Who's your secret weird celebrity crush...?

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

Man crush: Liam Neeson, he could talk about how he likes eating babies and his voice would make it worth it *goes and plays Fallout 3 opening some more*

Lady crush: Mary Steenburgen is a pretty nice lady methinks, I like her facial expressions. Kinda older but still lookin' pretty good.

Technically both secret, maybe not really weird. *shrugs*

 

[Super Toast]

The Rancor.

And Zooey Deschanel.

 

[Kialee]

Marilyn Monroe, as far as film stars go.
Otherwise, Alton Brown.





STOP LAUGHING.

 

[ScarletRider]

Lauren Bacall. Back in her prime, she was gorgeous! She doesn't look that bad for her age now either. Of course, there's also Dame Julie Andrews... *le sigh* They just don't make 'em like that anymore.

 

[Miumaru]

Shirley Manson. I would be a lesbian for her.
For guys, Chris Hardwick, he is sexy in that dorky way, or Adam Sessler. Sure he is too old for me and well...ugly, but ever since he mocked those Killzone fanboys for being upset about a 9.5 rating, hes stolen my heart.

 

[God's Clown]

Very much her. I love her eyes.

 

[Berethond]

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I'm probably the only person who has a celebrity crush on a celebrity my own age.

She was the voice of Kairi in Kingdom Hearts. It's pretty justified.

 

[Necator15]

Hmm, can't think of any weird ones... So I'll go with Olivia Wilde. I suppose that she could be considered weird in that she's sodamn thin, but doesn't (At least to me) appear anorexic.


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Very much her. I love her eyes.

Kudos for keeping your eyes on hers there.

 

[Tagball]

Hurm....well, there are WAY too many lovely ladies to name.
There are also too many not-so-lovely-ladies to name.
Hell, there are just too many damn ladies to name.

So, I'll just go with an awesome-looking guy:

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If chins could kill....

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Well, there is one weird one...

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David Tennant. I consider myself heterosexual, but if David Tennant were to walk up and ask me to sleep with him, I'd probably say yes.

Also? Charlize Theron.

 

[qwertyzxy27]

Zac Effron

 

[Denos]

now id say for female Ellen Page, and shes only 6 years older then me, so when im in my 30s it will be like perfectly normal if we dated you know.

also for guy id say Joseph Gordon-Levitt

 

[Jato Jay]

My secret celerity crush? Def Michelle Tractenberg. Simple yet elegant... Coy... Beautiful... Sexy. I find her irresistible.

 

[TheFurryChicken]

Hands down, Felicia Day.

 

[Tdc2182]

As for a female celebrity, Zooey Deschanel is extremely attractive:

You and every other other straight man in the world. Probably even a few gay ones.

For sakes of being original, Franka Potente.

...I'll tell you what, it's hard to find a good picture of her.

Joseph Gordon Levitt.

The things I would do to that man.

 

[Tdc2182]

Hands down, Felicia Day.

Oh, yeah, this too. Facebook fan page for the win.

 

[rddj623]

...Craig Ferguson. Yeeeaah.
But for females, Giada de Laurentiis. A women who can cook, and is attractive. Perfect package.

For sure! For those unfortunate souls who don't know who she is

Does Jessica Rabbit count? She's the only real secret-yet-also-weird crush I had.

This counts.

 

[Srrrh]

My weird celebrity crush isn't so secret, everyone I know knows I love Dani Filth. And ridicules me for it. But he's such a cute l'il gothic hobbit!

Other than that I have fairly generic celebrity crushes. Borrrrring.

 

[Audio]

I've always like Cat Deeley :3

Not too skinny, doesnt pile on the make-up and doesnt seem snobbish :d

Edit: Sorry for the size :S