A "pint", eh? Well, since we're in the region, I'd say The Doctor.
-Any form would do (except the crotchety old man). He'd have a pint and I'd have a glass of ice water as usual, and he'd ask me why I wanna talk with him, to which I'll respond, "Um... Did you ever bang your traveling companions in the back of the TARDIS?"
--Skip to me begging to travel with him as I grip with both hands onto his ankle while he walks away, violently shaking the leg I'm currently attached to. *Sniff*
So, yeah, The Doctor. Either him, or Captain Kirk.
Kirk: "So...WHY...am I...HERE?"
Me: "...Did you ever bang any of those alien broads in the back of the Enterprise?"
Kirk: "...Yes."
------"...Sweet..."