Who would you want to narrate your life?

[Nouw]

Samuel L. Jackson.

He would make my dull life much more interesting with a good dose of '************.'

 

[Thundero13]

Stephen Fry of course

 

[Lenin211]

Stephen Fry, for obvious reasons.

 

[Panorama]

Stephen Fry, for obvious reasons.

good glad i didn't have to search to find this, saves me a job
thank you

 

[Zantos]

If I wanted to spend the rest of my life incredibly aroused then Karen Gillan. Such a sexy accent.

However a more sensible answer would probably be Sir Ian McKellen. Then no matter what I was doing it would sound awesome.

(For British people who watch too much TV) Or how about More Than Freeman? Yeah, that'd be cool.

EDIT: Fuck it. It has to be Peter Serafinowicz using his Duane Benzie voice.

 

[cleric of the order]

Orson Wells, if it ha to be living Morgan Freeman also

I want either GLaDOS...

that is an bloody brillant idea while we're at it why not Cave johnson in fact why not get of them to narrate all at the same time. actully that would be a little to epic for my everyday life.

 

[Teh Ty]

Seth Killian, capcom director and Street Fighter player. He has a gdlk voice.

 

[Hotshots]

Stephan Merchant, Karl Pilkington and Ricky Gervais. Fans of their podcast/audiobooks will know why.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Jack Dee has the voice and acerbic tone of the most surly **** to ever walk the planet and I think he'd be the perfect person to echoe my thoughts.

 

[Purplecoyote]

Jeremy Irons, definitely.

 

[ThisIsSnake]

Either Patrick Stewart (since I live like a mile away from Mirfield)

or Eric Idle.

 

[LemonFury]

I'd like to try Michael Ironside. Maybe Stephen Fry. Oh, also that chick that does the voice of VV in Bloodlines!

 

[Sunrider]

George Carlin! What better way to make something standard and normal seem hilarious?

 

[Jodah]

Bobcat Goldtwaith (spelling?) or a narrative song by Björk

What you did there...I see it.

OT: Is there seriously an answer besides Morgan Freeman?

 

[Nate Corran]

Eric Idle. End of story.

 

[Biodeamon]

max payne:
"the blood-red cheeries on my bannana split stared up at me like the dead eyes of a corpse. then suddenly hell frove over in my mind, i had an ice cream headache."

either that or H.P. Lovecraft to narrate my slow descent into madness...yesterday i woke with the wriggling head of terrorist, which later turned out to be a hairbrush...i haven't even BEEN to iraq...

 

[Ramzal]

Orson Wells. Namely since I once did buy a rich, full bodied wine for a dollar. And oddly enough, when I went on holiday it did mysterious disappear. >_> (An imaginary cookie to whoever knows that reference.)

 

[kickyourass]

Hmm, so many epic voices, to start with there's Christopher Lee, who's voice is such that he could read Dr Seuss and make it sound like a litany of evil from the darkest depths of Hell.
There's also John Cleese, Liam Neeson, and Stephen Fry who all have the exact opposite effect. Really any of those 4 would suit me just fine.

 

[Mj0ln1r]

Christopher Lee

 

[Drops a Sweet Katana]

David Attenborough. Aw yeah!