Realistically, my mates Matt, Callum and Greenie, but I'd prefer - Megan Fox (for banging), Optimus Prime (for banging) and H.G Wells (for his time machine)
Who would you be Left 4 Dead with?
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Really, are you joking me? I've had this idea since this topic was ever introduced! I know EXACTLY, who'd I want to be holed up with.
Robert Freeman from Boondocks can take over Bills place. He's the perfect candidate, not from his skin color and age, but for his "Fuck you Niggars, you're on your own!" attitude. XD
Peter Griffin could take over for Francis, because he's just plain retarded when he's with me. (Goddamn it Francis! Get your own Pills! D:<)
Tifa Lockheart could replace Zoey for, what else? The Boobs and Ass Category.
Well, that and I love a woman with a pair of good legs!
I have one for Louis, but. . . I'll keep that one a secret. >.>
Robert Freeman from Boondocks can take over Bills place. He's the perfect candidate, not from his skin color and age, but for his "Fuck you Niggars, you're on your own!" attitude. XD
Peter Griffin could take over for Francis, because he's just plain retarded when he's with me. (Goddamn it Francis! Get your own Pills! D:<)
Tifa Lockheart could replace Zoey for, what else? The Boobs and Ass Category.
Well, that and I love a woman with a pair of good legs!
I have one for Louis, but. . . I'll keep that one a secret. >.>
D.O.G from Halflife 2 (He would kick zombie butt, plus he's immune to becoming infected)
Hot edgy gothic chick of some sort,(Cause being surrounded by death all the time will probably keep her quite aroused)
A T100 (Also a very good body guard, plus I have a hot goth chick that's always around? why on earth would I want another 'human' there)
and defiantly NOT Will Smith in fact I'd probably tie him up to a pole in a nice dark area as punishment for that piece of crap "I am Legend"
Hot edgy gothic chick of some sort,(Cause being surrounded by death all the time will probably keep her quite aroused)
A T100 (Also a very good body guard, plus I have a hot goth chick that's always around? why on earth would I want another 'human' there)
and defiantly NOT Will Smith in fact I'd probably tie him up to a pole in a nice dark area as punishment for that piece of crap "I am Legend"
A robot zombie killing machine, which functions as a mobile armored fortress/home as well, and two really hot, desperate girls so I can have a threesome while in my zombie murdering death machine robot which acts as free lodging. Booyah.
An Army General with access to a High-Security army base and 1000's of infantry at his disposal.
A Gun Store Owner with the keys to the store and the locked cabinets
Glados from Portal in a mobile tank which she controls.
I officially win the cake, because she can make it for me. Several times, with many rhubarbs.
A Gun Store Owner with the keys to the store and the locked cabinets
Glados from Portal in a mobile tank which she controls.
I officially win the cake, because she can make it for me. Several times, with many rhubarbs.
Rodney McKay from Stargate Atlantis
Damon Baird from Gears of war
and Doctor Greg House
Together, we will rule the wasteland as the roaming sarcastic assholes
Damon Baird from Gears of war
and Doctor Greg House
Together, we will rule the wasteland as the roaming sarcastic assholes
A survivalist, a high special forces commando, and an building engineer. The survivalist to keep us alive, the special forces guy to tell us the best course of action in a pinch and the engineer to find a spot to hold up that wont collapse on us. I'd prefer at least one of them to be female(equal opportunity apocalypse).
Four people eh...well I think I fill the role of Louis (We're talking about left 4 dead 1 here right, as it may have to be known as for all enternity next week!) as the humble but brave, relatable kind of guy who seems to add nice depth to any zombie film, rather than just seeing fucking Bruce Campbell carve his way through hordes of the undead.
I think I'll choose a guy I know called Bruce to fill the role of Bill, he served in Vietnam, owns two beatiful rifles (My zombie plan has always been to head over to his place anyway) and he can handle himself in tough situations. Also he's really good with technology (So he could build us some kind of SOS radio out of a toaster) and he served as a truck driver so he'd be able to plow through hordes of the shambling undead with ease.
I'd also choose another guy I know called well, Mr Naidu, to fill the role of Francis. He's a young, smart man who's pretty damned agile and skilled, but I think might get kind of cocky in a zompocalyptic situation.
And lastly, to fill the role of Zoey I think I pick...my Sister. By god I think those zombies would rather take a cricket bat to the face (Probably supplied by me) than to face her wrath.
Funnily enough last night I had a zombie type dream. I dreamt that me, the people from left 4 dead 2 and the two guys from zombie land were all thrown together during a zombie apocalypse, but we had a ute full of guns so it was alright.
I think I'll choose a guy I know called Bruce to fill the role of Bill, he served in Vietnam, owns two beatiful rifles (My zombie plan has always been to head over to his place anyway) and he can handle himself in tough situations. Also he's really good with technology (So he could build us some kind of SOS radio out of a toaster) and he served as a truck driver so he'd be able to plow through hordes of the shambling undead with ease.
I'd also choose another guy I know called well, Mr Naidu, to fill the role of Francis. He's a young, smart man who's pretty damned agile and skilled, but I think might get kind of cocky in a zompocalyptic situation.
And lastly, to fill the role of Zoey I think I pick...my Sister. By god I think those zombies would rather take a cricket bat to the face (Probably supplied by me) than to face her wrath.
Funnily enough last night I had a zombie type dream. I dreamt that me, the people from left 4 dead 2 and the two guys from zombie land were all thrown together during a zombie apocalypse, but we had a ute full of guns so it was alright.
