Who would you want to narrate your life?

[fatmrbunko]

a mute so that i wouldnt hear the same voice every minute of my life

 

[WorldCritic]

Who else but Ron Pearlman? Also I would like some badass song play whenever I walk into a room, but that's just me.

 

[King Toasty]

River Song from Doctor Who. Damn, even that lady's voice is sexy.

 

[Sarahcidal]

Hands down, H Jon Benjamin

The mans voice is so bloody amazing... I'm pretty sure he would just have so whisper a "Hello" in my general direction and my clothes would suddenly transform into an edible bikini and anything I had in hand would transform into beer and sandwiches.

 

[Tea_bird]

David Attenborough. Who else?

 

[Pirakahunter788]

Liam Neeson, Jason Statham, or Stephen Fry.
Epicness awaits!

 

[Fiad]

David Tennant, I could listen to his voice forever.

 

[Pyroguekenesis]

Snake from Metal Gear Solid I guess, or my DP.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Keith David would be awesome, like the bit that he narrates at the beginning of Princess Mononoke.

 

[Josue Rodriguez]

Elen Muth from Dead Like Me! cynical dialogue everywhere!

 

[CheckD3]

Dwight Schrute

Fact: My choice is the most logical one, as with him as my narrator, I know I'm protected for bears, with a narrator who's speed is between a snake and a mongoose.

 

[breadsammich]

Eddie Izzard without a script.

 

[thelonewolf266]

Anyone who wouldn't chose Morgan Freeman or Stephen Fry is insane.

 

[Can't CatchMe Coyote]

Anthony Hopkins. Legend.

 

[Not George Carlin]

Yahtzee Fucking Croshaw.

 

[Wiiiiiiilliam]

Liam Neeson, or Jim Dale.

 

[Illithidae]

"Myself"
...
Not like I don't already do that constantly anyway.

 

[Agarth]

Captain Bacard. Yes I do mean the character Captain Bacard.

Edit: Actually I'll have him do the opening cut-scene. After that it will be me. (And then Jack Black when I get bored enough)

 

[Murahk]

I could instantly tell that Morgan Freeman would feature heavily. XD

I would want Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson, Hugo Weaving, Will Smith or Patrick Warburton. =3

EDIT: How could I forget David Attenborough?!