Who would you switch sexual orientation for?

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Well, I like most of the genders anyway, but if by "switch" you mean "turn opposite", then I could try thinking of someone who would turn me asexual. First person to come to mind would be this morbidly obese woman in her fifties that I know at my work. In the wrong state of dress, she'd be enough to put me off sex for a good few weeks, if not months.

seydaman said:
Arisato-kun said:
Someone was bound to say it. Bridget.

who? and that looks like a girl..unless your a girl
Congratulations, and welcome to the world of traps. Your sexual orientation will never be safe again.

george144 said:
John Barrowman he's like sexyiness incarnate
Y'know, I'd agree with you, but then I saw him presenting some other stuff. He seems so... Annoying, somehow. He's hot, but there's something about him that makes me want to punch him in the face.
 

PartyMonkey

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Anyone with a pulse...Okay some people may find this weird but Beth Ditto (from Gossip) I like strong confident people WHO AREN'T TWATS!
 

Byere

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Glad to say, I'm bi, so I don't need to switch orientation... I have the best of both worlds already ;)
 

Pillypill

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Shane Dawson!


No just kidding - i dont think i COULD change my sexuality, and that's probobly not a good thing.
 

RanD00M

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I would say Paul Grey.why?.i don´t know but i have to pick someone from SlipKnot.
 

magnuslion

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nobody, and not out of a snse of homophobia or defending my manhood, but because women are amazing in every way and I would never give them up.
 

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TheAmazingTGIF said:
I would go for Steve, you know that one guy...
The guy who has a shoulder deformation and needs to fix his roof? that Steve?
 

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bodyklok said:
No one, except maybe a clone myself. Even then it's pretty iffy.
Or yourself from the future after you get a sex change?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E2%80%94All_You_Zombies%E2%80%94
 

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Sevre90210 said:
A recent IRC conversation/skorgy influenced this. You are not allowed to say David Hasselhoff or NewClassic as we all would.

Personally it'll have to be Johnny Depp if I couldn't have either of the above. What about you?
For the Sexy I'd go with Depp.

For the Smart I'd go with Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

For the Guiness Record as first Man of the US I'd go with Obama right now.