Who yould you want to narrate your life?

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Aaron Terrazas

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I'll go with Brandon Small. He does more than half of the voices on Metalocalypse and lets also say he worked on the soundtrack of my life as well.
 

Rune342

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Steve Blum. He's got a great range of voices. Plus, his normal voice is so great, it would make everything I'm doing 65% more awesome.
 

Rewdalf

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Ross Scott, hands down...
To those who aren't familliar, he voiced Gordon Freeman in "Freeman's Mind..."

Just because it'd be perfect for me...
 

Blade1130

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Keith David
David Carradine
Philip J. Fry - Would be hilarious
Christopher Walken
Obvious Morgan Freeman

I wish I had those kinds of voices :(

Best one though:
Gordon Freeman, a voice so awesome no one can hear it.
 

runnernda

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Hm. My friends and I used to joke about R. Kelly narrating our lives because of "Trapped in the Closet," since that's not so much a song as it is a sung narration of a day in the life or whatever. I don't think I'd like that, though.

Ooh, I think Zachary Levi would be an excellent life narrator.
 

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The Gatherer said:
Got to be either:

7) John Motson (1,000,000 Man points to people that know this guy)
John Motson is the commentator from Match Of The Day, I think it's recently been his 40th anniversary commenting. The week before Lineker wouldn't stop saying "The biggest match in world football". Yay Man Points :p Which reminds me I need to watch MOTD from tonight. Also fuck you for picking David Hayter. I thought I'd get to be the first one to say him :(

Now in no particular order, trying to pick people that haven't been said,

Graham and Paul. Yes together. Plenty of laughs would be had. Although it may have to involve my life being told through the medium of cutscene

Erik Dellums. No idea who he is? Neither did I until about 5 minutes ago. He's better known as Three Dog in Fallout 3.

Hugh Laurie. Well this one is due to my love of basically everything he does, so I'm damn sure he'd make a good job of this

Elias Toufexis. He didn't ask for this, but he's doing it anyway.

EDIT: In fact, since nobody has said it, I'll add Seth MacFarlane. Say what you will about everything else he does, but he has a good range of voices.
 

DRes82

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John DiMaggio, no question. Bender and Jake the Dog's voice all rolled into one. Would be hilarious.
 

Hayden Miller

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I'd say......


Christopher Walken, I mean, have you ever HEARD that guy read things? His narration is never not hilarious.
 

Zeraki

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I'd have to go with Sean Bean... yeah definitely Sean Bean.
 

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xplay3r said:
Pretty simple question but I think some interesting answers could be given.

If you could chose one person (Actor, Voice-Actor, Character in a movie or T.V. show, Singer, Musician, friend, or even family member, anyone basically) to narrate your life, for the rest of your life, so that only you would hear it, who would you pick?

As a bonus why that person?

I think I would probably go with Michael Weston from Burn Notice (the character, not necessarily the actor)

EDIT: if you answer Morgan Freeman I want you to imagine the big buzzer from QI going off. and you lose 20 points Alan Davies.

for those who don't know what the hell I'm talking about basically I'm saying that's a predictable answer, lets be a bit more creative? lol

EDIT2: Extra Bonus! Give a small example of the way in which they would narrate your life. like them describing something mundane that you are doing
for example, I changed my answer to stephen fry so here is stephen fry narrating me making a sandwich

James lovingly spread the smooth peanut butter gently across the soft white bread, taking care to make spread it to all the edges. Then came the jelly. Ah the jelly the gelatinous sweetness of the grapes was spread as if were a freshly wasted sheet on a bed, when you are dead tired. When the two pieces were placed together and bitten into softly, the explosion of wonderful flavors made him smile with joy!


Probably that guy from Little Big Planet or the narrator from Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy movie (might be same guy)