Who you gonna call?

[Czargent Sane]

the other Czargents! because it is our duty to ward off violently out of control memes

the Czargents wont leave your house. they are eating your food and playing your Xbox! who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A Spess Muhreen. He'll clear them out.

You have just run out of popcorn. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Corn Man! The famous superhero.

Your house is now completely filled with popcorn. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

We can handle it.

Dr. House just had a stroke, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Dr. Cox!

Dr. Cox just had a breakdown, who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Fabius Bile

There's no equipment, who ya gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

Vodafone

Blizzard just shut down! Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

The suicide hotline.

There's no reason to live now since Blizzard is gone! Who you gonna call?

 

[The Free Wind]

Still probably the suicide hotline.

The phone's not working! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The phone repair comp- oh, wait.

You lost your imagination! Who you gonna call?

 

[KronosTalon]

My hot air baloon and sing the imagination song.

Ninjas at your door! who you gunna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Batman.

Batman found your drug stash. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Joker.

The Who have decided to disband, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Call them to say you WON'T GET FOOOOOOOLED AGAIN!

They filed a restraining order against you. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Ninjas, they can get me in close.
The world just achieved utter peace! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Your private army.

Your private army is busy picking flowers. Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

Sergeant Hartman to toughen 'em up!

Oh no, he's dead! Who you gonna call?

 

[BoosterGold]

Thor Norse God of thunder.

Odin has grounded him. Who ya gonna call?

 

[GodofDisaster]

No one, I'll just tell the giants it's time for Ragnarok. That should get Odin moving and since he has to help with the fight, Thor should follow.

Ragnarok has started. Who ya gonna call?

 

[BoosterGold]

Your Mom
How did I get her number anyway?