo Slice. Can you imagine Kimbo as a Zombie? Who has the M60 right?

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Marius Puginazki. Who is he you ask? The winner of the world's strongest man competition 4 times. And he's a fast zombie.....

If Marius Pudzianowski was a zombie we might as well kiss our asses goodbye.

 

[stabnex]

My dad.

Think The Crypt Keeper [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_Van_Zant]. And that's BEFORE zombification.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

It's one thing to have to fight through hordes of friends, family, and just random kids and hobos that have all been zombified. But then you come across a celebrity-turned zombie. Which real life person would make a scary zombie to come across?

I'm thinking of someone like Arnold Schwartzenegger who would be bad enough to have to fight, or someone who's just plain scary like, say, Carrot Top *shudder*

FYI, hobos can't zombify, there funk acts as a shield.

Not true.Theres not a big difference,so its hard to tell.

Spoiler

Oh yes my friend theres a big difference, and you best learn it if you plan on surviving the zombie apocalypse! Hobo's funk is a mix of old beans, ball sweat, unwashed ass and broken dreams, zombies have a rotten fruit/animal smell. Just trying to help you survive the inevitable.

 

[gim73]

KiruCookie's avatar looks like Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho.

I would say the pope, but that dude is obviously a vampire, and not one of those heart-throb emo punks female authors like to put out these days. I'm talking bram stoker or Blade type vampires that are pure evil.
I would totally kill zombie queen. Zombie princess Di would be fun to run over. Hell, any 'royalty' that I see in zombie form is fair game. Feel no remorse as you kill the zombie, because the zombie feels no remorse as it pursues you. Zombies don't recollect their past lives. They have no attachments to any family or friends. Once you have become one of them, your sole function is to kill and eat human flesh. While the reanimated might resemble humans, they lack the ability to learn or feel anything.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Spoiler: Scariest zombie ever...

 

[101194]

Chuck Norris

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[KiruTheMant]

KiruCookie's avatar looks like Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho.

I would say the pope, but that dude is obviously a vampire, and not one of those heart-throb emo punks female authors like to put out these days. I'm talking bram stoker or Blade type vampires that are pure evil.
I would totally kill zombie queen. Zombie princess Di would be fun to run over. Hell, any 'royalty' that I see in zombie form is fair game. Feel no remorse as you kill the zombie, because the zombie feels no remorse as it pursues you. Zombies don't recollect their past lives. They have no attachments to any family or friends. Once you have become one of them, your sole function is to kill and eat human flesh. While the reanimated might resemble humans, they lack the ability to learn or feel anything.

As the three other people who mentioned this,yes it is,NOW NO MORE PM'S PLZ >.<

as for the pope he'll be the host body of the virus/curse/disease/whatever

Another,BTW,Would be a horrific entity.

Shiayla Buff.You want to kill him either way,but hey,he survived 2 robot wars and is the chosen one,and Seeing as he can no longer die by protection of robot god guys,he would be a sentient zombie,a flesh vampire

 

[Nmil-ek]

Rob Zombie, any dude with Zombie in his name is going to be dangerous as an undead I'm tellin ya.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Spoiler: Scariest zombie ever...

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Epic win there.

OT: I'd hate to run into a Sean Connery zombie. Especially if it's carrying a sword, wearing a tux or dressed like this:

Spoiler

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

Bill Murry.... Get it! Get it!

 

[madcap2112]

Bill Murry.... Get it! Get it!

I get it!!!

 

[Rawker]

Hussein Bolt. Hell, the Olympics will be a generally bad place to be when zombies show up.

 

[AvsJoe]

I wouldn't mind seeing Flint Westwood or Arnie Frankfurter or Sly Stallion as zombies. That would be f*ckin' badass!

 

[end_boss]

Zombie Goldberg.

Or Zombie Zoidberg, for that matter.

 

[Ph33nix]

jeff dunham, all those puppets become zombies to when he does