Who would you fight?

[heyheysg]

Fight Club reference.

Anyone from that jerk who cut you off at the carpark, Hitler, your ex's beau etc.

For me

1) George W Bush (No explanation, I'll prob lose with my skinny arms, but hey)
2) Myself from 10 years ago (to wake me up and give sound advice through beating)
3) God (handicapped, human style, he'd probably cheat though)
4) All the jerks I've met

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Daystar Clarion]

Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP. I would kick his racist arse so much that he'd wish he hadn't passed on that one opportunity to have two, huge, black bodyguards.

 

[Dublin Solo]

The bastard bullies in High School who put me through Hell with a capital H. Oh, the vengeance...

 

[Pielikey]

I couldn't win a fight against anyone, man.

 

[areos]

anyone... what ? i dont like people we suck as a speicies...

 

[areos]

im not black but can i help fight the bnp??

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP. I would kick his racist arse so much that he'd wish he hadn't passed on that one opportunity to have two, huge, black bodyguards.

Oh yes. OH YES.

Him, Ian Paisley and Fred Phelps. The great thing is, they're all so unfit or old they wouldn't even put up a good fight!

I thought that too, that way I can feel the undeserved sense of superiority that can only come from beating the shit out of an old person/handicapped/penguins/women.

 

[Tharwen]

Michael Atkinson

[sub]****...[/sub]

 

[JEBWrench]

I thought that too, that way I can feel the undeserved sense of superiority that can only come from beating the shit out of an old person/handicapped/penguins/women.

Yeah, well to be honest, Penguins deserve it.

[sub]Self-righteous little fuckers...[/sub]!

How dare you say that about my penguins!

That's it, I'm putting Furburt and Daystar on my list. Someone's gotta step up for the penguins.

Grr.

 

[GuideBot]

Gordon Brown. Of all the faces in the world, his would look the best with my fist in it.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I thought that too, that way I can feel the undeserved sense of superiority that can only come from beating the shit out of an old person/handicapped/penguins/women.

Yeah, well to be honest, Penguins deserve it.

[sub]Self-righteous little fuckers...[/sub]!

How dare you say that about my penguins!

That's it, I'm putting Furburt and Daystar on my list. Someone's gotta step up for the penguins.

Grr.

Oh no! the penguins have an advocate now! Maybe now they will get the respect they deserve!

[sub]/sarcasm[/sub]

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I think I'd like to fight Randy Couture for a few hours. Not because I don't like him, but because I think I could learn a lot about fighting if I fought him for a while.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

I couldn't win a fight against anyone, man.

Me too.

But if I could, then this jerk who used to push me around at my old job. I never sunk to his level but man oh man if I could've kicked the crap out of him I would've been happy.

 

[tk1989]

My ex's new boyfriend, for being such a fucking ****. I cant actually wait until i see him again, because i am actually going to beat the fucking shit out of him

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

> Steven Seagal, because he's my hero
> every single Terrorist
> and all the actors from "Entourage", damn i hate that show

 

[Commander Melander]

bro u just broke rule 1 and 2
but id fight Steven Seagal think about it, its win win if u loose if u win u just kicked his ass and if u loose u just got ur ass kicked by Steven Seagal

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

The Jonas Brothers.

I'd probably lose, but I'd at least mess up their faces.