Who would you like to see in a fight.

[Dango]

Rock, paper and scissors.
Just to see what is the ultimate choice.

[sub]It's obviously rock, and anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead[/sub]

I dunnoo... I mean Rock is pretty inanimate. So is Scissors. But Paper flys around in the wind. So it could give old rock a good slapping before being blown away completely. Rock and Scissors would just sit agasp at Papers audacity.

That and no one actually specifies the amount of paper. It could be like an entire tree's worth of paper. And it just sits there laughing menacingly.

True story.

To look even deeper into it, what is their motivation? As we all know, will is a key factor to every aspect of the human/wooden/stone/paper being, and could quickly turn the tide in battle.
For a practical example, rocks need something to put them in motion, they cannot move by themselves, as already pointed out by dathwampeer and your kindergarten teacher, so rock would need something to get it going. What is that? Is this a battle to the death? Or has Paper and Scissors kidnapped rocks family and are holding them hostage?

These are all factors that are needed to be taken into consideration.

Too look even deeper into it, you need to know what terrain and in what location they'll be fighting in. A rock rolling down a hill could easily hit another rock and and lose automatically. If it rains, then the rock will have an easier time breaking through paper. And if it's very very cold, the scissors could freeze and not be able to close.

And also, what is the shape of the rock and how big is it? Is it a pebble, or is it a huge boulder? The same can be asked for the paper and scissors.

 

[CaptainAverage]

Kakarot (Goku) vs. Superman. Nuff said.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Simon Belmont vs Edward Cullen. Send that abomination to the depths of hell, Simon!

Kratos vs War. God of War vs War iself, we can put the legal technicalities to rest!

Megas XLR and any two Gundams vs Voltron, the Megazord and Dragonzord vs all three incarnations of MechaGodzilla. Admit it; you toaly want to see that

Monkey D. Luffy vs Mister Fantastic. Odds are this would end in a funny, yet awkward way.

The Cyborg Ninja Pirate vs The Alien Vampire Cowboy. This fight will be the end of EVERYTHING!

Captain Falcon vs Chuck Norris. When the Falcon Punch and Roundhouse Kick collide, the uiverasl equation will divide by 0. And it will be f***ing AWESOME!

Marvel vs Capcom. Oh wait... (YES!)

and so many more, only on Omega Entertainment! Order now on PPV!

 

[DonMartin]

Rock, paper and scissors.
Just to see what is the ultimate choice.

[sub]It's obviously rock, and anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead[/sub]

I dunnoo... I mean Rock is pretty inanimate. So is Scissors. But Paper flys around in the wind. So it could give old rock a good slapping before being blown away completely. Rock and Scissors would just sit agasp at Papers audacity.

That and no one actually specifies the amount of paper. It could be like an entire tree's worth of paper. And it just sits there laughing menacingly.

True story.

To look even deeper into it, what is their motivation? As we all know, will is a key factor to every aspect of the human/wooden/stone/paper being, and could quickly turn the tide in battle.
For a practical example, rocks need something to put them in motion, they cannot move by themselves, as already pointed out by dathwampeer and your kindergarten teacher, so rock would need something to get it going. What is that? Is this a battle to the death? Or has Paper and Scissors kidnapped rocks family and are holding them hostage?

These are all factors that are needed to be taken into consideration.

Too look even deeper into it, you need to know what terrain and in what location they'll be fighting in. A rock rolling down a hill could easily hit another rock and and lose automatically. If it rains, then the rock will have an easier time breaking through paper. And if it's very very cold, the scissors could freeze and not be able to close.

And also, what is the shape of the rock and how big is it? Is it a pebble, or is it a huge boulder? The same can be asked for the paper and scissors.

...And to go even deeperer, we, as humans, might have misunderstood the whole dispute completely.
http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF113-Shotgun.jpg
...Are the debated trio just named after personality traits? Big, hard, strong VS Light, flexible, fast VS Sharp, straight-to-the-point cutlery? If so, then what are they, really?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Chuck Norris vs Mr. T

The world would end, because it could never hope to contain that much awesome.

 

[Dango]

Rock, paper and scissors.
Just to see what is the ultimate choice.

[sub]It's obviously rock, and anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead[/sub]

I dunnoo... I mean Rock is pretty inanimate. So is Scissors. But Paper flys around in the wind. So it could give old rock a good slapping before being blown away completely. Rock and Scissors would just sit agasp at Papers audacity.

That and no one actually specifies the amount of paper. It could be like an entire tree's worth of paper. And it just sits there laughing menacingly.

True story.

To look even deeper into it, what is their motivation? As we all know, will is a key factor to every aspect of the human/wooden/stone/paper being, and could quickly turn the tide in battle.
For a practical example, rocks need something to put them in motion, they cannot move by themselves, as already pointed out by dathwampeer and your kindergarten teacher, so rock would need something to get it going. What is that? Is this a battle to the death? Or has Paper and Scissors kidnapped rocks family and are holding them hostage?

These are all factors that are needed to be taken into consideration.

Too look even deeper into it, you need to know what terrain and in what location they'll be fighting in. A rock rolling down a hill could easily hit another rock and and lose automatically. If it rains, then the rock will have an easier time breaking through paper. And if it's very very cold, the scissors could freeze and not be able to close.

And also, what is the shape of the rock and how big is it? Is it a pebble, or is it a huge boulder? The same can be asked for the paper and scissors.

...And to go even deeperer, we, as humans, might have misunderstood the whole dispute completely.
http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF113-Shotgun.jpg
...Are the debated trio just named after personality traits? Big, hard, strong VS Light, flexible, fast VS Sharp, straight-to-the-point cutlery? If so, then what are they, really?

What does that make the player who uses them?

