Who would you fight?

[SckizoBoy]

Bernard Montgomery (because I hate that smug expression of his) - SHUNSATSU!

 

[Jakub324]

Justin Bieber, but is that really deserving of being described as a fight?

 

[Ham_authority95]

I would fight AIDS. Fuck my immune system, I will save the world.

 

[AlkalineGamer]

Top 5 people in history I want to fight.
#5 Abe Lincoln, I bet that dude had a massive wingspan, if I could get in close he'd be all over.
#4. Russel Brand, I just want to pummel him then take his bride as my prize, Katy Perry hell yea
#3. Winston Churchill, that dude would probably just go toe to toe with me while smoking a cigarrette. I feel like he was a dude you fought then became friends.
#2. Moses, no weapons just mano v mano, even in his old age that dude could probably fake you out with all his robes flying every where, then bam before you know it uppercut
#1. Osama Bin Laden, I feel like he acts awhole lot tougher than he is. Reminds me of Scar from the lion king.

Nice answers.

Abe lincoln was one of Tyler's choices in the film.
He said Something like "skinny guys fight to the burben" or something.

 

[bulbasaur765]

I'd fight Scott Pilgrim. Don't really have a reason other than the sake of having fought him.

 

[steeple]

man I just saw fightclub for the 4th time today... fucking love that movie...

as for your question, I can really answer... I dont think I ever got into a fight, and I dont see myself getting into one, so the answer is nobody, I guess...

 

[Del-Toro]

OT: Negi Springfield...

He would annihilate you, muggle. It wouldn't even be close.

OT: Any Jedi, really, but I'd be using an actual gun, the projectiles of which move considerably faster than a blaster bolt, and don't react quite so inconveniently if they actually managed to make contact with their sabre.

 

[Jonluw]

OT: Negi Springfield...

He would annihilate you, muggle. It wouldn't even be close.

Nonsense. I may not be proficient in Magia erebea, but I know, like, jiu jitsu and shit.

 

[eggmiester]

the question should be 'who would you NOT fight?'

there are a million-and-1 people i would love to fight. i would get my ass handed to all of them, but it would be cool to say ' i got to fight ichigo kurosaki!'

but if i had to choose, it would be KAMINA!! if only because i'll become 3 time's more manly for every second i spend around him.

 

[Fidelias]

I would fight Jesus.
After all, would he really fight back? If not I get to say I won against the son of God.
Or, if he doesn't exist, he doesn't show up, and BAZAM. I just disproved Christianity! (Sorta)

I'm pretty sure Jesus would find some way to win, even if he doesn't fight back. Either that or you'll be smited by God because you were stupid enough to fight his son.

I don't know who I would fight. Maybe I'd fight Goku, I don't know...

 

[Wolfram23]

I'd totally mud wrestle Lucy Pinder... among others...

lol

 

[Del-Toro]

OT: Negi Springfield...

He would annihilate you, muggle. It wouldn't even be close.

Nonsense. I may not be proficient in Magia erebea, but I know, like, jiu jitsu and shit.

Your own martial talents notwithstanding, you still have to close the gap before he finishes his incantation. Which may be easier said than done, considering his geneology and precociousness. Plus his ilk tend to fight with the aid of a partner, and if memory serves his moves fast, and tends to ignore his instructions when they are to not aid him.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I'll pass on the celebrities and historical figures and pick my manager at work...it'd be personal, and I'd wreck his shit.

Scumbags with a modicum of authority are infuriating.

 

[Del-Toro]

I would fight Jesus.
After all, would he really fight back? If not I get to say I won against the son of God.
Or, if he doesn't exist, he doesn't show up, and BAZAM. I just disproved Christianity! (Sorta)

I'm pretty sure Jesus would find some way to win, even if he doesn't fight back. Either that or you'll be smited by God because you were stupid enough to fight his son.

Or Jesus would arrive and just not fight back. Jesus' arrival would prove the existence of God, as well as whatever else comes with that, the specifics of which depend on which of the myriad related theologies turns out to be the correct one (if not all, in some small way). If that means the existence of hell, then in that case Jesus doesn't have to win. You (proverbially speaking) have already lost.

 

[Retronana]

I'd mud wrestle Katie Perry any day

EDIT: Damnit half ninja'd (the mud wrestling)

 

[Jonluw]

OT: Negi Springfield...

He would annihilate you, muggle. It wouldn't even be close.

Nonsense. I may not be proficient in Magia erebea, but I know, like, jiu jitsu and shit.

Your own martial talents notwithstanding, you still have to close the gap before he finishes his incantation. Which may be easier said than done, considering his geneology and precociousness. Plus his ilk tend to fight with the aid of a partner, and if memory serves his moves fast, and tends to ignore his instructions when they are to not aid him.

Nope. I would still totally kick his ass. I would just, like, hit him in the head. And he'd go like *bam* to the ground, and I'd be like "Yah lost sucker".

 

[Del-Toro]

OT: Negi Springfield...

He would annihilate you, muggle. It wouldn't even be close.

Nonsense. I may not be proficient in Magia erebea, but I know, like, jiu jitsu and shit.

Your own martial talents notwithstanding, you still have to close the gap before he finishes his incantation. Which may be easier said than done, considering his geneology and precociousness. Plus his ilk tend to fight with the aid of a partner, and if memory serves his moves fast, and tends to ignore his instructions when they are to not aid him.

Nope. I would still totally kick his ass. I would just, like, hit him in the head. And he'd go like *bam* to the ground, and I'd be like "Yah lost sucker".

And since he's like, ten, you'd probably only have to do it once. Very well then, sir/ma'am(lolinternet), I stand corrected.

 

[iamthelizardqueen88]

I don't want to see a 100 "chuck norris cos then i'd win"

its funny you say that cause my answer actually was chuck norris (not to fight along side of though) its not cause i have some strange delusion that i even come close to standing a chance its just so id be able to say "i fought chuck norris and lived"...........hopefully

 

[Jonluw]

OT: Negi Springfield...

He would annihilate you, muggle. It wouldn't even be close.

Nonsense. I may not be proficient in Magia erebea, but I know, like, jiu jitsu and shit.

Your own martial talents notwithstanding, you still have to close the gap before he finishes his incantation. Which may be easier said than done, considering his geneology and precociousness. Plus his ilk tend to fight with the aid of a partner, and if memory serves his moves fast, and tends to ignore his instructions when they are to not aid him.

Nope. I would still totally kick his ass. I would just, like, hit him in the head. And he'd go like *bam* to the ground, and I'd be like "Yah lost sucker".

And since he's like, ten, you'd probably only have to do it once. Very well then, sir/ma'am(lolinternet), I stand corrected.

Yay me.
I beat Negi. Woo!
Onto Eva it is then.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Drizzt Do'Urden

I really hate that guy. He always looks so smug.

If I had to fight anyone who is real, it would Obama. Not because I dislike him, but to get to say I fought him and lived.