Who's your secret weird celebrity crush...?

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Je Suis Ubermonkey

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Justin Beiber. I want to crush him so bad. Under a building or something heavy like that.

Oh wait, you mean that kind of crush.

Brian Blessed. Even though sex would require the use of multiple sets of ear protectors.
 

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Sronpop said:
reyttm4 said:
It use to be Emma Watson, but then she got a hair cut. Ugh.
*googles*

Oh dear lord, what happened to her, she used to be hot! This just ruined my day.
Oh come on, surely it can't be that ba- GAHHH! My god, what the hell?!

Oh yeah, and Ellen Page is hot, that crafty bastard in Inception when they're in that hotel lobby though:-

-"Kiss me"
-*kisses then looks around*
-"It didn't do anything"
-"It was worth a shot..."
 

Shock and Awe

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Yeah the actors/actresses in Twilight are generally actually pretty good, they just have complete shit roles.

OT:Don't you fucking judge me......lol XD [http://www.tusfamosos.com/i/Vin%20Diesel.jpg]
 

dex-dex

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Steve Butts said:
I think you guys are missing the words "secret" and "weird."

I'm going to have to go with Betty White.
she is pretty awesome!

Mine would be Jay Baruchel
and since he lives in Montreal he is a quick plane trip aw so cute! :D
Also Ryan Renolds
and Matt Wiggins.
 

craddoke

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Maggie Gyllenhaal (Secretary)
Emma Thompson (Dead Again)
Jennifer Connelly (Labyrinth)
Angelina Jolie (anything)

Of course, I don't think any of those are weird.
 

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I actually have an agreement with my fiancée. That if I ever meet him, It would be totally okay for me to lay him down by the fire, on a nice bearskin rug, with Barry White in the background, without jeopardizing mine and my fiancées relationship.
 

StriderShinryu

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A few years back, I would have said Ellen Page.. and it really would have been considered weird. I still say Ellen Page, but for some reason that's obviously not considered weird anymore. *shrug*
 

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dex-dex said:
Also Ryan Renolds
Wasn't he the "Sexiest Man Alive" for two years? How is that weird? Do you think his toes are particularly hot or something? I'm not seeing the weirdness.

There are a lot of guys old enough to be my father that I find attractive, if that's "weird". Adam Baldwin, Anderson Cooper, Rob Lowe, etc.
 

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Nawww. <3
My favorite too!

Well since I'm (Also) male and straight, I must go for Anna Faris. Though Ellen Page looks really good in Inception. o_O

Edit: It's supposed to be a quote on this post, the one with Ewan McGregor.
 

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Hayate_GT said:
I'm sorry to say but for me it would be
yes Kristen Stewart

i watched Adventureland last night and i was like...whoa THAT'S Bella???...but she's all sexy and not annoying?...i'm not really sure if it was the fact that she displayed some sort of sexuality or if it was the shorts but watching her in the movie got me thinking "wow...i'd totally................" yea you get the idea...

so my fellow Escapist is there a celebrity who isn't the prettiest starlet, the hunkiest piece of man meat or not even that famous but if you had them in a room with you for a day you could die a happy person...?
AGSGKWGWG!!! SHE IS AMAZING :33333 This guy stole my answer. Her acting before Twilight(not her fault her character had no personality which was myers fault) was amazing and I feel in love with her then!
 

Quaxar

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Everyone's about films here... that's neither secret nor weird, everyone knows Mila Jovovic and Lexa Doig are hot.

You want a weird mancrush I wouldn't tell everyone?
http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/the_green_lantern_hal_jordan.jpg
... what?