 

[DonMartin]

Rock, paper and scissors.
Just to see what is the ultimate choice.

[sub]It's obviously rock, and anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead[/sub]

I dunnoo... I mean Rock is pretty inanimate. So is Scissors. But Paper flys around in the wind. So it could give old rock a good slapping before being blown away completely. Rock and Scissors would just sit agasp at Papers audacity.

That and no one actually specifies the amount of paper. It could be like an entire tree's worth of paper. And it just sits there laughing menacingly.

True story.

To look even deeper into it, what is their motivation? As we all know, will is a key factor to every aspect of the human/wooden/stone/paper being, and could quickly turn the tide in battle.
For a practical example, rocks need something to put them in motion, they cannot move by themselves, as already pointed out by dathwampeer and your kindergarten teacher, so rock would need something to get it going. What is that? Is this a battle to the death? Or has Paper and Scissors kidnapped rocks family and are holding them hostage?

These are all factors that are needed to be taken into consideration.

Too look even deeper into it, you need to know what terrain and in what location they'll be fighting in. A rock rolling down a hill could easily hit another rock and and lose automatically. If it rains, then the rock will have an easier time breaking through paper. And if it's very very cold, the scissors could freeze and not be able to close.

And also, what is the shape of the rock and how big is it? Is it a pebble, or is it a huge boulder? The same can be asked for the paper and scissors.

...And to go even deeperer, we, as humans, might have misunderstood the whole dispute completely.
http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF113-Shotgun.jpg
...Are the debated trio just named after personality traits? Big, hard, strong VS Light, flexible, fast VS Sharp, straight-to-the-point cutlery? If so, then what are they, really?

What does that make the player who uses them?

Evil? Someone who makes people fight for their life, just so the puppeteer may make a simple decision? People die for other people's inability to solve conflicts or to make decisions... Things we constantly hear in the news!

 

[Grimlock Fett]

Uzimaki Naruto vs Kurosaki Ichigo

Because there's a lack of manga based cross over fights in this topic thus far!

Also Boba Fett vs dog the bounty hunter (for lulz)

Elvis vs Kurt Cobain

and the person above this posts dad vs the person below this posts dad! Classic playground stuff!

oooh and the beetles vs the monkies!

 

[WilchBorisRyan]

Gordan Freeman vs. Morgan Freeman. Awwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhh.

Alternatively, John Marston vs Jack Marston. That might be interesting, though I'd undoubtably be voting for John. I would be disappoint if he lost.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[bloodshed113094]

God vs. Satan... duh, ultimate showdown between good and evil!

We already saw that, and God won so Satan's sitting a pile of his own Fuck up.

 

[Rylot]

The entire casts of all those "New Jersey" shows that keep popping every time I turn around in battle royal. Not because I'd like to see it, it's just the fewer of them there are the better off humanity would be.

 

[interspark]

wow, me and a friend of mine used to think of these non stop at school!

hmmmm, godzilla vs chuck norris and lara croft for an epic duel

godzilla vs the tweenies for satisfaction and amusement

or, while im fantasising the death of childrens characters, the cast of every character on every show thats ever been on ceebeebies mentally enslaved to kill everything he/she/it sees, MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! then id broadcast it to little children all over the world, god im so evil!!

 

[interspark]

God vs. Satan... duh, ultimate showdown between good and evil!

wow, you probably just stumbled upon the meaning of life! the universe was created to put some distance between heaven and hell so that god and the devil didnt destroy existance in an epic duel!!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

 

[Thrashgrinder]

Snake vs Sam Fisher anybody? but not solid snake, Big Boss.

 

[interspark]

Rock, paper and scissors.
Just to see what is the ultimate choice.

[sub]It's obviously rock, and anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead[/sub]

I dunnoo... I mean Rock is pretty inanimate. So is Scissors. But Paper flys around in the wind. So it could give old rock a good slapping before being blown away completely. Rock and Scissors would just sit agasp at Papers audacity.

That and no one actually specifies the amount of paper. It could be like an entire tree's worth of paper. And it just sits there laughing menacingly.

True story.

To look even deeper into it, what is their motivation? As we all know, will is a key factor to every aspect of the human/wooden/stone/paper being, and could quickly turn the tide in battle.
For a practical example, rocks need something to put them in motion, they cannot move by themselves, as already pointed out by dathwampeer and your kindergarten teacher, so rock would need something to get it going. What is that? Is this a battle to the death? Or has Paper and Scissors kidnapped rocks family and are holding them hostage?

These are all factors that are needed to be taken into consideration.

Too look even deeper into it, you need to know what terrain and in what location they'll be fighting in. A rock rolling down a hill could easily hit another rock and and lose automatically. If it rains, then the rock will have an easier time breaking through paper. And if it's very very cold, the scissors could freeze and not be able to close.

And also, what is the shape of the rock and how big is it? Is it a pebble, or is it a huge boulder? The same can be asked for the paper and scissors.

...And to go even deeperer, we, as humans, might have misunderstood the whole dispute completely.
http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF113-Shotgun.jpg
...Are the debated trio just named after personality traits? Big, hard, strong VS Light, flexible, fast VS Sharp, straight-to-the-point cutlery? If so, then what are they, really?

im gonna have to cut in here and say that i agree with thenamelessguy, the answer is definately rock, we already know it beats scissors and, to quote a facebook page, "paper beats rock? well you stand there and hold up a sheet of paper and i'll throw a rock at you and we'll see what happens"

 

[Devil's Due]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from FMJ vs Clint Eastwood.

Sergeant would win, always. He'd just look at Clint and Clint would break down into tears of his days in Vietnam. (Still love you, Clint!)

Adam Sesler and Morgan Web from X-play always pretend duking it out, but I'd love to see who'd actually win in a real fight. I bet on Sesler.