Who's Your Coolest Ancestor?

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Chamale

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Tell me, Escapists, who was your coolest ancestor? We all have someone interesting in our family tree. If you can't trace your family tree very far back, rest assured that you're certainly related to some ancient king with 400 children, if nothing else.

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was a pirate. Not just any software copier, he was one of the most feared French privateers of the 17th century - Baptiste.

Pierre Maisonnat, called Baptiste, so impressed the Acadian governor with his escape from the English that he was rewarded with his own ship and a license to commit piracy against English ships. He once captured 7 ships in one mission, then sailed into Boston Harbour to capture an 8th. He once got into a battle with an English ship near Boston and deliberately grounded his boat - making it impossible to sink. He sank the English ship, but it left his vessel too damaged to sail home. Baptiste got off the ship and walked back to French Canada.

Baptiste became a folk hero to the Acadians, as the English had been cutting off supplies for years - thanks to Baptiste, French shipping could resume, and he occasionally gave stolen English treasure to the poorest French. When he was captured in Boston, his governor threatened the English with invasion if they hanged him; the British decided to leave him alive.

Yes, my 8th great-grandfather was a pirate, Robin Hood, and all-around cool guy. He had 3 wives (though 1 didn't count, because he married her secretly while his other wife was in France). My line of ancestry comes, I believe, from his 3rd wife.

Now it's your turn to tell your ancestor's story.
 

voetballeeuw

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Damn, awesome story. I've looked at some of my family trees compiled by my uncle but nothing really stands out. Allegedly, one of my ancestors was a bishop in South Africa, at least that's what I'm told.
 

Anarchemitis

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My family line goes to the badass lineage of people-who-run-away-from-conflicted-nations-at-the-later-part-of-the-19th-Century. Specifically Poland, Russia and Germany. Mennonites were often relegated and therefore persecuted alongside Jews.
 

Jark212

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John Wesley Hardin, on my mom's side respectively...

He was a old western outlaw/gunslinger who killed like 40 people (estimate), I thought it was interesting that he knew "Wild Bill" Hickok. And the final time he was arrested and sentenced he studied to become a lawyer and even passed the state bar test, only to be shot in the back of the head by a cop a few months later...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wesley_Hardin
 

wammnebu

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my father's side was kicked out of Portugal for being losers.

The legends on my mother's side are much more interesting, including
-my great great uncle being Francis Scott Key
-ancestors coming to the new world to escape punishment for stealing china from Brittish nobles
-being descendants of CSA generals,
-a great-aunt who was telekinetic and friends with edgar cayce,
-a great grandfather cured by Padre Pio,
and my entire mother's side being notorious liars. :)
 

Hader

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I honestly have no clue, though there's a chance I might have distant relations to William Wallace's family.
 

Megacherv

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlemagne

Because everyone in Modern Europe is descended from him (if it's the correct person, not entirely sure)
 

Nieroshai

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All I know was one of my ancestors led a unit in William the Conqueror's conquest of England. Also, my Great Grandfather was a manly kick-ass sailor in WWII.
 

airplanedude550

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_the_Conqueror
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Whitaker
Whitaker performed the marriage of Pocahontas to John Rolfe. He is a great-great-ect...half-uncle of mine.
 

Wintermoot

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my grandma spread illegal news papers during the German occupation of Holland
also why are most captcha gibberish?
PS some of my ancestors where Chinese maybe I,m the descendant of a ass kicking monk or something
 

Squidwogdog

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My grandmother worked in the Polish resistance in World War 2 as a courier, spy and translator. She knew seven languages apparently. And then she fled to Australia when the Russians came, probably for the best.
 

MintyNinja

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My family doesn't talk about the past. Just recently I found out my grandmother, whom I am very close to, had brothers. Pretty much sums it up. Some people are just the filler for others' stories.
 

Bender Rodriguez

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For me its my dads side thats interesting, my grandmother is related to one of the "four greats" in Norwegian literature...Alexander Kielland.
She's also have Swedish Royalty in her blood.

My moms side is slightly less interesting, polish catholic survivors of of WWII is just about it.
As far as i know atleast.
 

TheHappySquid

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Hardy, of Lord Nelson's "Kiss me Hardy" fame.

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FYJavxmh1Yhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FYJavxmh1Y This guy, but probably less hilarious.
 

Scorched_Cascade

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Adam...King Charlemagne...

Seriously though? I'd go for either my granddad that fought in every theatre of war in world war 2 (although mainly a desert rat) or my granddad that was a policeman during Ireland's "troubles" and quit to join the IRA.

I can't go any further back than that because my dads side (ww2 grandad) never spoke of their past as it was fairly horrific to them. Grandma worked as a maid in a house that got bombed in WW2 and was scarred badly from it.

On my mum's side my grandad was adopted and his actual father was the town drunk that everyone in town (including him before he knew) mocked >.>

So yeah quality genetics right here.
 

Shoggoth2588

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I am very envious...I don't even know the name of my grandfathers. I'm considering joining one of those ancestry websites but without the names of my grandfathers or even the maiden names of my Grandmothers, it would make things a bit difficult. I'm 23: at this point asking those kinds of questions feel kind of awkward to me.
 

TheRealGoochman

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One of my ancestors was on the Lewis and Clark expedition.

My family ties are spread very far out there, so I bet I have some cool people in my family's background