Who you gonna call?

[Xpwn3ntial]

Fuuko. She should be pleased.

Fuuko has had a relapse into her coma. Who you gonna call?

 

[Dango]

Nagisa.

Nagisa has a fever and has collapsed. Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Okazaki.

Okazaki is too busy brooding! Who you gonna call?

 

[Dango]

Sunohara.

Sunohara is too busy attempting to hit on girls. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Kyou.

Alex Mercer is back. Who you gonna call?

 

[Dango]

Someone who can tell me who Alex Mercer is.

Tail whip has no effect! Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A moose!

A moose has gotten shot! Who you gonna call?

 

[TheDoctor455]

No one! I don't give a shit.

Time-Lord Entanglements! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A buck.

I ate the buck. Who you gonna call?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

The loonie.

...I spent the loonie, who are you going to call?

 

[Scde2]

The loonie recovery bureau.

I want to fly, who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A trebuchet fabricator.

The peasants are revolting, who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The imperial army.

The imperial army is too busy fighting "criminal scum." Who you gonna call?

 

[MrJKapowey]

The Ankh Morpork night watch.

Someone's trying to assassinate Vetinari. Again.

EDIT: Oh yeah...

Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Some dude in a suit.

Some due in a suit got shot! Who you gonna call?

 

[MrJKapowey]

CORPSMAN! WE NEED A CORPSMAN! Not a Corpseman. Corpsman.

Obama can't pronounce Corpsman. Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The dumbass police.

Someone just insulted the prez! Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

My friend who loves Barack Obama!

You found a Heretic! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The Spanish Inquisition.

The Spanish Inquisition showed up with no warning. Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No on. You were not expecting it.

Monty Python is funny. Who you gonna call?