Who would you Punch in the Face
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John Moore and Mark Wahlberg for destroying my hopes for a decent adaptation of Max Payne.
But then again, it was a game to movie crossover..
Nope! I'd really like to punch them both!
But then again, it was a game to movie crossover..
Nope! I'd really like to punch them both!
Go back in time to when I was about 14 and hit myself. I thought science was more important than the humanities and I passed up the opportunity to do drama and stuff like that, and ended up doing A levels in biology, maths, further maths, chemistry and history. Only history was tolerable. I would clock myself right in the face, just after I had just said "What's the use of drama in later life?" and tell myself to stop being such a dumbfuck.
Wow, I'm surprised this hasn't been said at least once. Very well then. I would punch...
GEORGE DUBYA BUSH
...in the face as hard as possible, preferrably into a wall for double-impact.
And then, after my victory rant while standing firmly on his crotch, I would drag him off and lock 'im in a room full of little baggies of pretzels, and leave him to his own devices.
GEORGE DUBYA BUSH
...in the face as hard as possible, preferrably into a wall for double-impact.
And then, after my victory rant while standing firmly on his crotch, I would drag him off and lock 'im in a room full of little baggies of pretzels, and leave him to his own devices.
Alright, but I choose Joseph Lister, inventor of the carbolic acid spray which helped to sterilse surgical proceedures in the 1800's and unfortunately, the name behind Listerine. That's what he needs the playful tap for, getting himself associated with that after being so awesome with his spray!stinkychops said:
*slow clap* Bravo, brilliant...really.
Now OT I'm assuming its a quick teleport, punch, leave sequence, correct? In that case give me the census of the population of Japan, I would pick a random name, preferably in Tokyo or some other crowded city, punch em in the middle of the day and leave them incredibly confused and with a nice story to tell when they get home.
Til Next Time,
Peace,War,Love,Hate,Chaos,and Greed
-Unstoppable Wall
Now OT I'm assuming its a quick teleport, punch, leave sequence, correct? In that case give me the census of the population of Japan, I would pick a random name, preferably in Tokyo or some other crowded city, punch em in the middle of the day and leave them incredibly confused and with a nice story to tell when they get home.
Til Next Time,
Peace,War,Love,Hate,Chaos,and Greed
-Unstoppable Wall
If they don't have to be real, Dr. Magnesson from Half Life 2 Ep 2.
If they do have to be real, then Bill O'Reilly (that guy is a dick).
If they do have to be real, then Bill O'Reilly (that guy is a dick).
Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, whoever's the idiot that is still promoting bipartisenship in the White House, John Bohner, John Bolton, Michelle Bachman, and pretty anyone who seems to be crazy enough that you have to say "really?" to everything that they say.
I'd say Rush Limbaugh, but i don't want to physically touch him...
I'd say Rush Limbaugh, but i don't want to physically touch him...
My list of people I would punch in the face...
1.) The Jonas brothers. (all 3)
2.) Hannah Montana
3.) Evrybody who was in a disney film after HM showed up
4.) Juan Malta (Uhh, can I get brass knuckles first?)
5.) Barrack Obama
6.) Who ever nominatted #5 for the nobel peace prize
7.) Steve-O (basterd never gave me my coke back, LOL JK)
8.) Bill Clinton
9.) Racist white folk
10.) Gangsters
Number four is a personal grudge against that ass in half my classes.
Number seven is just a joke.
1.) The Jonas brothers. (all 3)
2.) Hannah Montana
3.) Evrybody who was in a disney film after HM showed up
4.) Juan Malta (Uhh, can I get brass knuckles first?)
5.) Barrack Obama
6.) Who ever nominatted #5 for the nobel peace prize
7.) Steve-O (basterd never gave me my coke back, LOL JK)
8.) Bill Clinton
9.) Racist white folk
10.) Gangsters
Number four is a personal grudge against that ass in half my classes.
Number seven is just a joke.
hitler, zac efron, chris brown, oasis, "chuck norris" joke creator (because they're getting old where i'm from, it's all "oh, chuck norris can do this better than you. and this and that and this and that"), alfred e. neuman, nixon, pillsbury dough boy