Who Would You Punch In The Face?

[Broady Brio]

Any of these bastards.

Music-wise
Skrillex -

Spoiler: I think this sums up what I hear from him pretty well.

Deadmau5 - I think it's the hat.
Justin Bieber - 'Nuff said.
David Guetta - For releasing stuff with the exact rhythm and tempo.

Spoiler: I shit you not.

Just seriously, the first 10 seconds of each sound identical!

Will.i.am - Releasing the atrocity that requests that "We can go hard or we can go home."
Pitbull - Rhyming "Kodak" with "Kodak".

And just in general
Any person belonging the Westboro Baptist Chruch. - Again, 'nuff said.
This guy in my Business Studies class. - His attempts to humour the teacher hurt my tiny, little brain.

 

[Shock and Awe]

I was just thinking about a long list, but seeing as Rick Santorum is currently very close to the top of my "fucking twat" list I'll go with him.

-PS, I do not now, nor will I ever have any desire to cause harm to any US president current, former, or possible future. Just in case anyone cares.....<_<

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Tameem Antoniades

and if you have to ask why I'll punch you in the face

No need to ask why.

However, I'd much rather deck the guy at Capcom who had the final say on him and his studio being hired.

 

[The Night Angel]

I'd punch the pope Ezio style!!! No seriously though, I'd love to hit the pope, or any of the annoying people who ring on my doorbell at 8am to 'convert the heathens'

The Pope shows up on your doorstep to attempt to convert you? Damn.

On topic: The entirety of the GOP. Fuck those guys.

I said OR any.... but hey, I'm sure he will at some stage, what with me being the biggest heathen around Also, I would punch 50 cent for being a sell out

 

[SovietSecrets]

Co-workers boyfriend. Dude believes in wiping out the Jewish people (I am Jewish) and just does insanely dick things. If I could get one punch in it would make me so happy.

 

[sorpaqq]

The people who made Superman 64.

 

[Whitbane]

I'd punch past me in the face. That bastard made me the lazy procrastinator I am today.

 

[De Bureau]

anyone who says they have "lost faith in humantiy"

but inparticular a 19 year old unemployed..slef proclaimed "troll" (on a news site) who said that very thing

the fact that that peice of shit has the audacity to judge the rest of us...when he wont stop and look in a mirror

him I would punch many times...

Hear Hear! A gentleman and a scholar! I concur! We may know a similar person...


Captcha: Labour of Love

 

[Mafoobula]

Apologies for the incoming caps, but JESUS CHRIST IT ONLY GOT CHANGED ON ITUNES I DON'T EVEN WATCH THE DAMN SHOW AND I KNOW THIS STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAHEUGLAUHEBFEKNFLEKU

OT: Skrillex. Fuck him and his "music." Sounds like a damn cat getting raped.

What he said. Both parts.

Yes, Derpy is enormously loved by the whole brony fandom, but seriously, we/they need to settle the hell down.

I guess I just don't "get" dubstep, because it sounds like garbage to me. Ungodly, unholy, terrible, horrible, fetid, so-smelly-you-can-see-the-stink-lines garbage.
This is one rare case where I genuinely hate the product more than the fanbase. I would never truly begrudge a person their musical tastes, as long as they're having a good time. I just wish dubstep, as a genre - and having to give it its own category next to metal, jazz, etc., is just painful - had never been invented.
Furthermore, Skrillex himself puts the absolute minimum effort into his... it isn't music, and calling it "work" would imply that it took some effort.

Incidentally, there's a very particular sergeant in my platoon whom I would very, very much like to uppercut. Myself, and a dozen other soldiers. I can't go into detail about him, but, well, he's a tool. A very, very annoying tool.