Who would you be?

[Marv21]

I'd be some random JRPG character. Everyone in a JRPG is a kickass fighter, hot as fuck and shits rainbows.

Apart from the 'dark' ones but fuck them. I'll just leave them to brood and fly off to the land of crazy monster fights and scantily clad women

Take me with you! X3

I wanna be a Pokemon, or a protagonist in the Mother series

PK Ninja... hellz yeah.

Take me with you both!

I wanna be the cool character in the anime that originally fights the main character, kicks his ass for the most part and then joins him later in the series like 6-7 episodes and is always in the sidelines and only has 1 or 2 lines in the show...

Example: Uryu Ishida (Bleach)...or Chad (Bleach....kinda though)

theres others, like Piccolo...kind of!

 

[Metric Monkey]

Cthulu or Lenin, yes, i'm a Marxist, live it it

Damn I was goin for Cthulu, Ninja...

I'd be Hitler. Only adorable. That way, everyone would love me!

=P

Reading that and looking at your avatar just made me burst out in laughter. And if you were an adorable Hitler, I would love you. (I'm not gay though)

 

[Kyletacullar]

I'm suprised I haven't seen this but
CHUCK NORRIS
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j/k
the guy from Fallout 3 cause I would have an actual purpose not just Imma be this guy cause hes kewl

 

[Metric Monkey]

Oh and on topic, Goku. Although I'm hardly worthy.

My narcissistic jokes aside, he's who I'd want to be. Goku is the man. His son could have been the man, but Gohan just had to lose his focus and be absorbed by Majin Buu. The strongest unfused character in the series gets upstaged by the Spirit Bomb, and it's all because he wasn't paying attention. Pitiful.

Goku would be my first choice, but since I was double ninja'd, I would be Gohan. Not the crappy adult Saiyaman (definitely a spelling error on that). The teen who freakin obliterated Cell. He was freakin epic then. Or when he was younger and used that Hulk "Don't make me angry" power. Either one of those are good.

 

[ucciolord1]

I'd be me, because I'm perfect.

Except for that ego.

I have no ego. I was merely making an observation.

If you were in fact perfect then you would taste of strawberries...

My word... you are perfect! XD

If you don't ride Unicorns, you're sure as hell not perfect.
That's why Neil Patrick Harris is perfect, because he rides unicorns.
And he probably tastes like strawberries...
...Covered in chocolate...
...with whipped cream...

I can't beleve they killed him off in the second movie! So bull crap.
HAHA nice reply!

If you watched after the credits he comes back to life, because he's immortal.
I mean, he's freaking Neil Patrick Harris. He's bulletproof.

 

[WittyName]

I'd be some random JRPG character. Everyone in a JRPG is a kickass fighter, hot as fuck and shits rainbows.

Plus they can never really die in battle.

So I'd go with this.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Samus Arab. Sex-change AND Varia Suit in one fell swoop. I'd choose to remain in this world, however.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Bond, James Bond.

 

[Kellerb]

an inproved version of me ^^

 

[Xorghul]

Anyone immortal.

 

[rhyno435]

Gaz, I'm sure pretty much everyone knows who I'm talking about. Only sucks because I would know I'm going to die by a headshot that I lift my head up to receive (from Zakhiev).

You ruined the game for anyone who has yet to play a very popular game that came out two years ago, you asshole. I despise you, why don't you just tell us all the end to Return of the Jedi, reveal the end of Star Wars. I dare you.

I never said what game it was from, and I figured that basically everyone already knew, my bad.

The end of Return of the Jedi...basically, Luke discovers that Darth Vader is a monkey...i don't know...

My bad I thought you did, and that was my point. I was being sarcastic because basically everyone does know that, and you revealed the secret ending to Return of the Jedi. When I found out that Darth Vader was a monkey, making Luke half monkey and causing him to join the Apes and destroy all humans in Planet of the Apes 10 (or whatever), it just astounded me.

Ohhhh, you were being sarcastic, man I hate how hard it is to detect sarcasm on the forums, or maybe it's just me.

 

[ModReap]

A setinent robot

 

[Mozared]

Hitler. Do you know how many lives I could save by not being a jerk?

Not sure tbh. If Hitler hadn't come to power there probably still would've been a WW2. But what kind of war would it have been without him?

I'd like to be Einstein, someone like Sun Tzu or a figure in a fantasy world like Middle-Earth.

 

[Lazier Than Thou]

Hitler. Do you know how many lives I could save by not being a jerk?

Not sure tbh. If Hitler hadn't come to power there probably still would've been a WW2. But what kind of war would it have been without him?

I'd like to be Einstein, someone like Sun Tzu or a figure in a fantasy world like Middle-Earth.

Well, the question is would the holocaust happen had there been no "jerk" Hitler. You can make the case that someone would have started the war, but could you also make the case that same person would take the same road Hitler took?

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Lara Croft or James Bond or Jack Harkness.

 

[Ares Tyr]

I like being me pretty good, but if I had to choose, there's two people who's places in life I'd like to assume.

Tony Jaa or Oli Sykes.

 

[runedeadthA]

Captain Price.
I have to stop, don't I?!

I'd be Gaz ;p

 

[Mozared]

Hitler. Do you know how many lives I could save by not being a jerk?

Not sure tbh. If Hitler hadn't come to power there probably still would've been a WW2. But what kind of war would it have been without him?

I'd like to be Einstein, someone like Sun Tzu or a figure in a fantasy world like Middle-Earth.

Well, the question is would the holocaust happen had there been no "jerk" Hitler. You can make the case that someone would have started the war, but could you also make the case that same person would take the same road Hitler took?

No, definitely not. That's what I'm saying; you cannot know what would have happened, except for that assertion that the war probably would have occured anyway. Which means that if not Hitler, it could easily have been someone who would take an even more drastic road than he did. How do you think the (cold?) war would look like if it would've been a more sane person who remained friends with the soviets?