Who would win in a fight: you or your avatar?

[Tahaneira]

Well, Harbinger is the billion year old slaughterer of thousands of civilisations and I'm the 24 year old maker of sandwiches.

I chose synthesis, does that hurt my chances?

Maybe we can have our fights in the same place. Then when our avatars see each other and try to kill each other instead, we can make a break for it!

It's a completely legitimate plan that has no chances of failure whatsoever.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

Ah, the eternal question: could I kick my own ass? Do I want to try?

Spoiler: Hmmm...

 

[hazabaza1]

I don't think we'd have any real reason to fight.
That being said, if we did... I dunno. Stephen Fry is a lot bigger than I am, but he's also older and like, depressed as fuck half the time. But I'm not sure I'd have it in me to hit Stephen Fry unless he did something really bad.
Let's call it a draw and go out for a pint instead.

 

[Ickorus]

Me.

I'll give you three guesses why this might be the case.

 

[FancyNick]

Avatar. I've got nothing on Majora

 

[Story]

Winning a fight against an original character of mine versus myself? Well, he's a 25 foot bird in my stories and I'm 5 foot in real life. I don't really see it happening.

 

[Drummodino]

I think I'd lose. Sure I have an overwhelming advantage in height and weight, but she has powerful magic and a spear. I'm screwed!

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

I don't really know how I would go about fighting my avatar, but apart from being bitten, I think it's pretty safe to say I win.

 

[Synthetica]

My avatar is an album cover with a butterfly on it. I think I can handle that. I think I should count my lucky stars in this one: my other standard avatar is xkcd black hat guy. He would absolutely destroy me.

 

[Poetic Nova]

My avatar is a character called 'From the Grave' (seriously). He dual wields 2 pistols that have a kick to them and uses his own bloody coffin for melee attacks. I surely won't win from that.

 

[bluerocker]

*looks at avatar*

Those two are Caim (the human) and Angelus (the dragon) from the game "Drakengard". The guy in that picture has killed whole armies, survived having an eye gouged out and killed a local psychopomp. Yeah, I'm dead without his dragon buddy even being there.


^ Said Psychopomp murder. Also, you see that fall? He shows up later, and doesn't look worse for wear.

 

[Risingblade]

I could take her...probably

 

[Drizzitdude]

My avatar is pretty much in peak physical condition, has a metal arm and leg, and can break anything down into its base compounds to create something else out of it in what I can only describe as "hax" so yeah, pretty screwed here.

 

[crazygameguy4ever]

My avatar is Taiga from the anime Toradora.. she'd kick my ass into next week.. and not just because i won't hit a girl.. i mean could you hit Taiga Aisaka? just look at her.

just don't turn your back or she'll turn into this though...

 

[Ikasury]

my avi's black hayate as a puppy... i think i lose just because he's so damn cute... and i can't lift a finger... or foot against a puppy!!

also the fact his 'mom' would blow my brains out from a mile away... ;; stalemate?

 

[Murais]

I... I am my avatar. So, I think either way, I would win.

Go me.

 

[kaizen2468]

I think I could kick the shit out of Cartman.

 

[RicoADF]

Mine's a logo so I'm safe, if it was the GDI that the logo stands for..... well what can a guy with no weapons do vs the combined armies of the UN in a more militaristic form do?