Who you gonna call?

[Ren3004]

Simple game, really, just say who you would call to solve the problem posed by the user above you.

Your new house is haunted by ghosts! Who you gonna call?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Grandmutha!

 

[Ren3004]

You're supposed to post something for the next user to respond to.

Yahtzee is in town! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Um...I would call my friend to let him know that Yahtzee is in town.

An emo is crying in a corner. Who you gonna call?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

My girlfriend! *Sexy time*

I ate your shit. Who you gonna call?!

 

[Scde2]

My mommy.

There is a fly in my soup. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A toad!

The pizza parlour is out of mozzarella. Who you gonna call?

 

[MEEBO17]

....Batman?

There's a narwhal in your swimming pool! Who you gonna call?

 

[Goremocker]

Phillip J Fry

There is a bat in you pants!Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The health inspector!

/b/ is raiding the Escapist! Who you gonna call?

 

[elementsoul]

The moderators.

Your girlfriend dumped you for another girl. Who you gonna call?

 

[The Zango]

An internet savvy person to tell me what /b/ means

Red dead redemption is three days late! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone who can get you an advance copy.

You were FROZEN TODAY! Who you gonna call?

 

[Resurrectionist]

The Human Torch.

There's somethin' strange in bed with your wife.
Who ya' gonna call?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

The appropriate authorities so they can sort out the problem with a properly conducted investigation.

You have cancer! Who you gonna call?

 

[The Zango]

A clown, so now your last days will be full of laughter.

Shion's on another killing spree! Who you gonna call?

 

[Sliverwings]

EDIT: ninja'd

Kung Fu Bear, duh...

OMG, Zombies! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The CSI team. *cue song by The Who*

The telephone lines are dead! Who you gonna call?