Who would your guardian angel be?

[wewontdie11]

I do think I've got two sometimes, my mates Dan and Dean. God bless them. They make correct choices for me when I'm in no state to do so myself.

Spoiler: Also Dante...

Although he really is more of a guardian demon.​

 

[Hookman]

Chernabog of course!

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[YourCreepyUncle]

My guardian angel would probably be any one of these five.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

Seriously, Audie Murphy was basically a Mini-Master Chief. He wasn't a whole lot over five feet tall, weighed only 110lbs and was laughed at for trying to join the Marines because he was so tiny.

But despite being a borderline midget who was infected with malaria for most of the war, and who was so unpromising in training that they tried to make him a cook, he's confirmed to have killed over 240 Nazis. Read about him in the link to Cracked.com. Not bad for a guy who has a name that's a little too close to "Audrey" for comfort.

Between him and Simo Hayha (also featured in that link), I'd be nigh-on invincible. Simo Hayha (aka The White Death) fought with the Finnish Resistance against the Soviet invasion, killing a confirmed SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY soldiers.

With an old hunting rifle, on iron sights. At forty degrees Celsius below zero. Really.

Did I mention he was shot in the face with a hollowpoint sniper's round, but stayed conscious long enough to return fire, kill his enemy and then pass into a coma? Well he did. And he woke up on the day the war ended.

So yeah, those would be the two best guardian angels EVER.

 

[General Ken8]

Serj Tankian!
He's not dead, but whenever i need to listen to a good song he would be there
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/5/6/8/1/17041865-17041868-slarge.jpg

 

[K_Dub]

Morgan Freeman's voice. I'd know that everything would work out just fine.

Oh, even better! Morgan Freeman's voice manifesting itself as the squirrel from Apple Geeks. Fun times.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

I can't decide... this is way to hard. I'm making a list. I would be pleased with any of the following:

The Mysterious Stranger - Fallout 3
Serj Tankian - System of a Down
Goku or Vegeta - Dragonball Z
Jack Black
Dom Santiago - Gears of War

 

[The_ModeRazor]

The Mysterious Stranger of course. He's mysterious.
Oh, but it wouldn't be a guardian angel... it would be a friggin guardian angel ARMY.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Oh, yeah, speaking of myserious strangers,

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http://data-allocine.blogomaniac.fr/mdata/8/7/2/Z20060227190820273988278/img/pale_rider-steph.jpg

You shouldn't play with matches.

 

[Burst6]

If i had a guardian angel, it would be a sniper with very good accuracy and speed, and can see/shoot through walls. also with a death ray.

 

[charismatic_farva]

Richard Simmons.
Nothing evil would want to come near me.
(Though nothing good would want to either...)

 

[NinjaSkills]

Either Kenshin, Deadpool, or Dante

 

[Timewave Zero]

Christopher Walken from the Prophecy Movies. Can anyone say half-dead minions?

Ooh, that's a good one.
Christopher Walken is bad-ass...

But mine would have to The King in Yellow.
Yellow, I shall tell you, is not the coour of happiness or joy.
Yellow is the colour of disease and insanity. I once heard of a series of tests done with blind people, in which they were placed in differnet coloured rooms. The ones in the blue rooms were iehter really calm or depressed, in ther ed rooms they got angry and in the yellow rooms they either started to vomit, feel nauseous or get violent.

The King in Yellow is a kick-ass trans-dimensional entity of insanity and disease! How about that, Christopher Walken!?

 

[TheSentinel]

Charon from Fallout 3. (pronounced KARE-on)

Not only would nothing touch me, but he's named after the guardian of hell. How is that not awesome?

 

[Zhalath]

Cecil Harvey from FF IV, augmented with Draw Attacks, Cover, and Counter.