Who would you be Left 4 Dead with?
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I'd choose to be stuck with...
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bill
Mike Tyson.
The zombies would be epic pwned by the end of the day.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bill
Mike Tyson.
The zombies would be epic pwned by the end of the day.
-Me (cause if I wasn't there it means I would be dead)
-The world's greatest ninja (everyone knows ninjas pwn all)
-The world's greatest marksmen (Cover-fire is always welcome)
-The world's greatest improviser (for sticky and/or outrageously ridiculous situations)
-The world's greatest ninja (everyone knows ninjas pwn all)
-The world's greatest marksmen (Cover-fire is always welcome)
-The world's greatest improviser (for sticky and/or outrageously ridiculous situations)
i would take:
MacGyver (always useful in zombie Apocalypse)
Chuck Norris (for fighting matters and somebody has to wear the veteran costume)
Somebody to re-spawn humanity (yeah a girl...preferably good looking and martial artist)
ah and NEVER forget to put your last bullet away...for yourself you know...
MacGyver (always useful in zombie Apocalypse)
Chuck Norris (for fighting matters and somebody has to wear the veteran costume)
Somebody to re-spawn humanity (yeah a girl...preferably good looking and martial artist)
ah and NEVER forget to put your last bullet away...for yourself you know...
hm... i allready have a psycho in the group (me) so... i would take some1 whith combat experience like... this is hard hm.... a survivalist a pioneer (field engineer) and some1 that can use a gun.
With this many zombies, I think it would be prudent to pluck my survivors from the wacky world of Resident Evil!
Ashley Graham and Sherry Birkin: Their respective whining and general helplessness will draw heroic protagonists from miles around to save them, and by proxy me.
And Albert Wesker, in whose best interests would be to punch zombies through walls for endless hours of fun.
Ashley Graham and Sherry Birkin: Their respective whining and general helplessness will draw heroic protagonists from miles around to save them, and by proxy me.
And Albert Wesker, in whose best interests would be to punch zombies through walls for endless hours of fun.
James May, Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson, just because all of them is plain, fucking awesome! 
"Realistic" choices: (seems odd to say given a zombie senario, but whatever)
Myself
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3 random 20-something women.
We're not going to survive, no matter who I pick, so I might as well try to convince the girls to enjoy some safe-house entertainment... before the zombies beat down the doors and tear us to bits.
Unrealistic choices:
The hero from fable 2: He never dies, just gets scarred and then stands up again.
The hero's dog: Because damnit, he loves that mutt, and he'd refuse to help if he couldn't relieve stress by playing squeeky ball with it.
A baby/toddler small enough for me to reasonably throw: Emergency zombie bait.
You were expecting a woman of some sort, and I did honestly consider adding one to the team, but then I knew that the fable 2 hero would just keep spamming emotes at her until she hooked up with him, and... well that'd be pretty depressing to be the guy stuck taking care of the zombie bait while they shagged.
Myself
+
3 random 20-something women.
We're not going to survive, no matter who I pick, so I might as well try to convince the girls to enjoy some safe-house entertainment... before the zombies beat down the doors and tear us to bits.
Unrealistic choices:
The hero from fable 2: He never dies, just gets scarred and then stands up again.
The hero's dog: Because damnit, he loves that mutt, and he'd refuse to help if he couldn't relieve stress by playing squeeky ball with it.
A baby/toddler small enough for me to reasonably throw: Emergency zombie bait.
You were expecting a woman of some sort, and I did honestly consider adding one to the team, but then I knew that the fable 2 hero would just keep spamming emotes at her until she hooked up with him, and... well that'd be pretty depressing to be the guy stuck taking care of the zombie bait while they shagged.
Well Since I would be the Commando, I'd want a hot Surgon who was handy with a shotgun, An engineer with a witty attitude that has a slightly emotional problem that keeps the hot Surgon away so she is free for me, and Deadpool.
