Who would you want to read you a bedtime story?

[wall5970]

James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, Jeremy Irons. All of those are really goddamn obvious, though.

My bottom three are Gilbert Gottfried, Otacon from MGS, and Fran Drescher.

 

[ThatTallGuy]

Sean Connery, Morgan Freeman, or Albert Sharpe (Look him up.)

 

[stubbmann]

Morgan Freeman or Stephen Fry

Bah, Ninja'd. Wait, I can put some sort of spin on it... AHA! Morgan Freeman AND Stephen Fry, simultaneously.

 

[Whitenight2008]

Morgan Freeman, no dought!, Runner up is William Shatner, cause I can't leave a Patrick Stewart bud unopposed!

 

[ghstman]

Anyone but Paulie Shore. Though if I had my pick (and I couldn't pick someone already mentioned) I'd pick Frank Sinatra or Johnny Cash.

Edit: Or Humphrey Bogart

 

[Need MOAR APPLES]

Liam Neeson. His voice is just so soothing

Oh god yes. That man's voice calms me down. While playing Fallout 3 I would be very evil but, the second I heard his voice I was instantly turned into a little girl and doing nice things.

 

[JeanLuc761]

Liam Neeson
Patrick Stewart
Stephen Fry
Robin Williams (improv!)
Liz Sroka
Ian McKellen
Simon Pegg
John DiMaggio
Nolan North

Any of those fine people would suit be dandy.

 

[Caligulove]

Patrick Stewart (see avatar)
(or Carl Sagan if it was a scientific story)

or if a woman:
Morena Baccarin

 

[Aerodyamic]

Milla Jovovich.

 

[Double A]

Sergeant Avery Johnson. He's just awesome.

Yeah that would be great. I would post an example, but I'm not awesome enough.

 

[Flight]

Keith David.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Christopher Walken, please.

"The cat. The cat in the hat, he came back. Why? Why did he come back? I would like to know the answer as to why the cat in the hat came back."

 

[Azaradel]

Patrick Stewart or possibly Doug Bradley

 

[TheLoneSeeker]

I'd take Karen Gillan.
Oh, and I'd ask for a "story" with a happy ending.

 

[Steeveeo]

Edgar Allen Poe

Should make for an interesting time falling asleep.

 

[KurtzGallahad]

Felicia day(I love her voiceit's so musical) morgan freeman, james earl jones, Yahtzee, me from the future You get the idea

 

[Sir Kemper]

Morgan Freeman, Kenny Logins, or that guy who did the opening voice crawl in Fallout 3.