Who would you work for if you were a minion?

[Dart DeathClaw]

-Chronos
-Father from Fullmetal Alchemist
-The Buggers from Ender's Game
-God or Satan. Either work, really

Good lord, someone else has read Ender's Game? THAT'S AMAZING!

aside from my shock, I agree with working for The Overlord just because I get to rampage, pillage, loot, kill, etc and when I fall I could be revived and if I pleased the overlord he might trade some souls to bring me back!

 

[Hristo Petrov]

Dr. Insano if he's hiring

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Organization XIII.
At least I'd look cool!
And be a boss!

 

[Avelestar]

If I was a minion I wouldn't have any choice now would I? First big bad dude who says "Hey you! Shovel this shit for me!" whilst holding a rather large gun or charging a fireball is gonna be it.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

If I were a minion, I'd work for MaxTheReaper, obviously.
If only to see the look on other people's faces.
I wonder what the uniform is like...

 

[DSK-]

Hmmm probably...

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Otherwise it would be Sakata Gintoki. I love that guy to bits.

 

[Serioli]

Majestic 12. Or maybe I already do....

 

[JoshGod]

Darth Vader!!!

wouldn't you die quickly?

OT
if i was a minion for god would that make me an angel? Hmm now i think about it that would be boring.. ill go for satan then.

 

[Queen Michael]

Il Palazzo! Yay! Go Il Palazzo! Il Palazzo über alles! No, not the trap dooooooo...

 

[Argtee]

The Joker...
No, wait, I'd probably be killed by Batman.

The Enclave...
Wait, I'd probably be killed by some guy that just came out of a vault...or something.


Why do the cool villains always have to be bested by someone!?

I don't care, I'd still like to be one of the Joker's Minions.
It would be fun while it lasted.

Batman doesnt kill.

Ok, then I'd be beaten by Batman, then the Joker would kill me for my failure?

[sub]Is that right?[/sub]

 

[Custard_Angel]

If I had to choose an evil organisation I'm ashamed to say I'd probably choose the Nazi's i.e. Hitler.

I'm very aware of the HUGE amount of evil behind the Nazi's, and the whole "real vs. fake" thing going on, but the fact is that Hitler actually really cared about the people under his command. He referred to his soldiers as his boys and actually gave a shit about them.

No matter how bad I'd be looked down upon for the rest of history, I'd at least be taken care of.

 

[Antitonic]

I would legally change my name to Steve...

Quick, someone guess who I'd work for!

Well, Binky Boy, you'd be rubbing elbows with some of the greats, to be sure - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Steve Martin, Steve McQueen, Steve Irwin, Steve Tyler, AND MANY MORE!

 

[Diddy_Mao]

Kneejerk reaction would have me throwing in my lot with The Joker, but let's face it that's a one way ticket to a Bat related collarbone fracture at best and being fed to Hyenas at the worst.

so with that in mind I'm going with The Mighty Monarch.
He clearly doesn't have much of a quality control program in place for his Henchmen, they all dress alike so it's super easy to duck out when something dangerous does happen and his Arch Enemy isn't particularly threatening.

As long as I can keep from getting shanked by Kevin and Tim Tom I'm set for life.

 

[Skelebob124156]

Well basically anyone who gave me cool armour and let me bully people, until I stab them in the back and take all the power for myself hahahahaha they were a fool to trust me!

 

[dalek sec]

Dr. Drakken, while getting my ass kicked by a cheerleader isn't much fun, you at least get great healthcare.

Yeah but he does yell alot at you and his head "minion" has a frakking hair trigger temper problem.

The Emperor from WH40K. I believe I win.

Have fun fighting and dying for a corpse then dude.

Grandfather Nurgle. His blessings are many.

Im pretty good with slaanesh thank you very much. As many demonettes as one can fit in a van stuffed with coke and fueled with wine.

Now this is the way to go! Granted yes you'll be doing horrible unspeakable things in the name of pleasure and perfection but atleast you'll be enjoying yourself. Noise Marines all the way baby!

 

[dalek sec]

I would work for her

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Seriously who wouldn't work for her?

It's very tempting but I just don't trust the woman, pretty sure she'd throw my ass under the bus to keep from going to jail.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

The Announcer from Team Fortress 2.
Just give me the bottle of scrumpy, a grenade launcher and selatape a smiley face to my balls!. Wait, I'm not black....
Probably be The Spy (even though I'm not French)

 

[Atmos Duality]

Lofwyr; President and CEO of Saeder-Kruppe, for life.

Or Damien Knight (Tony Stark) if we're going for the "good guy".

 

[Dapper Ninja]

I'd work as a freelance Batman villain henchman. I'd probably want to avoid guys like The Joker or Mr. Zsasz, though. Maybe I'd work for Black Mask. He's a pretty nice guy and he seems to appreciate a helping hand.

I am thinking Two-Face. Think about it, He might be crazy, but that other half is still Harvey Dent. I'm thinking I'm positioned somewhere in Gotham City GOvernment. I mean, crooked politicians usually have it pretty sweet. I'll be the comic book Rod Blagovich!

True, but you have to keep in mind that both halves still consider the coin to be the absolute law. Two-Face or Harvey even thinks about you doing anything wrong, and you've only got a 50/50 chance of living.

Black Mask, on the other hand, is the kind of guy who force feeds bits of someone's fiance's corpse to her because he wants to mess with her sister, but he still seems to genuinely value his henchmen and co-workers.