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The Warden

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Atkinson
Bush
Scientologists
That douchefart who made Twilight
You
Rapists
The Hamburgler
That Arsefuck known as Jack Thompson.
 

Lazarus Long

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Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

Also, Metal Man. Anything is possible when you can throw sawblades at will. In all 8 directions, no less.
 

shogunblade

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Furburt said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP. I would kick his racist arse so much that he'd wish he hadn't passed on that one opportunity to have two, huge, black bodyguards.
Oh yes. OH YES.

Him, Ian Paisley and Fred Phelps. The great thing is, they're all so unfit or old they wouldn't even put up a good fight!
Ooh, Have to disagree with you there, Bob.



If you want the fight fair (The only way I'd fight Phelps myself, BTW), Fred Phelps in his prime was a boxer (But to be fair, he only won two fights in High School). But, I'm glad we share some common ground (I just looked up Paisley and Nick Griffin, I'm afraid I can only say I don't care for them based on their intolerances, I'm sure everyone else is the same though. I'd feel bad to anyone who actually KNEW them).
 

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William Shatner (more Fight Club references)
An assortment of TAs I've had
Random freshmen, just for being freshmen (gotta assert my seniority somehow, right?)
Ben Franklin, for it ain't the positive charge that moves
PETA, for giving us vegetarians a bad name
 

WrcklessIntent

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You mean who have i fought. If i have a problem with someone and they give me shit i don't have a problem beating the shit out of them or in one case attempting to but for the sake of my respect i'll say that one ended in a draw. 8th grade beat the shit out of this kid who was a total douche to everyone he got expelled later during the year for something completly unrealated and this year i broke a kids face pretty much.
 

ShakerSilver

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Every slack-jawed sport-obsessed moron and every plastic-faced egotistical cheerleader in my entire class. That would make about 90% of the class. I'd win because of the undying rage they have filled me with and my everlasting will to purge the world of these demons!!
 

ace_of_something

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Many of you seem to be under the pretense you'd win.

Anyway I'd pick Hemingway. Just so every other beatdown I have in life won't seem as bad by comparison.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
JEBWrench said:
Furburt said:
Daystar Clarion said:
I thought that too, that way I can feel the undeserved sense of superiority that can only come from beating the shit out of an old person/handicapped/penguins/women.
Yeah, well to be honest, Penguins deserve it.

[sub]Self-righteous little fuckers...[/sub]!
How dare you say that about my penguins!

That's it, I'm putting Furburt and Daystar on my list. Someone's gotta step up for the penguins.

Grr.
Oh no! the penguins have an advocate now! Maybe now they will get the respect they deserve!

[sub]/sarcasm[/sub]
Shouldn't we pay the penguins more respect because of the penguin mafia?
You know, the one with the international drop-bear and fish traffiking rackets. I've heard that they pull vicious mob-style hits on the people who diss them.
 
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Chaos-Spider said:
Daystar Clarion said:
JEBWrench said:
Furburt said:
Daystar Clarion said:
I thought that too, that way I can feel the undeserved sense of superiority that can only come from beating the shit out of an old person/handicapped/penguins/women.
Yeah, well to be honest, Penguins deserve it.

[sub]Self-righteous little fuckers...[/sub]!
How dare you say that about my penguins!

That's it, I'm putting Furburt and Daystar on my list. Someone's gotta step up for the penguins.

Grr.
Oh no! the penguins have an advocate now! Maybe now they will get the respect they deserve!

[sub]/sarcasm[/sub]
Shouldn't we pay the penguins more respect because of the penguin mafia?
You know, the one with the international drop-bear and fish traffiking rackets. I've heard that they pull vicious mob-style hits on the people who diss them.
Yeah right like they're intelligent enough to pull that one of... What? Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

Target had been eliminated.
 

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Bruce Lee. The amount of abuse I would take in such a short time frame would be ridiculous, but that doesn't excuse the fact that it would be amazing to have my ass handed to me by Bruce Lee.
 

Larnx

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Myself from about 4 years back, to stop me from turning out so bad.
Apart from that I usually end up fighting people who I really want to fight ( be it either because of hatred or just for fun).
 

Killbot

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What's with all the BNP hating? Nationalist doesn't necessarily mean racist. I'd stop listening to what people/Tabloids say, most are wrong. Not saying he's not a racist, he could be, but I'd rather take good judgement over bad press. And before people start calling me racist or BNP supporter, I'm an Australian/Nepalese, though I do live in England.

Who would I fight?... Stephen Hawking! Ofc it would have to be fair, I'd get a wheelchair too and an extra large dose of sedatives. Think that's a fight everyone would PPV.