Who you gonna call?

[Ren3004]

Captain Jack Sparrow.

He's out of town! Who you gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

The mayor.

He's just a figurehead. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Pyramid Head!

He's also a figure head (get it?)! Who you gonna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

Imhotep.

He's a tad bit dead. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A priest.


Your first exam is on Friday! Who you gonna call!?

 

[Scde2]

Mr. Procrastination!

Mr. Procrastination is making me study! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Mr. Laziness.


Mr. Laziness is sleeping! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Mr. Obvious.

Mr. Obvious is making me rage! Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

Belial.

Belial lied! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone to kill him.

Your house is being attacked by ninjas! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Pirates!

Pirates aren't better then ninjas! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

More ninjas.

The ninjas are out of control! Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

This guy...

Spoiler

He's killed everyone. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Batman.

Batman's crying about his parents. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

An emo!

I'm too busy! Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

This guy...

Spoiler

He's eaten the nurse with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

A census taker.

He's also eaten the census taker with some fava beans and a nice chianti! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

Um...Jodie Foster.

She married Hannibal Lector! Who you gonna call?

 

[not_the_dm]

The local bishop, to ask him why he allowed the marrage to take place.

Hannibal ate him. Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

The guy who tracked him down and killed him! Oh no, Hannibal has been necromaned by Sauron!

Who you gonna call?