Who would you Invite to a Poker Night?

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Barziboy

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I'm a fan of Poker, and I'm a fan of people who do good influencial things. So my story with this one came from me just asking a series of pointless and definitely-annoying questions to my co-barmen at the classy cocktail bar I work at *Show-off Section*, and that's all to it really in terms of back-story.

"So...you've got the cards, the chips, the whiskey or wine, but Who would You Have there?"

Can be Male or Female, Living or Dead, Truth or Fiction...but try to make it someone famous who we all would know.

Six Choices.

Mine goes to:
-Tom Waits; though he'd probably clean us out pretty quickly.
-Mark Linkous; may be a bit of a downer, but still a good chat.
-Tyler Durden; without question, but no fighting...yet.
-George Orwell; I will have to resist the numerous quotes.
-Johnny Cash; a mixture of both his personalities, young and old.
-John Marston; if he's anything like I played, then I might just hold onto my cash long enough for Waits to sweep it off me.

Anyway, have fun with this one.
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Enderrr

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Hayley Williams, Angelina Jolie, January Jones, Scarlet Johansson, Natalie Portman and Emma Stone.

Strip Poker. Naturally.
 

El Cookio

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Enderrr said:
Hayley Williams, Angelina Jolie, January Jones, Scarlet Johansson, Natalie Portman and Emma Stone.

Strip Poker. Naturally.
This wouldn't be bad.
 

CrazyCapnMorgan

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Assuming I could raise the dead a few times...

Bill Hicks
Lenny Bruce
Terence McKenna
George Carlin
Sam Kinison
Richard Pryor

Should be an interesting night, and we wouldn't allow Richard to mix his milk and dip his cookie into it again...
 

TeeBs

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-Pinkie Pie
-Hurley
-Double Rainbow Guy
-Deadpool
-Rainbow Dash

Hell to the yeah.
 

Ohhi

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lets see well if I could have six people dead, alive, or fictional then they would have to be
1.Mel Gibson
2.Commander Shepard
3.Ash Ketchum
4.Sean Connery
5.Vegeta for shits and giggles
6.and finally Hitler, again for shits and giggles.
 

TheMann

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I'd bring six people who are much worse poker players than I am, so I could take their money. Pretty self-explanatory, I think.
 

Cool Welshy

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I might bring...
1. Max from Sam and Max. If he can prove he can play in that tie-in game, he can play with me.
2. Sam as well. Think about it. Can you trust Max being there by himself?
3. The TF2 Spy. He's got class. Granted he'll kill me but he's got class.
4. The TF2 Pyro. See above.
5. Cooking Mama. "I baked us all cookies!"
6. Not Tycho.
 

Steve Dark

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I'm gunna limit myself to game characters, jus' cause.

Max Payne (Max Payne)
HK-47 (KotoR)
Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Halo: ODST)
Batman (Batman: AA)
Edwin Odesseiron (Baldur's Gate)

Should make for an interesting game I'd wager.
 

Palademon

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Sgt. cortez
Dante
Viewtiful Joe
Samus
Light Yagami
MadaraXIII

Lols will be had by all.
 

pspman45

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The Champion of Kirkwall (he/she will have sweet adventure stories to tell)
Harrison Ford
Spiderman
Gordon Freeman (beware of his poker face)
Commander Shepard
Noble Six
 

MasterOfWorlds

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Joseph Stalin
Adolf Hitler
George S. Patton
Robert E. Lee
Atilla the Hun
Ghengis Khan

Why? Mostly to see them discuss various military/political things and to see what would happen. XD
 

DuctTapeJedi

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Jesus
Siddhartha Gotama
King Solomon (before he made the deal for wisdom, so he doesn't have a massive advantage)
Mary
Mohammad
The Dali Lama


It might sound like a weird list, but I have my reasons:
People would be honest, and I could pretty much have a 100% guarantee that no one was cheating.
 

Scarim Coral

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Any of these characters-

Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes)
Fluttershy (MLP FiM)
Mirdon (Doraleous and Associates)
Soundwave (Transformers)
Guybrush Threewood (Monkey Island)
The Major (Ghost in the Shell)
 

BonzaiPro

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1. Strong Bad
2. Max (from Sam & Max)
3. Chuck Norris
4. Abraham Lincoln
5. Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon (see Unforgotten Realms on the Escapist!)
6. That Guy From The Old Spice Commercials
 

Mr.Mattress

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Obvious Answer is Obvious:

Max from Sam and Max
Strong Bad from Homestar Runner
Heavy Weapons Guy from Team Fortress 2
Tycho from Penny Arcade
Charlie from Charlie the Unicorn
Yatzee from Zero Punctuation (Stick Figure Form)