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[RhombusHatesYou]

Here in Aus I've found that to not be the case, but by golly I wish it was.

Yeah but even the stodgiest old Aussie has a hidden technophile inside. We are a nation that loves gadgets and shit.

Unfortunately what many older Aussies lack is... let's call it a working knowledge of their gadgets. They can mimic the behaviours well enough but often with hilarious or frustrating results (I usually get both at the same time when dealing with my Ma and step-Da, both in their 60s).

 

[Macgyvercas]

Text back saying:

"I am a time traveller, your daughter is vital to the survival of the human race, she has to come with me!"

You would say that, Time Lord.

OT: Not enough information in the OP for me to pass judgement. More information required.

 

[skystryke]

Tell her to meet you at Friar Lawrence's place. I hear he's good at handling these kinds of situations.

Why do I have a fealing I should know who friar Lawrence is?

If I got the reference right he is a character from Romeo and Juliet who ended up getting them both killed through his plans to help them be together.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Tell her to meet you at Friar Lawrence's place. I hear he's good at handling these kinds of situations.

Why do I have a fealing I should know who friar Lawrence is?

If I got the reference right he is a character from Romeo and Juliet who ended up getting them both killed through his plans to help them be together.

That's who I thought. It could have been any friar from that time though.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Tell her to meet you at Friar Lawrence's place. I hear he's good at handling these kinds of situations.

Why do I have a fealing I should know who friar Lawrence is?

If I got the reference right he is a character from Romeo and Juliet who ended up getting them both killed through his plans to help them be together.

Well, if Romeo hadn't jumped to conclusions and assumed Juliet was dead when she was actually sleeping, they wouldn't be in this mess. Quod erat demonstrandum.

 

[Xaryn Mar]

Tell the mother that it is a crime to read other peoples mail, sms, and letters. She could be fined a rather large amount for reading private material.

That might keep the mother away from her daughters phone in the future at least.

 

[skystryke]

Tell her to meet you at Friar Lawrence's place. I hear he's good at handling these kinds of situations.

Why do I have a fealing I should know who friar Lawrence is?

If I got the reference right he is a character from Romeo and Juliet who ended up getting them both killed through his plans to help them be together.

Well, if Romeo hadn't jumped to conclusions and assumed Juliet was dead when she was actually sleeping, they wouldn't be in this mess. Quod erat demonstrandum.

I meant that the Friar's actions enabled Romeo to reach those conclusions and also what does "Quod erat demonstrandum" mean. And it's been a while since I read it but didn't the Friar advise Juliet to use a poison to fake her death which would make Romeo's conclusion perfectly understandable.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

Tell her to meet you at Friar Lawrence's place. I hear he's good at handling these kinds of situations.

Why do I have a fealing I should know who friar Lawrence is?

If I got the reference right he is a character from Romeo and Juliet who ended up getting them both killed through his plans to help them be together.

Well, if Romeo hadn't jumped to conclusions and assumed Juliet was dead when she was actually sleeping, they wouldn't be in this mess. Quod erat demonstrandum.

im gonna jump in here

the friar sent someone to tell romeo to pick up juliet and take her away when she wakes up, but the messanger gets captured and locked in quarentine because they think he has the black plauge.

and if your best friend came to a faraway town to tell you that your girlfriend is dead, then you go to the tomb and a guy tells you that she is dead, then you go in the tomb and you find her body without a pulse and she isnt breathing, wouldnt you assume she was dead?

 

[Hardcore31]

Dude, just keep texting the girl. Or you could try meeting her on person....
/thread

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

what does "Quod erat demonstrandum" mean.

the point proves itself.
Example: 2+2=4, QED

"Quote erat demonstrandom, because even scientists need to say '***** please'"

 

[skystryke]

what does "Quod erat demonstrandum" mean.

the point proves itself.
Example: 2+2=4, QED

"Quote erat demonstrandom, because even scientists need to say '***** please'"

Oh, thanks for information.

But, back on topic if you can't let your parents know and you shoot down everything involving explaining to her parents and talking it out then you just need to forget and move on.

 

[ethaninja]

2. Continue texting her, hope you don't get killed in your sleep.

Do you know her last name? If it is Sandman, STOP texting her or the aforementioned will happen. =D

 

[Panda Mania]

hm. tell him he has a beautiful daughter and if he doesn't mind you'd like to get to know her. ...no, not in the biblical sense, sir...

if you know she's 15/16, you would be wise to avoid salacious and/or incriminating activities...

 

[ethaninja]

Tell HIM to grow the hell up, these things happen. LOTS.

 

[ethaninja]

Dude, just keep texting the girl. Or you could try meeting her on person....
/thread

And have him with a sniper rifle just in case anything happens

 

[Thaius]

I'd say the first mistake was talking about sex with a girl you haven't even met in person. Assuming you actually like her, and want an actual relationship with her as opposed to just wanting to screw her, these things have to go slow. Had that mistake not been made, her parents wouldn't be all over you for it in the first place.

Though, the idea that you were "sexting" or whatever is kind of an assumption, since you never really detailed what was said... except the "crawl all over" part, which seems to be pretty indicative...

hm. tell him he has a beautiful daughter and if he doesn't mind you'd like to get to know her. ...no, not in the biblical sense, sir...

And you get a cookie for knowledge of biblical euphemisms.