Who would you switch sexual orientation for?

[leviathanmisha]

I would go lesbian for Haruhi Fujioka from OHSHC and Yuuki Cross from Vampire Knight. IRL girls though...my friend Emma.

 

[Fronken]

Im gay for Richard Dean Anderson, im totally straight yet his voice makes me feel warm and safe, especially in the monologues to MacGyver, i dont know why, but i would so marry him if i had the chance....though we're both straight, and he's alot older...and from another country, and famous...and already married...


Okey nvm, i can dream can't i??

 

[Instant K4rma]

Orlando Bloom. Thats just a beautiful man right there. I wouldnt feel too bad about it either; he kinda looks like a girl.

 

[Muffinthraka]

A recent IRC conversation/skorgy influenced this. You are not allowed to say David Hasselhoff or NewClassic as we all would.

Personally it'll have to be Johnny Depp if I couldn't have either of the above. What about you?

Definetly Johnny Depp especially in PotC, Captain Jack Sparrow can shiver my timbers anyday.
Christopher Eccleston.

 

[Mekado]

Jean Dujardin

I'm pitching though, i'm not catching...

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Sean Connery. Because... Sean Connery.

 

[Grayjack]

Someone was bound to say it. Bridget.

Spoiler

That's a guy? Cause if it is, him.

 

[LopezMeister]

Rivers Cuomo. Most people assume I'm gay anyway.

 

[mooncalf]

"The grass is always greener on the other side."

 

[Kuchinawa212]

EDIT

Spoiler

And I won't say no to Chuck Norris...

 

[littlealex90]

Joshua Homme of Queens of the Stone Age.

Honestly, that guy is amazing. I'd do it, just to say that I had.

 

[Insanum]

Matt bellamy. Muse lead. Thats all.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Ironically, Ruby Rose of MTV fame. She's quite the looker.

 

[Zand88]

What is NewClassic?

 

[TheAmazingTGIF]

I would go for Steve, you know that one guy...

The guy who has a shoulder deformation and needs to fix his roof? that Steve?

No, the one next door to that Steve.

 

[nick_knack]

Nobody.

I've got no problem with gays, but what can I say, I don't like dicks.

 

[IsvinityeComrade]

Well, since I'm bisexual, I don't have to switch anything.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Probably no one.

<- Catholic

 

[Kaisharga]

What happens if we're bi?

Also, I have several reasons for my choice, in a list of rules.

The first rule is you do not talk about *%@#ing Brad Pitt.
The second rule is you do. Not. Talk. About. *%@#ing Brad Pitt.
Third rule. No shirt, no ties, no watches, no rings.
If someone taps out, yells "stop," or goes limp, the *%@# is over.
And lastly, if this is your first night, you *%@# first.