Who you gonna call?

[Ren3004]

A hitman.

The hitman killed you instead! Who you gonna call?

 

[Cryptorus]

Dr. Orpheus.

You a necromancer brought you back from the dead, who ya gonna call?

(I am not saying you are a zombie, you are actually back and alive again.)

 

[Ren3004]

My family and friends.

There's no food in your house. Who you gonna call?

 

[Cryptorus]

The pizza delivery dude.

The stormtroopers are on strike and you don't know what do do, Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Generic Evil Army Enterprises.
[sub]Are you a wannabe Evil Overlord?
Do the big villains disrespect you?
Do superheroes mock your small army?

Call Generic Evil Army Enterprises today! We have a solution for YOU![/sub]

Your genetically modified super-soldiers decided to turn on you! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Solid Snake.

Oh noes! Rosie O'Donnell is on a rampage! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A nutritionist.

Run for your lives! There's a walrus causing mayhem all over the city! Who you gonna call?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

ME!
*Sets the walruses on fire*

Quick! Darth Vader is here! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Cryptorus]

Luke Skywalker.

Watch out! You're trapped on a ship with mutated dead things that killed all the crew and turned them into more of them, who ya gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Chuck Norris.

I need help. Who you gonna call?

 

[Mozza444]

999 or 911 or the equivalent in your country!

This guy won't stop posting in every single thread above me! (7th one now..)

Who ya gunna call?

 

[Scde2]

Um...The news.

I have CPD. Continuous Posting Disorder. Who you gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Bob.

Bob did nothing. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Tom of course.

Tom did everything. Who you gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

John.

John undid everything Tom did. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

No one, I really don't care.

Scde2 has taken over the Escapist! Who you gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Rex Dark. He has a death star.

A hat fell from the sky. Who you gonna call?

 

[Sassafrass]

The Hat Removal Team.

The Hat Removal Team is busy! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Rainboq]

Jean Valjean!

Obscure references are attacking! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Mythbusters!

When you're all along, you got the phone, you call?