Who would win in a war of fictional weapons?

[Simalacrum]

Simple question really: in a war where nations only had weapons from their catalogue of fiction, who do you think would win?

So, to give a few examples: America would have a large number of superhero gadgetry to rely on, while Japan may have giant robots.

Go forth and give you're argument for which nation would win!

My pick? Britain. Simple reason: we have the world's funniest joke:

 

[Dalek Caan]

I choose Britain as well. Let those other blighters laugh themselves to death.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Japan.

Transformers, Robots, Dragon Ball Z, Gundam, Super Sentai, MGS, Final Fantasy, etc. Rest of the world is super screwed.

 

[Aeriath]

The UK. Why?

Exterminatus, bitches.

 

[warhammerfrog]

England, Because everyone from space that is cool is British.


Space marines, Doctor who, imperial guard the list goes on.

 

[PrinceOfShapeir]

I think the United States wins. Why?

Death Star. Luke Skywalker. Captain Kirk. Captain Picard. Captain Sisko.

Hell, Captain Janeway will blow up your universe on accident, and Captain Archer will standby and let it happen.

 

[SckizoBoy]

The UK. Why?

Exterminatus, bitches.

I really want to agree... but some idiotic part of my head keeps going back to... FUCKING GURREN LAGANN!! Yeah, a drill about a million times the size of the whole bloody galaxy... eesh(!)

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Yeah, Japan kinda has the completely overpowered, impossibly godlike fictional beings pretty well covered.

But I'll have to go with Belgium. Why? Tin Tin, Poirot and the mothersmurfin' Smurfs!